Have you ever looked at your Wii remote and said, "Man, I'd really like to have a banana pouch to hold you." If you have, you're weird, OK? But you're also in luck. It appears as if Nintendo will cater to you in exactly the way you always wanted: by releasing a banana pouch for your controller. Go ahead, look at the banana pouch. Observe the rich color, the zipper, and… oh, yeah, the writing on the side.  
  

Have you ever looked at your Wii remote and said, "Man, I'd really like to have a banana pouch to hold you." If you have, you're weird, OK? But you're also in luck. It appears as if Nintendo will cater to you in exactly the way you always wanted: by releasing a banana pouch for your controller. Go ahead, look at the banana pouch. Observe the rich color, the zipper, and… oh, yeah, the writing on the side.  
  

What? Why? 
No yellow controller this time?! 
 
mad banana mouth

that's... weird.

First the wii condom and now this....anyone else picking up a strange vibe? 

Makes sense, considering the game. Then again, who is going to be that anal to have to keep their wii controller in a pouch?
 
Preorder stuff is dumb, but you can't beat free (with a preorder of course) banana pouches.

" First the wii condom and now this....anyone else picking up a strange vibe?  "

I've been needing a pouch for my banana. 

perfect.

" I've been needing a pouch for my banana.  "

don't put your snacks in there or your gonna get some mad Banana Mouth.

You know, I actually prefer this over some ingame armor or weapon or even entire maps and levels.

GLORIOUS BANANA HAMMOCK.

SOLD!  I was just saying to myself: "damn my wiimotes sure are dusty.  I know I'm going to play the shit out of DKC when it comes out, but soon they'll just be collecting dust again.  What should I do?"  Now, I can just slid them in my handy banana pouch.

At least its not exclusive power armor for Donkey Kong.

I have one question. Will this banana pouch fit an actual banana inside?

huh? I thought this was going to be a wiiware game...

Is a banana pouch anything like a banana hammock? Because I already own like 30 of those...

For a second I thought the pre-order bonus was a banana hammock. Oddly enough, Donkey Kong would actually be creepier with a banana hammock than he is naked, probably because it would imply the presence of genitals that he currently does not have.

For some reason, I find this totally awesome. I don't think I'd have much use for it though, since my wii-motes never leave my house.

Oh, that kind of banana pouch.

" huh? I thought this was going to be a wiiware game... "

" Oh, that kind of banana pouch. "

Someone, somewhere will stash their weed in this.

"First the wii condom and now this....anyone else picking up a strange vibe?  "

Can I put a banana in this banana pouch? 
Thus making it a banana banana pouch?

Man, this is totally bananas.

" @deerhaunter said:

" huh? I thought this was going to be a wiiware game... "

..why would it be a Wiiware game? Was New Super Mario Bros Wii a Wiiware game? No it wasn't. "

I haven't pre-ordered a game since Super Mario Galaxy. I am so tempted.

How awesome!

If a banana pops up on the screen, simply whack it off!

" Can I put a banana in this banana pouch? Thus making it a banana banana pouch? "

Mh, do not want :(

it's yellow, it is automatically awesome.

I have it preordered, so I guess I'm getting a banana pouch. Neat.

This makes me lovesick.

A yellow Wii remote would have been more awesome, like when DK64 was released.

So, if I put this banana pouch in my mouth, is that called.... banana pouch mouth?

Can I eat it?

Bananas for me are a religion, and Donkey Kong is the SHIT.

Awww, was hoping for a hammock, not a pouch.

" Banana Mouth "

As if the Wiimote wasn't phallic enough to begin with.

" Banana Mouth "

Also, that banana pouch would go with the Diddy Kong teddy/plushy I won at a fun fair. I almost want one now.
 
Almost.

Looks rather pointless to me other than the using it for travel purposes just be sure to not put it in your pants.