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#51 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3808 posts) -
Legend said:
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here.
"

I submitted a picture of Uew Boll. Sadly it was denied.
#52 Posted by Dalai (7753 posts) -

I think we need even more facepalm.

And the number one threat to Giant Bomb... bears!
#53 Posted by mikevanpwn (433 posts) -
Kevin said:
"*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
"
Soon? 
#54 Posted by CharleyTony (1021 posts) -

wow ,, crazy but awesome aswell... lots of stuff can happen as long as its game related...

concept-->effeminite male-->katamari damacy

#55 Posted by lordofultima (6557 posts) -

GTA3 has dildos.

#56 Posted by BoG (5387 posts) -

This forum page was created by and accepted by the moderator Hamz. No idea why.

#57 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3521 posts) -

Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...

#58 Posted by Player1 (3995 posts) -
Evilross said:
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Shut up. This is an epic win.

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agreed. 
#59 Posted by JonDavis (630 posts) -

Sorry, that was my fault. Itchy approve finger.

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#60 Posted by Arestice (477 posts) -
Origina1Penguin said:
"Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...
"
Theres no page for the game ethnic cleansing.
Yet there's one for Imagination Is The Only Escape.

I find this hard to believe.
#61 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3521 posts) -

I never thought I'd run into somebody else that heard of that game.  I doubt anyone has submitted a page for it.  I don't know why they'd want to though.  Plus, it was made by a record label company (a distasteful one at that), so I don't know if it really counts.

On topic though.  Dildos.  Where is the one that eludes me?

#62 Posted by exfate (458 posts) -
Origina1Penguin said:
"Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...
"

Deaf old womans bathroom. The sniper scoped zoomed in screenshot is it.
#63 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
Virago said:
"shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
Wait...are they actually going to make that page because that's BS...
#64 Posted by Hell_Dude (52 posts) -

It just shows how awesome Giant Bomb is.

#65 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3521 posts) -
exfate said:
"Origina1Penguin said:
"Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?"

Deaf old womans bathroom. The sniper scoped zoomed in screenshot is it.
"
Hahaha.  Nice, I'm going to boot up the game to see it firsthand now.
#66 Posted by Ryan_ (214 posts) -

this is the grossest page on giant bomb

#67 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
Kevin said:
"*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
"
Too late
#68 Posted by Ubergeist (473 posts) -

I was just thinking of random stuff and I realized a dildo was in some games, I knew it would be accepted. Let's stay mature about it though.

#69 Posted by exfate (458 posts) -
Ryan_ said:
"this is the grossest page on giant bomb"

Be thankful that a teledildonics acessory page is unlikely to ever happen... at least I hope not! That is probably a topic that mortal mean dare not confront.
#70 Posted by L (1766 posts) -

Censorship sucks!

#71 Posted by HTTenrai (292 posts) -

Seriously: We can have graphic depictions of horrific violence in games and almost not bat an eye, but sexual stimulation is offensive? The things people get into such a fuss over these days is beyond me.

#72 Posted by Riddler (1602 posts) -

GTA SA = THIS IS LEGIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#73 Posted by drew (135 posts) -
MagusMaleficus said:
"Legend said:
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."
There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database..."
Actually, there are... :S
#74 Posted by clubsandwich (3965 posts) -
KimFidler said:
"The Darkness I believe has one too.
"
really? I'm gonna search it just for the lulz.
#75 Posted by Omega (871 posts) -
Kevin said:
"*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
"
Well...

In Blue Dragon you fight enemies called poo's. Poo Snake, even hermet crabs that make a home in poo.

Poo Snake
 
The poo is pink, but that doesn't make it any less like shit.






#76 Posted by StaticFalconar (4920 posts) -

As long as the hentai games are up, this would be up along with it.

#77 Posted by AttackedCamo (907 posts) -

LMAO! This made my day.

#78 Posted by big_jon (6092 posts) -

This is fucked....

#79 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -
@big_jon:  Congrats on bumping a two and a half years old thread.
#80 Posted by big_jon (6092 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton:

Thanks, I don't really care of the age of the thread.

A dildo concept page is fucking stupid.
#81 Posted by lordofultima (6557 posts) -
@big_jon said:
" @Mr_Skeleton: Thanks, I don't really care of the age of the thread.A dildo concept page is fucking stupid. "
Not at all stupid, it's featured in games.
#82 Posted by Razorbak86 (7 posts) -

Philosophically speaking, or literally?

#83 Posted by big_jon (6092 posts) -
@lordofultima: Yeah, what ever...
#84 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

@big_jon: Here is a proof we need this page:



 

 

#85 Edited by big_jon (6092 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton:

Now that's some female empowerment!
#86 Posted by Bigheart711 (1272 posts) -

Many games had dildos featured, but a number of them were used as improvised weapons. That's why the page is still there (Sorry if this was already answered correctly).

#87 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

Why just cause its a sex game it cant be a weapon.

#88 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1229 posts) -

Strap it on.

#89 Posted by Legend (2695 posts) -

Wow, I can't believe it's been nearly three years since I posted this thread..

#90 Posted by TorMasturba (1123 posts) -

@MagusMaleficus said:

Legend said:
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."

There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...

GTA San Andreas has a dildo weapon, as does Saints Row 2. That's how.

#91 Edited by mnzy (2959 posts) -

What's so bad about dildos? They make alot of people very happy every day.

#92 Posted by zudthespud (3326 posts) -

@TorMasturba said:

@MagusMaleficus said:

Legend said:
"Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."

There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...

GTA San Andreas has a dildo weapon, as does Saints Row 2. That's how.

You just quoted someone from 2 and a half years ago.

#93 Posted by hoossy (1039 posts) -
@Legend:  
 
the question is... how did you get to this page?
#94 Posted by MagusMaleficus (1068 posts) -

Why am I getting replies in my inbox for a fuck-old topic? Stop it people! Go outside, play a sport, kick over a squirrel...anything but this. God fuckin' damn.

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