Why does everyone hate the dog?

#1 Posted by Romination (2777 posts) -

Sure, he laughs at you when you miss, but so would anyone who was with you. He also catches and returns the duck to you. He ain't a bad guy. He's your dog! HE LOVES YOU!
 

 MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND
#2 Posted by AjayRaz (12461 posts) -

fuck the dog. he laughs at me and he deserves to die 

#3 Posted by eroticfishcake (7787 posts) -

He's a cunt.

#4 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2645 posts) -

Fucking cunt dog. 
 
No seriously, i have never in my life heard that anyone hates the dog.
 
Random thread.

#5 Posted by MattyFTM (14423 posts) -

HE IS A MINION OF BEELZEBUB HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#6 Posted by drowsap (683 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Dam strait
#7 Posted by EpicSteve (6495 posts) -

FUCK THAT DOG! 

#8 Posted by Drakhir (410 posts) -

I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part.

#9 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

I like him. Sure, I've tried to shoot him, but who hasn't? Wow, see what video games do to us? They make us want to shoot dogs just for laughing at us. How awesome.
 
I still really liked IGN's idea of making him a Smash Bros character. I think that could be so awesome.

#10 Edited by Roflwaffles (184 posts) -

Are you serious? Look a him...he's a douche bag.

#11 Posted by JoelTGM (5596 posts) -

It's just a guy in a costume.

#12 Posted by Scullinator (514 posts) -

I love the dog.  i have it for my wallpaper on my phone and my ring tone is duck hunt .

#13 Posted by AjayRaz (12461 posts) -
@Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ
#14 Posted by eroticfishcake (7787 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ "
That another one of your videos that you "stumbled across" or one your "friend sent you"? 
 
Bollocks mate. Fucking bollocks!
#15 Posted by chickendoughnut (87 posts) -

A bitch in the literal sense

#16 Posted by AjayRaz (12461 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Drakhir said:
" I would have to disagree with the "MAN'S BEST FUCKING FRIEND" part. "
this man begs to differ "
That another one of your videos that you "stumbled across" or one your "friend sent you"?  Bollocks mate. Fucking bollocks! "
'fraid not. i simply searched "man fucking dog" on google and moving away from all the bestiality pornography links, i managed to find that video.  
 
oh, the internet.  
#17 Edited by Spacetrucking (946 posts) -
#18 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Whoa! 
 
@CornontheCobbe
said:
" Fucking cunt dog. "  
WHOA! 
#19 Posted by Allprox (553 posts) -

HE BE RACIST!

#20 Posted by DanceDanceKennypants (632 posts) -

Always loved that dog.

#21 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4897 posts) -
#22 Posted by eroticfishcake (7787 posts) -
@Shini4444 said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
" He's a cunt. "
Whoa! 
 
@CornontheCobbe
said:
" Fucking cunt dog. "  
WHOA!  "
Hey, it rhymes like "Hunt", okay? 
 
(Plus were not pussies.) 
#23 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

Because he's a fucking asshole.

#24 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

Because you want what you can't have, I can't shoot the dog, therefore the dog can go to hell.

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#25 Posted by Gamer_152 (14099 posts) -

I actually based part of my coursework for my video games programming degree around Duck Hunt and I'm 100% convinced the reason people hate the dog is because he laughs at you every time you fail and in an annoyingly cartoony way. He may be your best friend as a duck hunter but all you really ever see of him is him jumping into the grass, showing you the ducks you shoot down and laughing at you and the annoyance of him laughing at you seems to far outweigh any light amusement brought across by him smiling and holding up disgruntled ducks.

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#26 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" fuck the dog. he laughs at me and he deserves to die  "
#27 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Eeeehhhh we have a love hate relationship. He gets my ducks but everytime I lose a level that dog kisses my ducks. Not acceptable.

#28 Posted by BrickRoad (704 posts) -

He's as cocky as an asshat for laughing at someone with a gun in their hand, pointed directly at them. Even if they did miss the target. There's a saying: Laugh at an armed man, and he'll go totally nutty and shoot you or something.

#29 Posted by Jadeskye (4368 posts) -

Hitler had a dog. Nuff said.

#30 Posted by Hailinel (25201 posts) -

How could anyone actually defend that mutt?  Even the sound of his laugh gives me violent urges to this day.
 
How you mock me, you damn mongrel!  I have wasted many a bullet trying to kill you instead of the ducks!

#31 Posted by LiquidPrince (16111 posts) -

Cause you can't shoot him. Lets see him laugh after that.

#32 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

He is a proven anti-semit 

#33 Posted by sopranosfan (1935 posts) -

He always laughed at me. :(  Any dog that can laugh must be a minion of Satan.

#34 Posted by Emilio (3380 posts) -

It wasn't until the internet that I discovered all this hate towards Duck Hunt Dog. 
 
Duck Hunt Dog is my pal, and smells good.

#35 Posted by leftystarman (28 posts) -

Fuck dogs in general.

#36 Posted by Hailinel (25201 posts) -
@Emilio said:
" It wasn't until the internet that I discovered all this hate towards Duck Hunt Dog.  Duck Hunt Dog is my pal, and smells good. "
I didn't need the internet to teach me about hatred toward it.  I've hated that bastard since childhood.
#37 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2393 posts) -

The dog is an asshole. First he just sits in the grass. What dog sits in the grass doing no work? Second he laughs if you miss, EVERY TIME. He's just that arrogant although he can't even hold a gun. And third, he doesn't bring you the duck back. Have you ever seen him come back out of the grass? NO! He just smiles at you while holding the duck you just shot down and sinks back into the grass, keeping the duck for himself. Frickin dog. 

#38 Posted by NinjaTard (151 posts) -

Dog was cool! Loved his little 8 bit laugh, the way he tossed himself into the grass like he was Krypto the Super-Dog, and the reassuring way he held up the ducks after they were shot like "Here he is master! You da man, dawg!"
 
Of course everyone tried to shoot him, you can't give kids a video game controller shaped like a weapon and expect them not to act out on the first target they see. If you could play Super Mario Bros. with the zapper we'd have all tried to shoot Mario and he's the most beloved video game character of all time.
 
Anyone who says fuck the dog, I say fuck you! I say it with love and understanding but still,...you're a jerk.

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