Dead or Alive: Paradise Is "Palm Sized Paradise" (Trailer)

#1 Edited by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -
#2 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

OH MY GOD.  YAY! 
 
 
"DEAD OR ARIBE PARADISE!" SEXYNOH!"

#3 Posted by Rallier (1739 posts) -

That was really weird watching through that trailer...
 
Well at least they have a clear focus on who their audience is.

#4 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

hehe, palm sized.

#5 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -

Dead Or Alive game on a Sony platform?

#6 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

That's it, i'm getting a psp now.

#7 Posted by Willin (1280 posts) -

I feel so dirty.

#8 Edited by psyborg0815 (444 posts) -

"Those girls' and your secret pleasure garden" ... doesn't sound too bad. 
I knew all the years I spent watching anime were good for something.

#9 Edited by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -
@Rallier said:

" That was really weird watching through that trailer...  Well at least they have a clear focus on who their audience is. "

 
So does this new PSP game from Acquire called Gladiator Begins
 
Japanese Game Promotion 101 
 

 
 I suppose the box art should have been expected, after they had a booth babe chained up in this outfit at TGS'09 lol:

#10 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -
@Linkyshinks: That's...um...quite the helmet. Looks like a rejected cross between a Big Daddy helmet and a Tin Man helmet on the box art, heh.
#11 Posted by Korwin (2846 posts) -

Judging from the direction her breasts are facing that must be monsterously uncomfortable to wear lol.

#12 Posted by Rallier (1739 posts) -
@Linkyshinks: No wonder why the PSP is doing so well.
#13 Posted by Shirogane (3569 posts) -

I spent most of that trailer trying to remember what Ayane's sister's name was, until the part with the figurine where she mentioned it. Damn Kasumi, can never remember her name. 
 
I'm suprised anybody ever bought the Xtreme games, but i guess they did since this exists huh? 
 
Is Gladiator Begins seriously an actual psp game? The coverart looks like the kind you'd get from bootleg/crappy asian DVDs.
#14 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) -

I hate this industry.

#15 Posted by guiseppe (2840 posts) -

Why pay for soft "porn" when you can get the real stuff for free for your PSP?

#16 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4911 posts) -
@Meowayne said:
" I hate this industry. "
Can do nothing but agree with you there.
#17 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -

Is is wrong that I am slightly aroused?

#18 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -
@pornstorestiffi said:
" @Meowayne said:
" I hate this industry. "
Can do nothing but agree with you there. "
 
Oh the irony, given your username.
#19 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -

Hairy palm-sized, maybe.

#20 Edited by Driadon (2997 posts) -

In before AjayRaz. 
 
I played the original DOA:X and was sucked in completely by the deceptively simple volleyball. But this, this is just not necessary. 

#21 Posted by FirePrince (1763 posts) -

Whoa,i wonder when will people stop picking on pornstorestiffi  for having that username and posting on these "pr0n" related forumsXD.

 

#22 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4911 posts) -
@Linkyshinks said:
" @pornstorestiffi said:
" @Meowayne said:
" I hate this industry. "
Can do nothing but agree with you there. "
 Oh the irony, given your username. "
 Jumping to conclusions about my screen name are we?.
#23 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

Just Jesting

#24 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1915 posts) -

Is it sad that my first legitimate thought was, "Cool, they still have the volleyball in it!"?

#25 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Pretend disinterest then follow the game slavishly, internet.

#26 Posted by Axersia (1615 posts) -
@Rallier said:
" That was really weird watching through that trailer...  Well at least they have a clear focus on who their audience is. "
Right, me. I've never owned an Xbox product so I've never had the pleasure of playing a DOAX game (well, aside from that one time very briefly on a demo pod), but I do own a PSP so now I'll finally be able to experience the joy that is DOAX -- and on the go, no less. For those times when I'm feeling lonely on the train.
#27 Posted by Snail (8594 posts) -
@Linkyshinks: That looks conspicuously like Leia's golden bikini from Episode VI.
#28 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

Limited Edition 
  

 The limited edition of the game includes a special Kasumi figure, the DOA Secret Picture Collection, and the Secretly Live Recorded Voice & Soundtrack CD.     
 

#29 Posted by JJOR64 (18954 posts) -

I don't want this crap.  Give me DOA 5 already dammit!

#30 Posted by buzz_clik (6969 posts) -

Naisu supaiku!
 
@JJOR64 said:

" I don't want this crap.  Give me DOA 5 already dammit! "
Word.
Moderator
#31 Posted by Axersia (1615 posts) -

Tecmo just released a new batch of hot CG renders:


BTW, anyone know why they're pimping Hitomi this much? I thought Kasumi was the most popular character in the series?
#32 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Yay Japan. Jesus can you imagine the internet without it?

#33 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

A new video... 
 

#34 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

lol fuck japan

#35 Posted by AjayRaz (12424 posts) -

jesus, even i don't like this :\. 

#36 Posted by animateria (3252 posts) -

You know what? Despite having curvy bodies I find these characters very unsexy.
 
It might be that they seem to have no skin texture, or maybe because their breasts never seem to stay still, or it might be the weird face and eyes.
 
Probably all of the above.

#37 Posted by punkxblaze (2971 posts) -

Good to see water balloon breast physics are still an integral part of a Dead Or Alive: Watch Girls Innocently Run Around in Bikinis EXTREME games.
THEY MOVE INDEPENDENTLY.

#38 Posted by onimonkii (2434 posts) -

the jetskis were fun in x2. they should just make a new jetski only game

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