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    A penetrative sex toy designed to mimic the general shape of a human penis. They are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, and varying degrees of realistic design - they are even available with two "ends". Although they are rarely seen in games, there are a few exceptions.

    How did this get approved?

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    BiffMcBlumpkin

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    #51  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    Legend said:
    "Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here.
    "

    I submitted a picture of Uew Boll. Sadly it was denied.
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    Dalai

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    #52  Edited By Dalai

    I think we need even more facepalm.

    And the number one threat to Giant Bomb... bears!
    And the number one threat to Giant Bomb... bears!
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    mikevanpwn

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    #53  Edited By mikevanpwn
    Kevin said:
    "*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
    "
    Soon? 
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    #54  Edited By CharleyTony

    wow ,, crazy but awesome aswell... lots of stuff can happen as long as its game related...

    concept-->effeminite male-->katamari damacy

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    #55  Edited By lordofultima

    GTA3 has dildos.

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    #56  Edited By BoG

    This forum page was created by and accepted by the moderator Hamz. No idea why.

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    Origina1Penguin

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    #57  Edited By Origina1Penguin

    Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

    Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...

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    #58  Edited By Player1
    Evilross said:
    "

    Shut up. This is an epic win.

    "
    agreed. 
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    #59  Edited By jondavis

    Sorry, that was my fault. Itchy approve finger.

    ...
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    #60  Edited By Arestice
    Origina1Penguin said:
    "Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

    Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...
    "
    Theres no page for the game ethnic cleansing.
    Yet there's one for Imagination Is The Only Escape.

    I find this hard to believe.
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    Origina1Penguin

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    #61  Edited By Origina1Penguin

    I never thought I'd run into somebody else that heard of that game.  I doubt anyone has submitted a page for it.  I don't know why they'd want to though.  Plus, it was made by a record label company (a distasteful one at that), so I don't know if it really counts.

    On topic though.  Dildos.  Where is the one that eludes me?

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    #62  Edited By exfate
    Origina1Penguin said:
    "Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?

    Oh, just so you guys know, there could be a page for feces.  Off the top off my head I know it exists in Postal 2, several Duke Nukem games, and Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.  I'm assuming there's not already a page for fecal matter at this moment...
    "

    Deaf old womans bathroom. The sniper scoped zoomed in screenshot is it.
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    #63  Edited By kush
    Virago said:
    "shrugs I dunno. I'd approve it. I mean f@ck, they're making girl gamers objects."
    Wait...are they actually going to make that page because that's BS...
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    #64  Edited By Hell_Dude

    It just shows how awesome Giant Bomb is.

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    #65  Edited By Origina1Penguin
    exfate said:
    "Origina1Penguin said:
    "Where is a dildo in Max Payne 2?"

    Deaf old womans bathroom. The sniper scoped zoomed in screenshot is it.
    "
    Hahaha.  Nice, I'm going to boot up the game to see it firsthand now.
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    #66  Edited By Ryan_

    this is the grossest page on giant bomb

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    #67  Edited By Shawn
    Kevin said:
    "*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
    "
    Too late
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    #68  Edited By Ubergeist

    I was just thinking of random stuff and I realized a dildo was in some games, I knew it would be accepted. Let's stay mature about it though.

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    #69  Edited By exfate
    Ryan_ said:
    "this is the grossest page on giant bomb"

    Be thankful that a teledildonics acessory page is unlikely to ever happen... at least I hope not! That is probably a topic that mortal mean dare not confront.
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    Censorship sucks!

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    #71  Edited By HTTenrai

    Seriously: We can have graphic depictions of horrific violence in games and almost not bat an eye, but sexual stimulation is offensive? The things people get into such a fuss over these days is beyond me.

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    #72  Edited By Riddler

    GTA SA = THIS IS LEGIT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #73  Edited By drew
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Legend said:
    "Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."
    There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database..."
    Actually, there are... :S
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    #74  Edited By clubsandwich
    KimFidler said:
    "The Darkness I believe has one too.
    "
    really? I'm gonna search it just for the lulz.
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    #75  Edited By Omega
    Kevin said:
    "*Sigh* Soon we're going to see Poop and Urine pages...
    "
    Well...

    In Blue Dragon you fight enemies called poo's. Poo Snake, even hermet crabs that make a home in poo.

    Poo Snake
    Poo Snake
     
    The poo is pink, but that doesn't make it any less like shit.






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    #76  Edited By StaticFalconar

    As long as the hentai games are up, this would be up along with it.

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    #77  Edited By AttackedCamo

    LMAO! This made my day.

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    #78  Edited By big_jon

    This is fucked....

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    #79  Edited By Mr_Skeleton
    @big_jon:  Congrats on bumping a two and a half years old thread.
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    #80  Edited By big_jon
    @Mr_Skeleton:

    Thanks, I don't really care of the age of the thread.

    A dildo concept page is fucking stupid.
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    #81  Edited By lordofultima
    @big_jon said:
    " @Mr_Skeleton: Thanks, I don't really care of the age of the thread.A dildo concept page is fucking stupid. "
    Not at all stupid, it's featured in games.
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    #82  Edited By Razorbak86

    Philosophically speaking, or literally?

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    #83  Edited By big_jon
    @lordofultima: Yeah, what ever...
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    #84  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    @big_jon: Here is a proof we need this page:



     

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    #85  Edited By big_jon
    @Mr_Skeleton:

    Now that's some female empowerment!
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    #86  Edited By Bigheart711

    Many games had dildos featured, but a number of them were used as improvised weapons. That's why the page is still there (Sorry if this was already answered correctly).

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    #87  Edited By scarace360

    Why just cause its a sex game it cant be a weapon.

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    #88  Edited By icicle7x3

    Strap it on.

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    #89  Edited By Legend

    Wow, I can't believe it's been nearly three years since I posted this thread..

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    #90  Edited By TorMasturba

    @MagusMaleficus said:

    Legend said:
    "Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."

    There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...

    GTA San Andreas has a dildo weapon, as does Saints Row 2. That's how.

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    #91  Edited By mnzy

    What's so bad about dildos? They make alot of people very happy every day.

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    @TorMasturba said:

    @MagusMaleficus said:

    Legend said:
    "Great, now we have a page for dildos. I bet we'll see some interesting images here."

    There are currently no games associated with the dildo page. I don't imagine there will be, unless there are any Japanese porn games in Giant Bomb's database...

    GTA San Andreas has a dildo weapon, as does Saints Row 2. That's how.

    You just quoted someone from 2 and a half years ago.

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    #93  Edited By hoossy
    @Legend:  
     
    the question is... how did you get to this page?
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    Why am I getting replies in my inbox for a fuck-old topic? Stop it people! Go outside, play a sport, kick over a squirrel...anything but this. God fuckin' damn.

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