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    A penetrative sex toy designed to mimic the general shape of a human penis. They are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, and varying degrees of realistic design - they are even available with two "ends". Although they are rarely seen in games, there are a few exceptions.

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    History

    Sexual toys similar to the modern dildo were popular in Victorian England where the aristocracy would gather for what can only be described as orgies. Though frowned upon within the public sphere of the time, such instruments have gone on to become quite a valuable collectors item.  
    Canada- This is where the town of Dildo is.
    Canada- This is where the town of Dildo is.

    The first electrical vibrating dildo appeared on the market back in 1911.
          
    Dildo is also a township in Newfoundland, Canada.
     
    Perhaps the most well known use of dildoes in mainstream games is the inclusion of them in the Grand Theft Auto series. They can be thrown at people in Grand Theft Auto IV, and even used as a melee weapon in San Andreas.


    Notable Dildos in Games

    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Carl Johnson wielding the dildo weapon in GTA: San Andreas
    Carl Johnson wielding the dildo weapon in GTA: San Andreas
    A purple dildo can be found within the shower rooms of the various police departments throughout San Andreas. It can be picked up by the player and used as a melee weapon in a similar fashion to the nightstick. Dildos can also be seen inside the home of Millie Perkins, one of Carl Johnson's girlfriends in the game.
     

    Grand Theft Auto IV

    Various shapes and sizes of Dildos can be found in the sex shops in Liberty City, they can be picked up by the player and thrown at people(even online) but they cannot be used in any other way.  

    Dead Rising 2 

    The game features a sex shop where the player can find a Dildo to use as a weapon.  The approximately eight inch vibrating sex toy can then be thrown at the zombies knocking them down, it is referred to as a "massager" in the game. There is also a female survivor that you can save who is completely oblivious to the zombies and is unable to walk due to being in the sun-bed during the outbreak getting burnt to a crisp. There is a purple dildo on the floor in this room.
     

    Saints Row: The Third

     Strap it on
     Strap it on
    In this release, players will be able to wield a comically oversized purple dildo as a melee weapon. The false, flexible phallus is attached to a two-handed handle, somewhat similar to that of a baseball bat, allowing it to be used effectively as a club, so those unfortunate enough to find themselves on the receiving end of this monstrosity are likely to suffer some serious blunt force trauma in addition to the normal humiliation.
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