After watching the DP er I could not help but notice how awesome York looked while smoking so I have been thinking of getting into it.

Smoking is for badasses exclusively. I'm not much of a smoker, but doing it at night makes you feel like a motherfucker, especially when walking under streetlights.

No.

" No. "

Only if you smoke in the rain next to the burnt-out wreck of your former vehicle. Otherwise the only acceptable excuse for smoking is being drunk.

I'm a smoker, and I can categorically say no. No good ever comes of it.

No.... not for any reason but especially not for THAT reason.

If you're a guy, look for the cigarette packs that say, "Harmful to pregnancy," because you won't get pregnant. 
 
Avoid the ones that say you'll get emphysema and lung cancer though. 

Nope. Just because it's unhealthy. 

not unless you want to blow hours of time doing nothing but hangin next to a deer head

Absolutely. Any thing that looks cool, you should do it. Especially if it's from a video game.

well i do have to say there are a lot less painfull ways to die but do what you like its your body 

Ignore the persona non grata that's flooding this thread, look at this comparison:
 
Smoker
 

If you want to look both cool AND rich, start smoking cigars.  

Do you remember how York would run out of breath even just aiming a gun? How slow he was pushing empty boxes? Or how he couldn't run above a certain speed?

Only if you look cool when you're doing it. Not everyone can pull it off

Yeah. And while you're at it, pick up a bad cokehabbit and start bingedrinking every weekday ending with a "y".

" Smoking is for badasses exclusively. I'm not much of a smoker, but doing it at night makes you feel like a motherfucker, especially when walking under streetlights. "

Yes,  you should start smoking.

" Absolutely. Any thing that looks cool, you should do it. Especially if it's from a video game. "

That is the reason a 12 year old wants to smoke.

Try it and decide if that feeling is worth taking years off your life. Bum a cigarette off a friend if you don't want to buy a pack and risk getting addicted by the end of it.

you can have my addiction if you want it.

cigarettes? no. weed? sure.

" Ignore the persona non grata that's flooding this thread, look at this comparison:
 
Smoker
 

     

lol troll thread is successful.  
 
10/10 OP

I've smoked like four times in my life total. I still jones for a cigarette sometimes. 
  
I want to carry a pack and a lighter just in case something crazy happens.

Yea sure go ahead, but you'll see how awesome York looks when he has cancer in DP 2.  No, don't do that you slimy troll.

" I'm a smoker, and I can categorically say no. No good ever comes of it. "

I've thought about it. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life, but I smoke a cigar every once and awhile. I've actually come close, but then I think about all the people I work with, and how pissy they get after not smoking for 2 hours, and I don't want to be like that. See, that's the truth, while some people do look cool while smoking, everyone is a total bitch when they haven't had a smoke for a little while.

So you decide how cool it is because a video game character does it? Do you also want to eat mushrooms because Mario grew bigger?  
 
No good comes from smoking.  Enjoy the bad breath, yellow teeth and the health problems including throwing away money if you want to look badass.

God damn a lot of Giant Bomb regs are wimps.  
 
To clarify, you're not a wimp for not smoking cigs/weed/drinking, you're a wimp if you've never done it and get ridiculously preachy about why you shouldn't. 
 
Happens in every damn vice thread.

Dude yeah, and women REALLY love the smell. They especially like kissing you after you've finished the last drag on your cigarette.
 
Doctors were right in the 50s. Prescribe a cigarette to help your health. After a few months of smoking you'll be running marathons!
 
/sarcasm

" After watching the DP er I could not help but notice how awesome York looked while smoking so I have been thinking of getting into it. "

I say you should just dye your hair white.  Zach realized he didn't need cigarettes like York because his hair was white, which was like permanent cigarette coolness.  Obviously.

" God damn a lot of Giant Bomb regs are wimps.   To clarify, you're not a wimp for not smoking cigs/weed/drinking, you're a wimp if you've never done it and get ridiculously preachy about why you shouldn't.  Happens in every damn vice thread. "

" @ElegantRuby said:

" No. "

"

" @CL60: If you've never actually done what you're criticizing, you don't actually understand it. Being told how good it feels to be drunk/to smoke/to be high is not the same as actually feeling it. "

" @CL60: If you've never actually done what you're criticizing, you don't actually understand it. Being told how good it feels to be drunk/to smoke/to be high is not the same as actually feeling it. "

Take up drinking alcohol instead. It doesn't cause cancer, it's good for the body, and you still get the "I'm cool" factor while surveying the party carrying a 60 of Bacardi. It also goes well with shooting rifles.

" not unless you want to blow hours of time doing nothing but hangin next to a deer head "

Information about smoking.
 

Smoking is a practice in which a substance, most commonly tobacco or cannabis, is burned and the smoke tasted or inhaled. This is primarily practised as a route of administration for recreational drug use, as combustion releases the active substances in drugs such as nicotine and makes them available for absorption through the lungs. It can also be done as a part of rituals, to induce trances and spiritual enlightenment. The most common method of smoking today is through cigarettes, primarily industrially manufactured but also hand-rolled from loose tobacco and rolling paper. Other smoking tools includes pipes, cigars, hookahs and bongs.

Smoking is one of the most common forms of recreational drug use. Tobacco smoking is today by far the most popular form of smoking and is practiced by over one billion people in the majority of all human societies. Less common drugs for smoking include cannabis and opium. Some of the substances are classified as hard narcotics, like heroin, but the use of these is very limited as they are often not commercially available.

The history of smoking can be dated to as early as 5000 BC, and has been recorded in many different cultures across the world. Early smoking evolved in association with religious ceremonies; as offerings to deities, in cleansing rituals or to allow shamans and priests to alter their minds for purposes of divination or spiritual enlightenment. After the European exploration and conquest of the Americas, the practice of smoking tobacco quickly spread to the rest of the world. In regions like India and Subsaharan Africa, it merged with existing practices of smoking (mostly of cannabis). In Europe, it introduced a new type of social activity and a form of drug intake which previously had been unknown.

" I'm a smoker, and I can categorically say no. No good ever comes of it. "