55. Psychopaths are not just mad they also have superhuman powers and can take hammer/sword attacks without a problem.

56. Mixing wine and beer in a blender makes you run super fast...who knew?

57. It's cool to commit genocide.

58. There really couldn't be a better time to crossdress than in the middle of a zombie epidemic.

59. Boxing gloves with knifes are super effective against psychos. Gotta Kill them all.

60. Guitar companies should really get to work on wireless guitar's with amp's attached.

61. Chuck's mom must have been an interesting person.

63. Strip poker is not always as sexy as it sounds.

64. When playing slot machines it is proper etiquette to leave a stack of money on the ground after winning so that the player behind you can get the next 5 wins from the machine.

65. Chuck Greene is a pussy compared to Frank West.  Now that dude could drink as much as he wanted and not throw up all over the place.

66. Katey likes giant stuffed animals.

67: Never 100% follow the arrow and use the map because you will soon find out that you're miles away from the safehouse than you already are

68: Chuck looks great in a "Mankini"

" 28: Chuck Greene isn't hardcore enough as Frank West to be able to disembowel zombies.  "

69. Fortune City is a crime ridden town since all the casual zombies are carrying knives.

70. A great idea can be fucked up twice in a stupid way :{

71. Everyone knows Slappy.

 72. No-one escapes a Zombie outbreak sane, whatever you revert to cannibalism, go into a killing spree, believe corpses are people, adopt a tiger, prefer death over being carried by another man, modesty is more important that keeping your brains inside your cranium, think you can beat the house, that your joke is funny or develop a drinking problem while wearing toddlers clothes. EVERYONE cracks.

76. Toilets Have Magical Repellant Against Zombies

" 15. Eating a bag of chips in between drinking full bottles of vodka will prevent you from throwing up. "

77. Doors always open and close both directions and
78. Zombies can't open doors even though we can just push them open and they do not require any use of the door handles at all and
79. It is impossible to open each door individually on double doors they must both be open simultaneously.

80. A man on a bike with chainsaws attached to it can be killed by a lawnmower with 2by4's attached