IGN Reviews of Dragonball Evolution (Game): 2 out of 10

#1 Edited by JJOR64 (18956 posts) -
http://psp.ign.com/articles/971/971220p1.html

This is what I had to say when I first seen the score.  Looooooooooooolz.  I thought this game was going to be decent but, I guess not.  What do you guys think?  Is this game as shitty as the up coming movie?

EDIT:  Review of.......      lol
#2 Posted by TooWalrus (13176 posts) -

Dude, no way! I had HIGH expectations for this game.

#3 Posted by LordAndrew (14426 posts) -
DF-SGT-DF said:
Cheat code:
If you hit "square" 3,456 times, then press "circle" "up" "up" "up" "down" "down" "down"
"square" (another 3,456 times), and then hit your PSP screen with a ball pin hammer exactly 3 times while eating a soft taco, you will unlock the "making of" video.

Utter crap game.
I highly suggest trying it. ;)
#4 Posted by Bucketdeth (8007 posts) -

This isn't surprising, the movie will probably rate around that score also.

#5 Posted by Kiemoe (1055 posts) -

I'd play that

#6 Posted by pause422 (6179 posts) -

Someone actually thought this was going to be good...?

#7 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11638 posts) -

This falls into the "no duh" category. Did anyone expect this game to be good at all?

#8 Posted by Calidreth (126 posts) -

Heh, this is what they call "to be expected."

#9 Edited by TooWalrus (13176 posts) -

One more thing before I head out:

The backgrounds are awesome.


#10 Posted by JJOR64 (18956 posts) -
TooWalrus said:
"One more thing before I head out:

The backgrounds are awesome.
"
Heck yeah duuuuuude!!
#11 Posted by LordAndrew (14426 posts) -
pause422 said:
"Someone actually thought this was going to be good...?"
Not to my knowledge.
#12 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -
"Dragonball Evolution's main Story mode just takes you through this tale, so it doesn't last long. I was able to finish it in less than two hours. Let me tell you my amazing strategy for finishing it:

Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, watch the end credits.


Seriously, I finished the entire story mode using only the Square button. No directional presses, nothing. The only two exceptions to this are that I had to use X to get through the cutscenes, and one fight near the end required finishing it with an Ultimate Attack. So I just used Square the whole fight until my opponent was weak, and then pressed Up and Circle at the same time. Done. Roll credits. Keep in mind that I only lost in three battles and actually racked up S rankings (the highest) in a handful of them."

This goes without saying but: WOW! Talk about giving Big Rigs a run for it's money.
#13 Posted by Thunder (390 posts) -

lol people expected this to be good

#14 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -
Thunder said:
"lol people expected this to be good"
Hell no.
But I think people expected to have it actually function as a game.
#15 Posted by MrCHUP0N (246 posts) -

That structure in the background looks mighty phallic... anyway, it was this review that inspired me to try the Squarebutton  = WIN tactic before I sent my copy back to my overlords and it's totally true.

#16 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -

I thinks that's pretty generous

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