...wow...
i just....wow...
what if this game actually becomes a thing that i can hold in my hands, and play on a console?  I mean i won't play it unless it gets highest marks from every critic every where ever, but what if i COULD!  Where do we, as a society, go from here?   Where do video games go from here?  WHAT THE HELL MAN???

I wonder if my pre order from 8 years ago will still be honored

" I sincerely hope there is going to be a Special Edition box with lots of 3D Realms goodies.  An art book with lots of boobies would be a good start. "

" @cowgod said:

" I sincerely hope there is going to be a Special Edition box with lots of 3D Realms goodies.  An art book with lots of boobies would be a good start. "

And a big pack of "DUKE" branded bubblegum. "

guys i have lots of money who should i bet on?

NIIIIIIIICE

" I wonder if my pre order from 8 years ago will still be honored "

" guys i have lots of money who should i bet on? "

This is a must buy for any old school gamer. All the youngin's can talk about "I'll only get it if it's good" but I have to get it either way. I will probably enjoy it even if its bad tho, unless for some reason it continuously crashes or is somehow else unplayable I will be fine with it.
 
Kinda surreal to think  this game is actually finally coming out. Never thought I'd see the day after the 10th year of its development. Kinda crazy!
 
Edit: "What about the game Duke? Is it any good?" "Ya, but After 12 f****** years it should be." YES! haha

An achievement worth 1000g should pop as soon as you start up the game.

Hell yeah, it's about time!

I thought Duke was wearing nail polish for a second.

I have a first access code from Borderlands GOTY. If you want it (I haven't used it) please PM me with your address. I have no interest whatsoever in the Duke.

I really hope there's going to be a lot of style and personality to it - from the trailer it looks really underwhelming for the most part gameplay-wise 
 
also, I love the prodigy so goddamned much

" That box-art is both great, and terrible.  "

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" Like Jeff said, what if this game comes out and it's fucking amazing? I can already tell that a lot of the more "self-serious", "treat games as an art" type of gamers will be turned off by the immaturity, but honestly, fuck those guys.  "

I am so down for bulletstorm, but this just looks way too dumb :/ "

Duke Nukem focus more on toilet humor, while Bulletstorm is completely retarded in the dialog. But the marketing is exactly the same. I'd put both games on about the same amount of child like immaturity.  "

at least Bulletstorm's gameplay looks a little unique. "

Its got basiclly the same kicking animation, which the whole legs aspect is what bulletstorm has going for it, minus the whip. "

No actually bulletstorm is going for kills with skill and fun.  If you think the main thing bulletstorm has going for it is ''kicks'' then you don't know anything about it.Kicking them in the air, shooting them, pull them closer with the whip and then kick them into spikes. Which is pretty unique and it looks great, so i would say Bulletstorm looks alot better then duke nukem.    And guns that shoot flaming balls of metal that bounce around that is just great.Bulletstorm will be the better game.Both in the visuals, fun and gameplay. "

This game, if it even comes out, looks like it will be super stupid but could be super fun with all the ridiculousness that will be going on in the game.  Also, the guy who told Duke to hit the big ass ramp is my new hero.

There were multiple moments in that trailer where I cringed. It looks like every 13 year old's wet dream of a First Person Shooter. Balls of Steel indeed.

Why the fuck would they blur out piss?? Screaming pig-aliens spilling bloods and guts everywhere is ok, urin is not? Censorship is retarded beyond belief. 

That box art is exactly what it needs to be.

I hope it ends in some sort of a cliffanger and that they tell us to wait for the next one. 

hell yeah

As much as I hate to admit it, that trailer made me laugh more than once. Maybe it won't be awful?

" Why the fuck would they blur out piss?? Screaming pig-aliens spilling bloods and guts everywhere is ok, urin is not? Censorship is retarded beyond belief.  "

I'm kinda looking forward to this. However, graphically it didn't look that impressive, seemed a little plastic toy like a la Halo. I'm sure the humour will help a lot which is always a good thing. Hope you cant turn off the blur-o-vision  ;)

I really hope this game sells well.

I find it ironic that it's coming out in May, because I've read about some religious cults who state the world will end in May 2011. 
 
Damn, Duke. Damn.

won't believe it until i see it on the shelf

That boxart...
Duke Nukem is so badass that the laws of perspective don't even apply to him.
That, or he's got a totally wicked mural on the ceiling of his house.

fucking hyped. that trailer was really everything it needed to be. 

Looks like Gearbox took the only road they could with this game. 
 
A self-knowing, egotistic, muscle riddled, gun-toting, bare-breasted, arse kicking, gum chewing, cigar smoking, steel-balled lesson in immaturity. And I couldn't be happier with all that. 
 
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

That box art screams 3-stars all over it. 

" Looks like Gearbox took the only road they could with this game.  A self-knowing, egotistic, muscle riddled, gun-toting, bare-breasted, arse kicking, gum chewing, cigar smoking, steel-balled lesson in immaturity. And I couldn't be happier with all that.  ALWAYS BET ON DUKE. "

" Why the fuck would they blur out piss?? Screaming pig-aliens spilling bloods and guts everywhere is ok, urin is not? Censorship is retarded beyond belief.  "

I don't really get everyone hating on the level of maturity shown in this trailer. What were you expecting? Did you think DNF was going to be a subtle masterpiece? The humor in Duke games has never been dry, or witty, or all that clever.

I don't think I'll be getting it, but the industry needs more silliness like this. Screw the haters, this looks good.

Meh.

The trailer was awesome!

" @StandStrong said:

" Why the fuck would they blur out piss?? Screaming pig-aliens spilling bloods and guts everywhere is ok, urin is not? Censorship is retarded beyond belief.  "

I think you missed the point entirely. The ridiculous size of the pixel-masked area was intended to imply that the Duke is...well endowed. It was yet another attempt at juvenile humor, but apparently it still managed to be too subtle for some viewers. Who would have thought? "

wtf? XD 
 
hmm, will the final product be censored? 

Hail to the king baby. Unfortunately DNF coming out is pretty much a sign of the Apocalypse. 

Still not sure if I actually care or not at this point. I fear Dukes time really has gone. But I'll probably check it out when it's released anyway. See if it manages to hit the right nostalgia notes for me.

The trailer was meh... Didn't hype me up for it enough, though I still have a free beta pass with borderlands, so I'll soon see I guess

Isn't this breaking one of the seals of the  apocalypse?  Duke Nukem, the road to ruin and 2012.