jk.. but really no bs, only good things taht make you laugh or amaze you about this game so far. im still at the start so no spoilers....
 
the way that some of teh puzzles are done and how they set up some eniorment scenes really remind me of HL2. which is like the best game ever... so that impressed me, and some of the lighting in this game is just awesome.  plus some many funny ass quotes, and little things that are just funny as hell. i like how you can make pop corn, thats just a classic scene.

This game came out.

The duke nukem theme is still decent.  
 
  

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
 
I was amazed someone thought that was a good line.

@LordXavierBritish said:

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I lol'd.

Something nice?

I would chop my own foot off before I said anything good about Duke Nukem.

The theme is still one of the greatest ever. The game really isn't all that bad but some parts did piss me off.

The game's design, while not strictly speaking good, is incredibly compelling from an academic standpoint.

Something nice?

Well... it's got... Duke Nukem in it...? *shrugs*

It's got  
 

The theme is still one of the greatest ever. The game really isn't all that bad but some parts did piss me off.

Something nice. Do it do it.

It has 

Final Boss Battle was properly balanced on HARD difficulty.
The mockery of other games was kinda funny.

the duke theme song is still kinda catchy.

Ok I will. Something nice, there I said it.

The game has nostalgic value.  Maybe not so much to Duke Nukem 3D itself; but rather to the decade of older FPSs that DN3D helped shape

I would kill for a high quality replica of that golden pistol, it looks awesome.

It actually got released, ending the longest running joke in the biz.

I played 90 minutes of this game today and I just sat here for about 5 seriously trying to think of something nice to say. So that will have to do: my nice thing is that I WANT to say something nice about it.

I suppose tickling the 'anus' doors to get them to open is kinda clever. In a weird, twisted sort of way.

Something nice. Do it do it.

The theme song is still one of the best.

@MysteriousBob said:

It actually got released, ending the longest running joke in the biz.

Too bad what they released is a joke.

okay something positive...it doesn't red ring your 360.

Its got naked boobs and twins that kiss each other. That's all I've got.

It's made me laugh several times. The interactive drawing on the white board is kinda nifty, particularly when you draw a cock and the guy talks about what a great plan that is. The RC car bit was pretty clever. It's fun enough. Very, very low brow humor, but I'm 14 at heart.

The achievement points: hella easy.

this guy had alot to say about the game. i watched half of his playthrough and i too don't understand why all the critics panned this game so badly. its an ok game.

I dunno, it has uhh graphics? and sound? I guess, kinda.

My projectile vomit shorted out my tv so I managed to stop the game without having to stand up and eject the disc. 
I thought that was kind of intuitive.

I like the fact that it isn't just going down a straight path shooting guys non-stop.
And while platforming in an FPS isn't very popular, I kinda enjoy it.
Also, you could play pinball and lots of other stupid stuff like that, and I love being able to interact with the environment like that in a game.

Always bet on Duke.

I could probably throw it pretty far.

1. it came out
2. one or two lines made me chuckle
3. theme music is cool

The game installs and successfully loads to the main menu on the majority of capable PCs.

"something nice" I know i'm not the first to say it, but im struggling to think of anything else to actually say...

I sold it for 40 bucks

We can now refer to a game that spends a long time being made as pulling a Duke.

@LordXavierBritish: Its not supposed to be.   Duke is and always will be a cheese ball.  I mean there was a joke in the  4th chapter of Duke 3D where you walk into a courthouse and see the jury hanging from nooses...  "Hung Jury?"  Extremely groan worthy but that is the kind of humor that Duke is about.      

@DeeGee said:

This game came out.

Like I said before in another post: DNF could secretly be the ultimate satire in video game history.

This game is terrible.

Fuck, I failed.

At the beginning of the game, those EDF soldiers who think that whatever you write on the white board is the smartest thing ever are hilarious. The effort and amazement in their voice is so genuine, even though I was drawing a stick man with a way-undersized body.

The Shotgun is one of my favorite shotguns in a videogame.

The nicest thing I can say is that Duke Nukem really isn't that much more cliched than most video game action heroes, if not most video game characters in general. Duke's just more played out.

It made for very good fake Duke lines in the bombcast.

It made for very good fake Duke lines in the bombcast.