Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

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#1 Posted by panvixyl (325 posts) -

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/15/dead-island-riptides-uk-zombie-bait-edition-comes-with-blood/

A disembodied torso falls from a 10th story window. Sad piano plays as the boobies jiggle wildly.

The Dead Island: Riptide UK Edition contains a sexy dismembered lady statue for all you sexy dismembered lady needs. The only good reason I can think to own this thing is to display to any unsuspecting people that you are an incredibly creepy fuck they need to flee from immediately.

Thoughts?

#2 Posted by _Chad (962 posts) -

This is terrible.

#3 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

@_Chad said:

This is terrible.

I think that's what makes it great.

#4 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (3577 posts) -

Lol best part of this is that the statue was hand painted.

#5 Posted by Blimble (302 posts) -

I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up

#6 Posted by panvixyl (325 posts) -

@I_Stay_Puft: All the more reason not to own this! Imagine how much semen is mixed in with that paint.

#7 Posted by Chuggsy (554 posts) -

god dammit videogames

#8 Posted by Rainbowkisses (472 posts) -

Who thought this was a good idea?

#9 Posted by Yummylee (22064 posts) -

I'll be in my bunk.

#10 Posted by Ducksworth (662 posts) -

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

#11 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2025 posts) -

What.

#12 Edited by Abendlaender (2838 posts) -

Oh yeah, FINALLY. I think I might hang this over my fireplace, that's a great place. You know, so everybody can see it.

Jesus Christ, Deep Silver, wtf.....you used to be cool at some point

#13 Posted by AndrewB (7669 posts) -

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

#14 Posted by ShaggE (6555 posts) -

It just looks tacky to me. As I said on another site, I love morbid art, so it's not the subject matter, it just seems painfully hokey.

#15 Posted by Demoskinos (15019 posts) -

Thats fucking fantastic. HAHAHAHAHA. Not going to buy the new Dead Island but that would be amazing to sit on my shelf.

#16 Posted by Vonocourt (2141 posts) -

I don't understand.

#17 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

@Rainbowkisses said:

Who thought this was a good idea?

Someone!

#18 Edited by Daiphyer (1341 posts) -

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

Boy, does it!

#19 Posted by Renahzor (994 posts) -

This thing is super strange, but seems to have been some decent marketing because quite a few people are talking about it!

#20 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

#21 Posted by ArrogantParagon (7 posts) -

Wonder how long it'll be before this shows up on /r/cummingonfigurines

#22 Posted by granderojo (1792 posts) -

I was going to say something ironic but this is just sad.

#23 Posted by triviaman09 (803 posts) -

@Chuggsy said:

god dammit videogames

#24 Posted by Brodehouse (10078 posts) -

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady?

Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks?

I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

#25 Posted by Nottle (1917 posts) -

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

Ohh. Someone needs to glue together some sort of chimera made out preorder bonuses. it could have this for a torso, the halo helmet for a head, a lancer for an arm, the Catherine boxers...

#26 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -
@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

#27 Posted by Danteveli (1197 posts) -

Maybe anther edition will have some rotten meat or dead dog inside?

#28 Posted by stryker1121 (1527 posts) -

See, this is the kind of thing we need to forward to news outlets so they can report how gamers are socially adjusted members of society.

#29 Posted by Yummylee (22064 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

#30 Edited by Kerned (1170 posts) -

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

ART
#31 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

I can't say I've ever really thought about it before, but now that the opportunity is staring me right in the face I find it hard to say no.

#32 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I need this in my life.

#33 Posted by Animasta (14713 posts) -

@Kerned said:

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

ART

what is the name of your striking art piece

#34 Posted by Milkman (17030 posts) -

I fucking hate video games.

#35 Posted by Animasta (14713 posts) -

@Milkman said:

I fucking hate video games.

also this

#36 Posted by Demoskinos (15019 posts) -

@Brodehouse said:

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady? Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks? I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

So how about that Leona Lewis?

#37 Posted by VoshiNova (1698 posts) -

@Ducksworth said:

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

#38 Posted by MentalDisruption (1643 posts) -

Umm...neat, I guess?

#39 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5040 posts) -

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

What kind of question is that? Fuck yeah!

Hey, don't judge me man, okay?... Why are you staring at me like I'm some sort of creep?... DON'T LOOK AT ME!

#40 Posted by mak_wikus (537 posts) -

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. 
And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

#41 Posted by ThePencil (390 posts) -

OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!? .... .... Dead Island got a sequel?

#42 Posted by Animasta (14713 posts) -

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

#43 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

I think I have a reverse boner.

#44 Posted by Brodehouse (10078 posts) -
@Animasta

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

It was Feminist Whore.

This game should have Ethical Slut.
#45 Posted by mak_wikus (537 posts) -
@Brodehouse said:
@Animasta

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

It was Feminist Whore. This game should have Ethical Slut.
Oh god, I forgot about that.
Still, marketing is a publisher's thing, right?
#46 Posted by Yummylee (22064 posts) -

@FunkasaurasRex said:

I think I have a reverse boner.

That sounds uncomfortable.

#47 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -
@Yummylee said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.


#48 Posted by Pezen (1635 posts) -

I am curious how this thing would have been received if it had been a male torso. Probably; "that's neat!"

I like the fact that in all regards, it's at least thematically fitting.

#50 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

And where's the sexy dismembered guy statue? No equality! This is sexist.

:D

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