Meter is for Pussies
This is a game amount killing a demon
The thing that your teenage brain’s been dreamin’
In fact that was a lie to get ya rousin’,
Because you actually kill Satan’s homeboys by the thousand
“They’res also zombies!” You could technically say.
But you’d agree with me, they never really get in the way.
In this game you get to go down halls
Never having to hear about Duke Nukem’s balls
You get a shotgun, pistol, rocket launcher and a chainsaw
That your guy thought to bring brass knuckles should fill you with awe
Players can also get a BFG whose name that makes children giggle,
To shoot at an enemy in the distance that looks like a squiggle
There are four episodes to shoot at the demons from Hell,
Which is convenient because that’s the max number of players as well
There’s no jumping, or looking up, or clearly defined objectives,
But that’s OK because its all from the first-person perspective
This game is fairly short and serviceable online for a couple yucks,
what more do you want for a measly ten bucks?
