UHHHHhhhHHHPAAANTIEEESSSsss....

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NAKED. CARTOON. PUSSY.

I like how this is removed but the 5 million oblivion/fallout3 mods that have sex/nudity in them are stll around.

I'm going to call bs on this. Clearly when it goes into freeze frame you can see a skip in the frames which could easily be a photoshop. Until I see one in real time I doubt this is real.

@wickedsc3 said:

I'm going to call bs on this. Clearly when it goes into freeze frame you can see a skip in the frames which could easily be a photoshop. Until I see one in real time I doubt this is real.

That or its just clipping.

@The_Laughing_Man said:

@wickedsc3 said:

I'm going to call bs on this. Clearly when it goes into freeze frame you can see a skip in the frames which could easily be a photoshop. Until I see one in real time I doubt this is real.

That or its just clipping.

True. Its pretty easy to see when he could just chop in a still image. The second one had a lot bigger jump from motion to freeze frame zoom than the first. Also its just a dark line which could easily be clipping too.

This video really needs this to be playing in the background.

Just pretend it's Adam Jensen talking to you. It makes it...funnier? 

Not as creepy as the guys who look for Amy Rose upskirt action but still pretty fucking creepy. 

This isn't the first time a creepy mysoginistic charge has been levelled against Dead Island, even though it features two perfectly capable female protagonists.

We can only assume that one of the three or four programmers that managed to cobble together this hideous mess of a game has issues with women.

This guy worries me, keep him away from children!

THAT VIDEO IS DISGUSTING.

EDIT: DAT CLOSE UP.

Systemically breaking the limbs of your enemies before slicing their bodies in half? That's cool.

Something that vaguely resembles a vagina? PANIC!

Also,

GTA IV's DLC shows a penis and the game is still M.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

@SeriouslyNow: You want me to think about children while viewing a pixelated female characters genitals? weird, duder.

@allworkandlowpay said:

@SeriouslyNow: You want me to think about children while viewing a pixelated female characters genitals? weird, duder.

Only if it doing using the dude's creeper voice.

OH MAN SICK

Vagina!? 
 
I love those things!

I couldn't even make it to the video. I tapped out about ten seconds into the creeper voice.

There is no creature quite like the "youtuber" odd race of people that.

Dude! The game's rated M. If anyone buys an M-rated game and is shocked by a split-second, up-skirt shot, shouldn't buy M-rated games. The blood, brains, bone-fragments, internal organs spewing everywhere throughout the game doesn't bother you. Everyone in the game is turned inside out.

Just thought I'd hit giant bomb before I go to sleep. It was a sound plan but was derailed due to my curiosity. Now I don't want to sleep until I forget that video. What a douche.

Dude must have been looking at every crotch and ass in the game to notice that.
 
So... when is somebody going to browse through the .pak files and post the actual texture and normal map to prove this is bullshit?

Ah where's the Adachi rape-face when I need it...

@Deusoma: I don't really want to know how you know the guy sounds "exactly" like a rapist, but you know, if you need somebody to talk to, we're here for you.

@FluxWaveZ: I was totally not serious and am well aware why people associate those things with one another.

That'll teach me to ignore plain facts to try and make a stupid joke I guess (It won't, this was not the first, nor will it be the last time that this happens.)

He's totally serious when he puts extreme violence, zombie dismemberment and blood and gore at the same level of "nudity". Woah.

Man! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy man is creeps!

Honestly why do we care? I hate people so much.

Just wow.

Creepy raper guy mistakes low res conjoining polygons as vagina.

Man.. that guy... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
..had me at panties...

@Deusoma said:

@allworkandlowpay said:

@Deusoma: I don't really want to know how you know the guy sounds "exactly" like a rapist, but you know, if you need somebody to talk to, we're here for you.

One theory could be that I'm a cop and deal with scumbag rapist perps on a regular basis. But I couldn't be a cop, of course. I'd have to tell you if I was a cop, right?

I figure we can rule that out, because any cop worth a damn would know that rapists come in all shapes, shades and genders, and don't really have a common sound or tone to their voice. Such a horrible officer would be derelict at his duties, overlooking hundreds, if not thousands, of seemingly normal, well-tempered, average sounding individuals who are actually rapists.

But your not a cop, you'd have to tell me, right?

@Grissefar said:

@ProjectMayhem said:

Honestly why do we care? I hate people so much.

Because the game might need to be re-rated which could be catastrophic for the publisher, dickhead.

Might be a little excessive, dude.

@RoyCampbell said:

Creepy raper guy mistakes low res conjoining polygons as vagina.

It's not a mistake, it's a fantasy and sometimes a fantasy is all you need.

wow. it still astounds me how some people spend their time

Fuck, some people REALLY need to come up from the basement and get some sunlight. Im pretty sure this dude is turning into some type of basement dwelling creature.

I'm not wearing any panties either.

Just sayin'.

@DougQuaid said:

Man.. that guy...










..had me at panties...

I love you for this.

GTA 4 had male penis all in yo face and still got a M rating. Honestly I doubt that upskirt shot was intentional, if anything it's just bad graphics and weird shading. And if the model was built like so then it still doesn't warrant all this fuss.

That game is fucking creepy . With all the headless ladies falling with their buts up in the air, I just can't play it not thinking what kind of fucked up creeps made it.

I believe that's called a "Thunt"

@Vinny_Says said:

GTA 4 had male penis all in yo face

Really? I don't remember seeing any schlong in this game.

Better get that nudity off of the Internet before someone finds it.

@atomic_dumpling: oh I guess it was the DLC with the bikers. Still it's in there and was rated M.

What bullshit. I can't believe Kotaku made a story out of this as well.