say something nice... do it.. do it...

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#1 Posted by lusence (350 posts) -

jk.. but really no bs, only good things taht make you laugh or amaze you about this game so far. im still at the start so no spoilers....
 
the way that some of teh puzzles are done and how they set up some eniorment scenes really remind me of HL2. which is like the best game ever... so that impressed me, and some of the lighting in this game is just awesome.  plus some many funny ass quotes, and little things that are just funny as hell. i like how you can make pop corn, thats just a classic scene.

#2 Posted by DeeGee (2138 posts) -

This game came out.

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#3 Edited by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

The duke nukem theme is still decent.  
 
  

#4 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
 
I was amazed someone thought that was a good line.

#5 Posted by SomeGuy (31 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I lol'd.

#6 Posted by august (3864 posts) -

Something nice?

#7 Posted by natetodamax (19219 posts) -

I would chop my own foot off before I said anything good about Duke Nukem.

#8 Edited by Bucketdeth (8048 posts) -

The theme is still one of the greatest ever. The game really isn't all that bad but some parts did piss me off.

#9 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

The game's design, while not strictly speaking good, is incredibly compelling from an academic standpoint.

#10 Posted by FlamingHobo (4504 posts) -
@august said:

Something nice?

Gotta love Mega64.
#11 Posted by Atary77 (502 posts) -

Well... it's got... Duke Nukem in it...? *shrugs*

#12 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
#13 Posted by Tsoglani (585 posts) -
@Bucketdeth said:
The theme is still one of the greatest ever. The game really isn't all that bad but some parts did piss me off.
I also liked the gun play. I think the vitriol against DNF has been uncalled for; there have been much worse games that got better reviews, but for some reason, DNF is hated upon with malice.
#14 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

Something nice. Do it do it.

#15 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

It has 

#16 Posted by Subject2Change (2966 posts) -

Final Boss Battle was properly balanced on HARD difficulty.
The mockery of other games was kinda funny.

#17 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -
@Axxol: Well, at least it has a toaster in it.
#18 Posted by niamahai (1394 posts) -

the duke theme song is still kinda catchy.

#19 Posted by Nux (2419 posts) -

Ok I will. Something nice, there I said it.

#20 Posted by Demoskinos (15131 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish: Its not supposed to be.   Duke is and always will be a cheese ball.  I mean there was a joke in the  4th chapter of Duke 3D where you walk into a courthouse and see the jury hanging from nooses...  "Hung Jury?"  Extremely groan worthy but that is the kind of humor that Duke is about.      
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#21 Posted by Shady1992 (160 posts) -

The game has nostalgic value.  Maybe not so much to Duke Nukem 3D itself; but rather to the decade of older FPSs that DN3D helped shape

#22 Posted by JTB123 (1044 posts) -

I would kill for a high quality replica of that golden pistol, it looks awesome.

#23 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

It actually got released, ending the longest running joke in the biz.

#24 Posted by Kyle (2325 posts) -

I played 90 minutes of this game today and I just sat here for about 5 seriously trying to think of something nice to say. So that will have to do: my nice thing is that I WANT to say something nice about it.

#25 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

I suppose tickling the 'anus' doors to get them to open is kinda clever. In a weird, twisted sort of way.

#26 Posted by valrog (3648 posts) -
@Axxol said:
Something nice. Do it do it.
#27 Posted by hidys (1029 posts) -

The theme song is still one of the best.

#28 Posted by dagas (2925 posts) -

@MysteriousBob said:

It actually got released, ending the longest running joke in the biz.

Too bad what they released is a joke.

okay something positive...it doesn't red ring your 360.

#29 Posted by President_Barackbar (3474 posts) -

Its got naked boobs and twins that kiss each other. That's all I've got.

#30 Posted by Alphazero (1548 posts) -

It's made me laugh several times. The interactive drawing on the white board is kinda nifty, particularly when you draw a cock and the guy talks about what a great plan that is. The RC car bit was pretty clever. It's fun enough. Very, very low brow humor, but I'm 14 at heart.

The achievement points: hella easy.

#31 Posted by ThePhenomenal1 (467 posts) -

this guy had alot to say about the game. i watched half of his playthrough and i too don't understand why all the critics panned this game so badly. its an ok game.

#32 Posted by Simplexity (1382 posts) -

I dunno, it has uhh graphics? and sound? I guess, kinda.

#33 Posted by coakroach (2492 posts) -

My projectile vomit shorted out my tv so I managed to stop the game without having to stand up and eject the disc. 
I thought that was kind of intuitive.

#34 Posted by MaFoLu (1859 posts) -

I like the fact that it isn't just going down a straight path shooting guys non-stop.
And while platforming in an FPS isn't very popular, I kinda enjoy it.
Also, you could play pinball and lots of other stupid stuff like that, and I love being able to interact with the environment like that in a game.

#35 Posted by ajamafalous (12145 posts) -

Always bet on Duke.

#36 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

I could probably throw it pretty far.

#37 Posted by Tennmuerti (8174 posts) -
  1. it came out
  2. one or two lines made me chuckle
  3. theme music is cool
#38 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

The game installs and successfully loads to the main menu on the majority of capable PCs.

#39 Posted by rawrsair (821 posts) -

"something nice" I know i'm not the first to say it, but im struggling to think of anything else to actually say...

#40 Posted by Yanngc33 (4461 posts) -

I sold it for 40 bucks

#41 Posted by Nux (2419 posts) -

We can now refer to a game that spends a long time being made as pulling a Duke.

#42 Edited by lusence (350 posts) -
@Demoskinos said:

@LordXavierBritish: Its not supposed to be.   Duke is and always will be a cheese ball.  I mean there was a joke in the  4th chapter of Duke 3D where you walk into a courthouse and see the jury hanging from nooses...  "Hung Jury?"  Extremely groan worthy but that is the kind of humor that Duke is about.      

lol i didnt read your post right and was kinda pissed cause of the spoiler but still excited about 'the courthouse' but you where talking about the old one. hehe ah well.
#43 Posted by JokerFrown (305 posts) -

@DeeGee said:

This game came out.

#44 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1470 posts) -

Like I said before in another post: DNF could secretly be the ultimate satire in video game history.

#45 Posted by Creamypies (4091 posts) -

This game is terrible.

Fuck, I failed.

#46 Posted by The_Nubster (2351 posts) -

At the beginning of the game, those EDF soldiers who think that whatever you write on the white board is the smartest thing ever are hilarious. The effort and amazement in their voice is so genuine, even though I was drawing a stick man with a way-undersized body.

#47 Posted by Gabriel (4081 posts) -

The Shotgun is one of my favorite shotguns in a videogame.

#48 Posted by High_Nunez (214 posts) -

The nicest thing I can say is that Duke Nukem really isn't that much more cliched than most video game action heroes, if not most video game characters in general. Duke's just more played out.

#49 Posted by mnzy (2925 posts) -

It made for very good fake Duke lines in the bombcast.

#50 Posted by MancombSeepgood (346 posts) -
@mnzy said:
It made for very good fake Duke lines in the bombcast.
Pretty much this, those were hilarious.

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