http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/15/dead-island-riptides-uk-zombie-bait-edition-comes-with-blood/

The Dead Island: Riptide UK Edition contains a sexy dismembered lady statue for all you sexy dismembered lady needs. The only good reason I can think to own this thing is to display to any unsuspecting people that you are an incredibly creepy fuck they need to flee from immediately.

Thoughts?

This is terrible.

@_Chad said:

This is terrible.

I think that's what makes it great.

Lol best part of this is that the statue was hand painted.

I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up

@I_Stay_Puft: All the more reason not to own this! Imagine how much semen is mixed in with that paint.

god dammit videogames

Who thought this was a good idea?

I'll be in my bunk.

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

What.

Oh yeah, FINALLY. I think I might hang this over my fireplace, that's a great place. You know, so everybody can see it.

Jesus Christ, Deep Silver, wtf.....you used to be cool at some point

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

It just looks tacky to me. As I said on another site, I love morbid art, so it's not the subject matter, it just seems painfully hokey.

Thats fucking fantastic. HAHAHAHAHA. Not going to buy the new Dead Island but that would be amazing to sit on my shelf.

I don't understand.

@Rainbowkisses said:

Who thought this was a good idea?

Someone!

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

Boy, does it!

This thing is super strange, but seems to have been some decent marketing because quite a few people are talking about it!

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

Wonder how long it'll be before this shows up on /r/cummingonfigurines

I was going to say something ironic but this is just sad.

@Chuggsy said:

god dammit videogames

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady?

Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks?

I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

Ohh. Someone needs to glue together some sort of chimera made out preorder bonuses. it could have this for a torso, the halo helmet for a head, a lancer for an arm, the Catherine boxers...

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

Maybe anther edition will have some rotten meat or dead dog inside?

See, this is the kind of thing we need to forward to news outlets so they can report how gamers are socially adjusted members of society.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

I can't say I've ever really thought about it before, but now that the opportunity is staring me right in the face I find it hard to say no.

I need this in my life.

@Kerned said:

@AndrewB said:

Can I stick the Halo helmet I never purchased on top of it?

what is the name of your striking art piece

I fucking hate video games.

@Milkman said:

I fucking hate video games.

also this

@Brodehouse said:

Why can't I get a dismembered statue of a black lady? Also, would preferring my dismembered lady statues be black make me racist against whites, or racist against blacks? I will say that black women with UK accents are hawwwwwt. Because they're largely biracial and biracial people are like the Perfect Humans.

So how about that Leona Lewis?

@Ducksworth said:

I bet no one will think gamers are a strange bunch now!

Umm...neat, I guess?

Does your life need more dismembered statues of ladies?

What kind of question is that? Fuck yeah!

Hey, don't judge me man, okay?... Why are you staring at me like I'm some sort of creep?... DON'T LOOK AT ME!

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. 
And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!? .... .... Dead Island got a sequel?

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

I think I have a reverse boner.

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

@Animasta

@mak_wikus said:

If there was a post about it on DI:R's facebook page, then it got removed. And, please, PLEASE, make it clear that this thing was Deep Silver's idea, not Techland's.

to be fair after the whole feminist bitch thing I could totally see techland doing this

(was it feminist bitch or cunt? I cant remember)

It was Feminist Whore. This game should have Ethical Slut.

@FunkasaurasRex said:

I think I have a reverse boner.

That sounds uncomfortable.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Hitchenson said:

@Yummylee said:

I'll be in my bunk.

I am curious how this thing would have been received if it had been a male torso. Probably; "that's neat!"

I like the fact that in all regards, it's at least thematically fitting.

And where's the sexy dismembered guy statue? No equality! This is sexist.

:D