Billy Mitchell is on top of the leaderboards once again.

#1 Posted by TurboMan (7498 posts) -

Billy Mitchell appearantly beat the highscore of Donkey Kong Jr. and Donkey Kong in one night, and is now #1 certified by Twin Galaxies.   
 
http://kotaku.com/5607238/billy-mitchell-again-is-champion-of-donkey-kong-+-and-jr-too    

" Mitchell evidently quit his Donkey Kong game immediately after beating Chien's mark. Asked why, Mitchell said: 'Some say I'm being cocky. Some say I'm being lazy. I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell.'    " 
 
Fuck Yeah, Billy.
#2 Posted by JJOR64 (18941 posts) -

I read that earlier today.  Fuck that guy.

#3 Edited by BaconGames (3359 posts) -

How that man does not have armies of naked women chasing him around all day is beyond me.

#4 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick.

#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12424 posts) -

god dammit! somebody throw that guy out of a window 

#6 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

I do not like that man.

#7 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

Fuck you Billy Mitchell, you put Douchey-ness to a whole new level. 

#8 Posted by eatalargefrog (40 posts) -

Yeah after watching king of kong i honestly hate Billy Mitchell.  

#9 Edited by Andorski (5240 posts) -

Walter Day is cool with Billy Mitchell, so he has to be an alright guy.
 

#10 Posted by ajamafalous (11942 posts) -

USA 
USA 
USA

#11 Posted by Redbullet685 (6031 posts) -
@BestUsernameEver said:
" Fuck you Billy Mitchell, you put Douchey-ness to a whole new level.  "
@Shini4444 said:
" I do not like that man. "
@AjayRaz said:
" god dammit! somebody throw that guy out of a window  "
@JJOR64 said:
" I read that earlier today.  Fuck that guy. "
@CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
#12 Posted by Skytylz (4031 posts) -

Go Steve Webie!!!!!  I hope he can recapture the record!  I wonder if he is even trying anymore.

#13 Posted by me3639 (1747 posts) -

problem?

#14 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -
@Redbullet685 said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" Fuck you Billy Mitchell, you put Douchey-ness to a whole new level.  "
@Shini4444 said:
" I do not like that man. "
@AjayRaz said:
" god dammit! somebody throw that guy out of a window  "
@JJOR64 said:
" I read that earlier today.  Fuck that guy. "
@CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
"
X2
#15 Posted by Korone (402 posts) -

who let him do this :(

#16 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
@CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
He's absolutely a dick. That's what makes him lovable. 
#17 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
He's absolutely a dick. That's what makes him lovable.  "
I don't think it's lovable. It's why i hate him.
#18 Posted by Mmmslash (2167 posts) -

Billy Mitchell is a fucking cheater.
 
There, I said it. CHEATERCHEATER.
 
Fucker sends in tapes of him winning, but forces other people to do it live, in front of other people.
 
Fuck that dude.

#19 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
@CL60 said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
He's absolutely a dick. That's what makes him lovable.  "
I don't think it's lovable. It's why i hate him. "
Fair enough.
#20 Edited by yeahno (269 posts) -

I mostly hated that guy who was practically sucking Mitchell's testiculars. "We're all watching it. Everyone is seeping with excitement Billy. No one is looking at anything else Billy." He needed to grow a pair.
 

#21 Posted by Mmmslash (2167 posts) -
@yeahno:  How about Walter, who enforced two separate sets of rules because HE'S FUCKING BILLY MITCHELL AND SPECIAL, RIGHT?
#22 Posted by Lestater (394 posts) -

I wish Billy Mitchell was my father.

#23 Edited by BlastProcessing (915 posts) -
#24 Posted by Hailinel (24279 posts) -
@CL60 said:
" After watching that documentary. I think Billy Mitchell is a dick. "
To be fair, I think that King of Kong was actually edited in such a way to paint Mitchell as more of a bad guy than he actually is.
#25 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

THIS GUY MUST GET SO MUCH GOD DAMN PUSSY

 
 
 

He sure acts like it...

 
 
 
 
 
Maybe not.
#26 Posted by glanesb (151 posts) -

awesome

#27 Edited by Jost1 (2077 posts) -

Kind of unfair to label him as a douche based on King of Kong.  That movie is fun to watch but it's pretty clear he was going to be the "antagonist" from the start so the movie would have some drama to it
 
But he is at BEST eccentric, that much is certain.  But who is honestly surprised that the Arcade scene is full of eccentrics?

#28 Posted by Jeust (10538 posts) -

 " Mitchell evidently quit his Donkey Kong game immediately after beating Chien's mark. Asked why, Mitchell said: 'Some say I'm being cocky. Some say I'm being lazy. I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell.'    " 

which means he's both. 
#29 Posted by Jost1 (2077 posts) -
@Jeust said:
"

 " Mitchell evidently quit his Donkey Kong game immediately after beating Chien's mark. Asked why, Mitchell said: 'Some say I'm being cocky. Some say I'm being lazy. I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell.'    " 

which means he's both.  "
Billy Mitchell is all-encompassing
#30 Posted by Jeust (10538 posts) -
@josty81 said:
" @Jeust said:
"

 " Mitchell evidently quit his Donkey Kong game immediately after beating Chien's mark. Asked why, Mitchell said: 'Some say I'm being cocky. Some say I'm being lazy. I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell.'    " 

which means he's both.  "
Billy Mitchell is all-encompassing "
Yeah, i've noticed. He is a virtual god. 
#31 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -

Even though I've heard many stories about Billy Mitchell's apparent douchebagginess, I have to say that "I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell" is kinda badass.

#32 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -

King of Kong made me think Billy Mitchell was a dick. It was edited that way deliberately. But now I think he is pretty awesome, especially after the quote in that story.

#33 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

I actually met Billy Mitchel in Florida, and can say he was a very nice guy.

#34 Posted by Jost1 (2077 posts) -
@TheFreeMan said:
" Even though I've heard many stories about Billy Mitchell's apparent douchebagginess, I have to say that "I say, I'm being Billy Mitchell" is kinda badass. "
Most people go through their entire lives without ever getting an opportunity to drop a badass line like that.
#35 Posted by bartok (2458 posts) -
@Atomasist:  I bought his hot sauce though I haven't tried it yet.
#36 Posted by TurboMan (7498 posts) -
@Atomasist: did you try his hot sauce?
#37 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -
@TurboMan:  I didn't meet him at his restaurant or anything, so I haven't tried his hot sauce.
#38 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

Don't mess with billy.  He will throw his hot sauce in your eye.

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