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    Doom

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Dec 10, 1993

    In one of the most revolutionary first-person shooters of the 1990s, players control the last remaining space marine in the demon-infested stations on Mars' moons.

    DOOM never happened. It was all a hoax!

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    #1  Edited By I_smell

    Bill O'Reilly has posted a video in which he inarguably reveals that Mars has NO moons.
      

     
     Thus, we can derive from this that DOOM could not possibly have ever happened, or ever will happen. It was all a scam! Mars has no moons, so there is no DOOM. Fact. Myth: busted.
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    #2  Edited By CaptainObvious

    Cool?

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    #3  Edited By McGhee

    Yep, he is dumb.

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    #4  Edited By august

    DOOM is a documentary, and the events occur in real time.

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    #5  Edited By Enigma777

    Well, technically Mars' moons are captured asteroids and they're not perfect spheres so an argument could be made that they're not real moons. After all, the definitions change as our understanding grows. Just look at Pluto.

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    #6  Edited By Slaker117

    What an amazing solid argument.
     
    On a less sarcastic note I offer this quote.
    Douglas Adams:

    "Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!'"

    The world was not shaped for us, we were shaped by the world. It's a simple concept. I can't believe there are people who take Bill seriously.
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