@jonnyboy said:
Let's not forget the Saboteur. Before EA realised it needed to shoehorn in multiplayer into it's game to justify an online pass, they only permitted the purchasers of new copies to see topless prostitutes, plus access to extra brothels.
Probably the most offensive thing to happen in video games in recent memory. Not the fact that that we were dealing with exposed boobs, rather the fact that EA considered their customers, and by extension most loyal customers, utter perverts.
having played the Saboteur (and it's clear you haven't), I can tell you that the Midnight Show online pass amounted to the following:
- More hideouts to hide from Nazis while they were hunting you
that's it. The whole "But zee hookers! Zey are tupless!" thing was a huge blow up over nothing. Yes the prostitutes/burlesque dancers were topless in the Midnight Show online pass, but the game never drew attention to it, ever. They treated their audience like adults, which is something you apparently can't do. They were always meant to be topless, but this was the end of 2008 and nobody was quite sure how the ESRB would react to tits in a major release just yet. Hence, Midnight Show.
And just for the record, it's okay to look at breasts. It's especially okay if they're fake video game breasts. You're not a pervert for liking boobs. You're normal. Utterly. Fucking. Normal.
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