They still haven't reviewed Deus Ex, and they are my favorite website. All my friends are bragging about their favorite gaming websites already having reviewed this game, but Jeff is not passionate enough about games anymore, Ryan is not fast enough to finish the game , Brad is not good enough to beat the game and Vinny is probably playing through Deus ex 1 & 2 right now.
My prediction: Jeff 3 stars - Games are just not great anymore
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Game » consists of 17 releases. Released Aug 23, 2011
Human Revolution is the third game in the Deus Ex series, a prequel where players take control of augmented security officer Adam Jensen, and investigate attacks against Sarif Industries, a leader in augmentation technology.
Deus Ex: Giantbomb is embarrassing me
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@Progn0sticator said:
"All my friends are bragging about their favorite gaming websites already having reviewed this game"
...what?
yeah op, your friends are...different
@OsheaDiesStupid said:
They still haven't reviewed Deus Ex, and they are my favorite website. All my friends are bragging about their favorite gaming websites already having reviewed this game, but Jeff is not passionate enough about games anymore, Ryan is not fast enough to finish the game , Brad is not good enough to beat the game and Vinny is probably playing through Deus ex 1 & 2 right now. My prediction: Jeff 3 stars - Games are just not great anymore
My friends are still bragging about their Bastion reviews. : /
I pretty much lost all my friends when Jeff rated Catherine the same as Duke Nukem Forever but that's ok that's what conventions are for right? ;_;
Last video review was LA Noire. Cannot believe that even de Duke of N himself did not merit a cheeky video review...
Deus Ex doesn't have a chance, the next review in video format will probably be Rage, if even that. I would bet on MW3 though.
Then again, they are kinda "reviewing" everything in the bombcast, but still. I want the giant Bahm to do a professional video review like fat/skinny Kevin Van Ord, eh?
@OsheaDiesStupid said:Jeff seems to own him whenever they go head to head. Even Norm beats him at starcraft ;-)Brad is not good enough to beat the gameJust need to say: LOL. You've never seen Brad give it his all, have you? He's probably the most skilled staffer.
This post is clear sarcasm though.
@alternate said:
@ShaggE said:@OsheaDiesStupid said:Jeff seems to own him whenever they go head to head. Even Norm beats him at starcraft ;-) This post is clear sarcasm though.Brad is not good enough to beat the gameJust need to say: LOL. You've never seen Brad give it his all, have you? He's probably the most skilled staffer.
"I've got more pylons in this finger than you've got in your whole body."
~Bradley Shoemaker
ARGHHH! I can already hear it screeching in my ears. Tomorrow Jeff will say something like:
"I don't think this is such a great game. It introduces mechanics that become repetitive halfway through the story (NB: unlike every other videogame EVER!). I played for several hours then got to a point when I was asked to hack or something and I said: "I don't wanna play Deus Ex anymore" "
I'll go eat pork now, bye!
"I don't think this is such a great game. It introduces mechanics that become repetitive halfway through the story (NB: unlike every other videogame EVER!). I played for several hours then got to a point when I was asked to hack or something and I said: "I don't wanna play Deus Ex anymore" " I'll go eat pork now, bye!Er, was that last bit left out of the quotation, intentionally?
@iDarktread: that's all me, bro. pork galore in my face right now!Huh.
You know, threads like these make no damn sense.
I don't see why trolling should be encouraged.The internet allows me to read great troll topics like this. I am going to follow you as well.
@ShaggE said:To be fair, it's usually a game that Jeff has had time with and Brad hasn't. And Norm's got skills too, no doubt about it. With all that coffee he pounds, his APM is likely through the roof. :P@OsheaDiesStupid said:Jeff seems to own him whenever they go head to head. Even Norm beats him at starcraft ;-) This post is clear sarcasm though.Brad is not good enough to beat the gameJust need to say: LOL. You've never seen Brad give it his all, have you? He's probably the most skilled staffer.
Video reviews are redundant. Read if you want a review ... quick looks however are excellent. No quick cuts, just commentary and the game.
And if it turns out Jeff doesn't like the game, well so what? He doesn't like a bunch of games I do, but I trust him. Honestly dude, chill.
And look I know Giant Bomb can be embarrassing at times ... I remember once it showed up at my school, like totally in this silk robe and you could see almost everything, and it started yelling "Sweetheart you forgot you lunch!!", and my friends were all like "Giant Bomb? What are you? Some kind of gay?", and I was all like "Giant Bomb, please, don't do this too me, not in front of my friends", but it was already drunk and totally ruined my life!! JUNIOR HIGH SUCKS!
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