How did this get approved?

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#1 Posted by Legend (2599 posts) -

Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here.

#2 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1025 posts) -
Legend said:
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."
There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...
#3 Posted by Xeros606 (545 posts) -

who created this?

#4 Posted by Evilross (216 posts) -

Shut up. This is an epic win.

#5 Posted by Terra1909 (312 posts) -
Xeros606 said:
"who created this?
"
Ubergeist.

I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
#6 Posted by Jordan (12 posts) -

The only game I can think of that has a dildo in it is GTA: San Andreas.

#7 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) -

Lol this is kinda funny

#8 Posted by nailerr (198 posts) -
Jordan said:
"The only game I can think of that has a dildo in it is GTA: San Andreas.
"
That game alone is validation enough in my mind.

was a double-donger too, I believe.
#9 Posted by KimFidler (311 posts) -

GTAIV has a couple too.  lol

#10 Posted by Sin4profit (2870 posts) -

I swear i saw a purple dildo just sitting in some debris in a game i saw playing...can't  remember which one now...damn it! That's a whole point for me lost in the back of my mind!

#11 Posted by KimFidler (311 posts) -

The Darkness I believe has one too.

#12 Posted by Hamz (6845 posts) -

If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.

#13 Posted by Legend (2599 posts) -
Hamz said:
"If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
"
Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
#14 Posted by Evilross (216 posts) -
Legend said:
"Hamz said:
"If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
"
Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
"
Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails.

But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.

#15 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -
shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects.
#16 Posted by Kevin (369 posts) -

*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...

#17 Edited by Hamz (6845 posts) -
Virago said:
"shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?

Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
#18 Posted by DaveF (231 posts) -

Haha this is quite possibly the strangest object on here.
Sure it's in a game....but where do you stop?
I guess it was a weapon in San Andreas.

#19 Posted by Brad (2849 posts) -

We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.

iplaygames
said:

"Xeros606 said:

I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
"
Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
Staff
#20 Posted by Batman (1016 posts) -
Brad said:
"We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.

iplaygames
said:
"Xeros606 said:

I can't believe this got accepted and my Front Mission franchise page didn't....
"
Presumably it was rejected because there already is one.
"
It is in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.  Remember when you go to the back of the police station?
#21 Posted by Giantkitty (808 posts) -
Kevin said:
"*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
"
Well, if this system ever becomes popular, we might have to (http://jeremy1.wordpress.com/2006/07/)
The UP 5200
#22 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

I'd like to cosplay as a dildo. An enormous, purple dildo.

#23 Posted by Xero (159 posts) -

I'm pretty sure it is  relevant, look at all those hentai game pages...

#24 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -

Thats realy wierd, but eventualy it got made .

#25 Posted by Legend (2599 posts) -
Evilross said:
"Legend said:
"Hamz said:
"If a game has a dildo in it then technically it should be in the database since it IS a thing that can be found in games.
"
Then Raiden's butt should technically be in the database since it can be seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. XD
"
Raiden's rear is a part of the character, not an object. Your analogy fails.

But it is very interesting that when you think of the word Dildo the first thing you think of is a male posterior.

"
I would say it's a location. And Raiden's behind is the most famous ass in gaming history. That's why it should be documented.
Why is me mentioning it interesting?
#26 Posted by Legend (2599 posts) -
Brad said:
"We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant."
You guys are awesome. LOL
#27 Posted by GMan (471 posts) -

At least it was done tastefully.

#28 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

XD *smacks hand to head*

#29 Posted by Manks (836 posts) -
Brad said:
"We're gonna check on the validity of this, but if it is in fact in those games, yeah, it's relevant.
"
Quoted for awesomeness. 

Dildo forum, lol.
#30 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -

Rofl. This page made my day.

#31 Posted by Nik_NYG (558 posts) -

It's crazy awesome that this page is allowed.

#32 Posted by Carmel_Chewy (323 posts) -

Oh you got to be fucking kidding me, how in the fuck did this disturbing this come up in my search results? And why did I seriously click it >_<

#33 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1315 posts) -
Evilross said:
"

Shut up. This is an epic win.

"
YES IT IS!
#34 Edited by exfate (328 posts) -

I was suprised how easy I found it to find a handful of games with dildos in... I was more suprised to find two of them (Lula games, which appear to be Sex Adventure Games) already had game pages...

I'm not sure GTAIV is correct on this page though.

Strange that the Leisure Suit Larry 7 dildo was rejected. I had considered uploading that - but decided to try for a screenshot instead. Can't find one, so I'll probably have to play it to get one. I don't think it's worth trying to get one from the Lula games - as I understand it the instances of dildos are quite... graphic.

I am suprised also that there appear to be no dildos in Postal games? There was in the movie, and I assumed it would be the type of thing they'd have.

Edit: I am also considering some kind of therepy for having taken an interest in the dildos in games concept... ... help? ;)

#35 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -

Well, I can't say I'm surprised. This is what you get when you have a Wiki system.

#36 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1025 posts) -

Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?

#37 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -
MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Well, that's already beyond reach. We have a page for grass.
#38 Edited by pyromaniac (1703 posts) -

WOW..facepalm time from my man captain picard

A double handed facepalm mind you

#39 Posted by sdodd02 (722 posts) -

haha, I love how they are going to let it stay.

#40 Posted by Foil_Charizard (345 posts) -
MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Agreed, for the most part. Just because an item is in a game doesn't make it page worthy. This goes for other things as well, c'mon not everything that is found in a video game warrants an article, page, and forum. Meanwhile actual decent submissions are being denied.
#41 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -
pyromaniac said:
"WOW..facepalm time from my man captain picard

A double handed facepalm mind you

"
Hey, I can do that too.

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#42 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1025 posts) -
twenty0ne said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Well, that's already beyond reach. We have a page for grass."
True, true. That's the result of points whoring, to be fair.
#43 Posted by exfate (328 posts) -
MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D
#44 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -
Hamz said:
"Virago said:
"shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
Just for the record i actually disagreed with this in the Mod IRC Channel when it came up. Gamers shouldn't be listed in individual minorities within the Wiki but rather as one whole object since afterall whats the difference between a girl or guy gamer that requires them to have seperate articles?

Other than the obvious fact they have boobs etc.
"
^ why hamz is my favorite mod.
#45 Edited by MagusMaleficus (1025 posts) -
exfate said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up.
#46 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1025 posts) -
SuperJoe said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"exfate said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up."
Oooh, touchy.  Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha.
"
As soon as I star in a game, you have my permission to do so.
#47 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -
SuperJoe said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"exfate said:
"MagusMaleficus said:
"Just because you can find a dildo in a game doesn't mean it should be here. I thought we wanted people to take this site seriously?"
Personally, I think it's kind of interesting. Where else would you find a list like this? Lighten up a little. :D"
You're telling this to someone who once punched a man in the face for telling him he had stupid shoe laces. I'm not capable of lightening up."
Oooh, touchy.  Lemme add you to the Baditude board, haha.
"
Need to add a character page too.
#48 Posted by DJ_LaFleur (178 posts) -

dildo page?  My life is finally complete! :D

#49 Posted by potzergaeren (50 posts) -
XD... nice. hey if the boys say it's relevant, then so be it. i'm pretty sure i won't be adding that page to my favorites tho. bwahahaha!
#50 Posted by Merforga (262 posts) -

This page made my day as well lol

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