So who's only hireing sexy lady pawns?

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#1 Posted by Totori (559 posts) -

You should be ashamed yourself.

#2 Posted by JackSukeru (5910 posts) -

I'm only hiring old ladies and little boys.

#3 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

You remove the "e" before the "ing" in words like that.

#4 Posted by TobbRobb (4603 posts) -

I'm making new accounts so my sexy ladies can be perfectly customized to my tastes. Then I intend to make them all follow me in only their underwear and fight dragons.

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#5 Posted by themangalist (1731 posts) -

I'll only be hiring grammar nazis from giantbomb. Preferably sexy ladies of course.

#6 Posted by Totori (559 posts) -
@TobbRobb said:

I'm making new accounts so my sexy ladies can be perfectly customized to my tastes. Then I intend to make them all follow me in only their underwear and fight dragons.

but you know sub pawns don't level up, just your main one does. So that's a lot more trouble than it's worth.
#7 Posted by TobbRobb (4603 posts) -

@Totori: No such thing as levels shall stand in front of my dreams. YOU CAN'T STOP LOVE!

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#8 Posted by Humanity (9054 posts) -

I was going to make child pawns since the idea of a thin, little childlike bodyguard with some huge double handed meat cleaver sounds hilarious.

#9 Posted by Mesoian (1574 posts) -

@Totori said:

You should be ashamed yourself.

I know what I want.

#10 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (833 posts) -

@viiral said:

@Totori said:

You should be ashamed yourself.

Why?

I will hire as many sexy pawns as I want.

Exactly.

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#11 Posted by Klei (1768 posts) -

I'm all for immersion. Sexy bitches doesn't equal immersion to me. Unless it's some game concerning Fifty Cent, blood and sand.

#12 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

#13 Posted by Totori (559 posts) -
@viiral said:

@Totori said:

You should be ashamed yourself.

Why?

I will hire as many sexy pawns as I want.

because that's discrimination.
#14 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.
#15 Posted by Aetheldod (3552 posts) -

Im a dude & I like girls .... you do the math

#16 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -

@MikeGosot: Does it taste like Breast Acid?

#17 Posted by Yummylee (21506 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--I called my main character Dolph and his main pawn Rolf in the demo... I want to finally live out my no-homo fantasy of seeing Dolph Lundgren and Rolf Harris killing Griffins together.

#18 Posted by alternate (2696 posts) -

Sexy prawns?

#19 Posted by kashif1 (1428 posts) -

My main pawn is perfectly built to my tastes, the others don't matter.

#20 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@Demoskinos said:

@MikeGosot: Does it taste like Breast Acid?

Well, it tastes like banana. I don't know if Breast Acid tastes like banana, but i bet it does.
 
@Yummylee said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--I called my main character Dolph and his main pawn Rolf in the demo... I want to finally live out my no-homo fantasy of seeing Dolph Lundgren and Rolf Harris killing Griffins together.

I bet you'll spend three hours trying to recreate them, you're not going to like the final result, then you'll have a better idea for a team, and you'll be sad for the rest of the game. I fucking love character creators.
#21 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

I'm only giong to make old, ugly men who look like Oblivion NPCs. I will single-handedly ruin the sexy lady ratio in this game.

#22 Posted by eroticfishcake (7783 posts) -

Fat-Brigade Fo' Life.

I'm gonna love watching some fat blokes clambering around a gryphon.

#23 Posted by Hailinel (24405 posts) -

@RockmanBionics said:

I'm only hiring old ladies and little boys.

I think that there are party line-ups in the Suikoden games that have looked like that.

#24 Posted by TheSpoonyBard (57 posts) -

I definitely saw a pawn wandering around named Breasts. Clearly the creator had his priorities straight.

#25 Posted by MuttersomeTaxicab (668 posts) -

@alternate said:

Sexy prawns?

Oh christ. You broke the game for me. Now every pawn I make has to be named after a different crustacean.

#26 Posted by wsninja (66 posts) -

Can you make catgirls? If not why bother.

#27 Posted by ItBeStefYo (1020 posts) -

My MC is female, so my pawn is gonna be a hulk

#28 Posted by Sterling (2161 posts) -

Why is everyone making the female pawns 3 feet tall? I see all these little children sized pawns everywhere.

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#29 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -
@oulzac Because that's what they want to make?
#30 Posted by LikeaSsur (1512 posts) -

I'm making my main pawn after my best friend, and she's sexy, so....yeah, guess I'm ashamed.

#31 Posted by Sterling (2161 posts) -

So the only thing you get out of someone using your pawn is the pawn gains knowledge and some rift crystals? And of course if they leave anything in the inventory. I thought you got exp or gold or something as a bonus. That would be more helpful. It almost seems like the pawn system is for everyone but you. You something out of using others, but you get nothing out of others using yours because rift crystals are not important. Your can hire NPC pawns for free.

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#32 Posted by Solh0und (1765 posts) -

Pimpin' ain't easy, you know

#33 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4601 posts) -

I'd make a short fat little guy and name him Sancho Panza, but... I don't have the game.

#34 Posted by Ghostiet (5250 posts) -
@MarkWahlberg said:

I'd make a short fat little guy and name him Sancho Panza, but... I don't have the game.

Sancho Panzer. Boom.
#35 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

I made myself a hot guy. Yay!

#36 Posted by CaptainCody (1505 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.

Is it any good?

#37 Posted by Yummylee (21506 posts) -

Predictably enough, female pawns totally outnumber males by like 8 to 2. One of the 'top ranked' pawns on the 360, speaking for the euro region, is some mage wearing a robe with her panties exposed.

See?

#38 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -
@CaptainCody Dragons Dogma or Queens Blade?
#39 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@CaptainCody said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.

Is it any good?

The ice cream? It is AWESOME! There are three flavors: Banana, Strawberry and Kiwi. And they're all pretty fucking good.
#40 Posted by CaptainCody (1505 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

@CaptainCody said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Demoskinos said:

Both of my characters are female I decided to name them after Queen's Blade characters. So I made Reina and Risty. =p

No Melona? I like Melona because there's an ice cream called Melona.

Is it any good?

The ice cream? It is AWESOME! There are three flavors: Banana, Strawberry and Kiwi. And they're all pretty fucking good.

I'll look into this, thank you.

@Demoskinos said:

@CaptainCody Dragons Dogma or Queens Blade?

I haven't heard of those flavors either!

#41 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -

@CaptainCody: Yeah, realize what you were asking after I posted. Was on mobile so no editing.

#42 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@CaptainCody: It is a Korean ice cream. The brand which owns Melona, owns another ice cream that has a FISH FLAVOR!
#43 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -

So I got the Noblewoman's Corset and Silk Lingerie from the Havenspeak fort and put them on my pawn so I turn the game on and checkpoint save for the first time today and.... this happened.......

Most I've EVER gotten in Rift Crystals in one go. Also got a ferry stone as a gift.

#44 Posted by P00zombie (117 posts) -
@Demoskinos

So I got the Noblewoman's Corset and Silk Lingerie from the Havenspeak fort and put them on my pawn so I turn the game on and checkpoint save for the first time today and.... this happened.......

Most I've EVER gotten in Rift Crystals in one go. Also got a ferry stone as a gift.

Holy crap! That's more RC than I've made in my 30 hours of playing!
#45 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -
@P00zombie I'm sitting on about 300k crystals now. :-P
#46 Posted by Sterling (2161 posts) -

Does anyone know if you get a bonus for how long the use them, or do you just get the price they pay to hire the pawn?

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#47 Posted by Yorkin (142 posts) -

I wasn't planning on getting this game, but this topic makes me want to play for 80 hours and only hire sexy pawns.

#48 Posted by P00zombie (117 posts) -
@Demoskinos Crazy! I've had a maxed out warrior (just changed to fighter), has been an awesome tank and my RC total for my 30 hours is under 40k.
#49 Posted by P00zombie (117 posts) -
@oulzac I could be wrong but I think the RC total is dependent on how long your pawn was used.
#50 Posted by Demoskinos (14768 posts) -
@P00zombie Warriors dont seem to get hired much from what I'm gathering. Mages seem to be the biggest hired class. I'm on NG+ and thinking of changing Risty to a Warrior so I'll have to see if that gets me more or less hires.

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