It Can't Be. I Deny It. Duke Nukem Release Trailer.

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#1 Posted by mtmckinley (123 posts) -

yay

#2 Posted by LethalKi11ler (1407 posts) -

It's really coming! Hail to the King :P

#3 Posted by joeymacs (4 posts) -

so close :(

#4 Posted by shinluis (428 posts) -

OHHH :( dammit

#5 Posted by Grimmy616 (401 posts) -

GETTIN STEAM VERSION

#6 Posted by GozerTC (457 posts) -

Still won't believe it until it's on store shelves. :)  
#7 Edited by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -

Created this back in the day, glad it finally has a place.
#8 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (1746 posts) -

Can't. Fucking. Wait. This almost seems unreal.

#9 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3322 posts) -

I like the trailer, but I hate the music. Missing the late nineties, early 2000 in it. Need more Lock & Rock & Roll, baby!

#10 Posted by Nefhril (72 posts) -

Groovy! This time around Duke better brings plenty of gum ;)

#11 Posted by gamb1t (965 posts) -

iTS TIME@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#12 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

I will not allow myself to get excited for this game. I don't think I can handle the disappointment.

#13 Posted by PieGuy (313 posts) -

I won't believe it's real until I'm halfway through the game.

#14 Posted by 014 (353 posts) -

The graphics look washed out.

#15 Posted by Hector (3364 posts) -
Oh yeahhh!
#16 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

yay

#17 Posted by ShaggE (6453 posts) -

*generic "I've made up my mind that this game will suck, regardless of actual quality"/"I'd care if I were 12, now show me a man's game with elves and giant swords, dammit" comment*

#18 Posted by RE_Player1 (7560 posts) -
I'm expecting an ok shooter... but really that is all I want from Duke. Well that and some babes... Hail to the king.
#19 Posted by Ooame (165 posts) -

I can't wait to step on some aliens!

#20 Posted by Sarumarine (2242 posts) -

This is impossible. It can't be true. How can I believe anything if this game comes out?
 
On a more serious note, whether the game is good or not probably doesn't matter at all. At the very least, you'll have a conversation starter.

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#21 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

ITS TIME TO HAIL TO THE KING!

#22 Posted by blacklab (1553 posts) -

deal

#23 Posted by Rasgueado (716 posts) -

This, and Serious Sam 3... this summer is gonna have a lot of alien splatter and no cover systems. It's strange that is somehow a refreshing switch.

#24 Posted by billyhoush (1192 posts) -

This game has mediocre written all over it. Hail to the king of nostalgia, baby!

#25 Posted by The_Painted (181 posts) -

Mickey Avalon? That was unexpected.

#26 Posted by Philzpilz (225 posts) -

I really, really hope this game is great. Not because I'm interested, but for the story.
Also, I hope that all of the humour is supposed to be ironic

#27 Posted by BadOrcLDR (178 posts) -

I keep trying to convince my non-gamer friends that games have come a long way and that they aren't just a bunch of dick jokes and tits flying around...  
 
I don't think I have an argument any longer. 

#28 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5256 posts) -

Goddamn this game is going to be absolutely fucking retarded and juvenile all the way through. 
 
I cannot wait. I'm getting sick of all these serious shooters. Bulletstorm showed me that. 
 
I want some fucking dumb in my game.

#29 Posted by chikin_n_rofls (139 posts) -

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

#30 Posted by CosmicQueso (569 posts) -

I don't care how bad it is, I'm going to play through the whole thing and laugh and laugh and laugh and have fun... because... VIDEO GAMES!  Yeah! 
 
So, when does the first DNF sound board come out?

#31 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -

Awesome trailer! Come get some!

#32 Posted by Tesla (1923 posts) -

Goddamn this game is going to be awesome.

#33 Posted by billnyethesciencepie (1335 posts) -

Well, graphics look like shit, looks fun though

#34 Posted by TehFlan (1944 posts) -

This game isn't coming out duders. I hate to break it to you.

#35 Posted by spilledmilkfactory (1876 posts) -

All I really want from this game is a mediocre or better throwback shooter with lots of boobs and stupidity. And judging from the trailer, it'll deliver exactly that. Can't wait to give it a shot

#36 Posted by afrokola (547 posts) -

I feel kind of dirty for being excited about this game...

#37 Edited by Dezinus (274 posts) -

I don't think people liked Duke3D because it had 2-frame animations of tits. Dunno why they're pushing it so hard this time. Oh well. At least I'm seeing a lot of the classic weapons.

#38 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1177 posts) -

So. Fucking. CLOSE.

#39 Posted by Plasma (931 posts) -

Its not generic militarily shooter that's for sure, It may be over the top, sexist and crude, but that's exactly what it wants to be.

#40 Posted by Winternet (8019 posts) -

I wish all the best to Duke. I really can't predict how this game will turn out,

#41 Posted by Nomin (977 posts) -

3D Realms getting some credit for this game or what?  
I think this game will live or die based on how gamers used to Call of Duty take to its multiplayer mode. 

#42 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1177 posts) -

I just hope you can still wander along the wall pressing the action button and get "UH UH....where is it?".

#43 Posted by Grainbrain (13 posts) -

Someone has to say it: Always bet on Duke!
Also, I really don't care how bad it is, just expecting some retarded fun.

#44 Posted by Jack268 (3387 posts) -

Weren't Borderlands owners on Steam supposed to get a beta version beforehand? Did that happen yet?

#45 Posted by MisterMouse (3554 posts) -

is this really coming out?!

#46 Posted by kollay (1929 posts) -

Pre-order receipt looks like a 18th century treasure map now.

#47 Posted by drew327 (586 posts) -

Maybe if we keep putting boobs in the trailers at 15 second increments, people will not notice the rest of the game!

#48 Posted by emem (1968 posts) -
@Jack268 said:
Weren't Borderlands owners on Steam supposed to get a beta version beforehand? Did that happen yet?
Tomorrow I think.
#49 Posted by HubrisRanger (489 posts) -

There is something just kinda "fuck yeah" about Duke Nukem Forever finally being released. It doesn't matter if it's mediocre, out-dated and juvenile; the fact that the people involved, including the chaps over at Gearbox, refused to let it die is just such a testament to their love for Duke and those early days of FPSes. Back when they were still called "Doom clones."
 
Hail to the King.

#50 Posted by Redbullet685 (6044 posts) -

Can't wait.

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