Okay I'll be honest,
The military changed me. I don't troll as much, if at all...I legit need a 5 man team to play because most my friends are working on their masters now, or life took them up.
I don't care what your skill is. My DOTA 2 account has a lot of commendations for being friendly and not an asshole. I was in Low Priority once because the base here has 3,000+ military who use a weak ass DSL setup. So most anyone gets is 10 mb/s, with a 1 mb/s upload. I'm not in Low Priority anymore.
Don't care if you're new, I'll teach you via Single Draft, Random Draft, and Captain's Mode because I don't play All Pick. It's retarded with people just counter picking the team that's stupid enough to pick all the heroes first. Don't care if you played for years, just need 4 people to play with to speed up wait times for games.
Send message on Steam if interested. Only play on weekends and barely during weekdays due to your taxes making me work so much.
Shit, I'll play Bot Mode if that helps.
PS. I'd rather suck a horse dick than do Low Priority again. That's how bad it was.