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Dwarves are a short, stout race that appear in any number of fantasy games and stories. They are almost always depicted as short with bushy beards similar to vikings. They can also be identified by their love for ale and gold.

A Hot Membership Deal For You: Expires July 6!

Posted by Jeff (3082 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago
Will Smith, confirmed Independence Day enthusiast.

Folks, if you're like me, then you love two things: staying in bed all day with your blackout curtains drawn and fireworks. July 4 is probably one of my favorite holidays because if you play your cards right, you can do both of those things in one day. Hide out all day and refuse to answer your phone while the sun is up! Then, once the darkness comes, run out into the street and try to set everything on fire.

We're celebrating the holiday around here by knocking a chunk of cash off of our annual memberships, bringing the cost down to $35 from here until July 6. But this is a limited offer, so if you want in, you should probably think about rolling out of bed, turning on a light, and getting to your computer. Actually, I guess if you're reading this, you've probably already done that? I'm... not really clear on how computers work.

While we're celebrating this national holiday, we're also marking down another reason to celebrate. Dave has decided to dive headfirst into Dwarf Fortress, and we'll be documenting his progress for premium members in a multipart series that starts today. As a result of these two things colliding, we've decided to call this promotion the DWARVES OF JULY celebration!

Here was my input on said promotion: "Would the singular, like, Dwarf of July sound a little bit more like Fourth of July?" Ryan then shook his head at me (and Brad, who totally sided with me) in disgust, and the DWARVES OF JULY WAS BORN! Take advantage of our foolhardiness now by getting in on this amazing deal! You can use it to extend your existing membership, start a new one for yourself, or give the code it generates to a friend and give the gift of premiosity this holiday season!

And now, here is a picture of Olaf, who is really known more for being a viking than a dwarf but he's pretty short. Stout, even. Thank you for your support and be safe and sane next week: always use punk sticks when lighting your dwarves on fire. Oh, and CLICK HERE FOR HOT DEALZ.

OLAF UNLEASHES HOT FURY
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#1 Posted by Jeff (3082 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago
Will Smith, confirmed Independence Day enthusiast.

Folks, if you're like me, then you love two things: staying in bed all day with your blackout curtains drawn and fireworks. July 4 is probably one of my favorite holidays because if you play your cards right, you can do both of those things in one day. Hide out all day and refuse to answer your phone while the sun is up! Then, once the darkness comes, run out into the street and try to set everything on fire.

We're celebrating the holiday around here by knocking a chunk of cash off of our annual memberships, bringing the cost down to $35 from here until July 6. But this is a limited offer, so if you want in, you should probably think about rolling out of bed, turning on a light, and getting to your computer. Actually, I guess if you're reading this, you've probably already done that? I'm... not really clear on how computers work.

While we're celebrating this national holiday, we're also marking down another reason to celebrate. Dave has decided to dive headfirst into Dwarf Fortress, and we'll be documenting his progress for premium members in a multipart series that starts today. As a result of these two things colliding, we've decided to call this promotion the DWARVES OF JULY celebration!

Here was my input on said promotion: "Would the singular, like, Dwarf of July sound a little bit more like Fourth of July?" Ryan then shook his head at me (and Brad, who totally sided with me) in disgust, and the DWARVES OF JULY WAS BORN! Take advantage of our foolhardiness now by getting in on this amazing deal! You can use it to extend your existing membership, start a new one for yourself, or give the code it generates to a friend and give the gift of premiosity this holiday season!

And now, here is a picture of Olaf, who is really known more for being a viking than a dwarf but he's pretty short. Stout, even. Thank you for your support and be safe and sane next week: always use punk sticks when lighting your dwarves on fire. Oh, and CLICK HERE FOR HOT DEALZ.

OLAF UNLEASHES HOT FURY
Staff
#2 Edited by buft (3147 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

deal of the century

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£22 for you UK people

#3 Edited by SgtSphynx (455 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I don't mind extending my membership past Sep 2013. Now I'm good until September 2014, I think I might pass the next time these go on sale.

#4 Posted by radioactivez0r (679 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I agree, Dwarf of July was better.

#5 Posted by InfiniteGeass (2005 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

At this point what's the point anymore in buying a membership at full price?

#6 Posted by mattbanks (8 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Damn - my membership auto renewed a couple days ago

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#8 Posted by MarkWahlberg (3960 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Could've compromised and gone with 'Dwarfs'. If I remember correctly, 'dwarves' was Tolkien's attempt to make them less corny or something.

NERD SCIENCE.

#9 Posted by Hardtarget (168 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

membership has now been extended to Nov 2013

I am very excite for dwaf fortress quicklooks

#10 Posted by Vorbis (2746 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I'm a little disappointed there's no audio clip of the staff trying their best dwarf impressions, but hardcore Dave in a beard is acceptable.

#11 Edited by ItBeStefYo (989 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@InfiniteGeass said:

At this point what's the point anymore in buying a membership at full price?

You dont get T-Shirt credit in the store with this deal

#12 Posted by zerdune (126 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Thanks, but I'm already good until Dec '13.

#13 Posted by morrelloman (570 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Dwarf of July makes way more sense Ryan. You are a bully.

#14 Posted by TheQuad (1 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Signed up just to see Dave heroically conquer Dwarf Fortress.

#15 Posted by csl316 (4730 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Billy Smith is NOT down with his likeness being used in such a way.

#16 Posted by Butano (1411 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Ok, that picture of Hardcore Dave as a dwarf is hilarious, but I like shirts, so I'll wait for TBLLSL to order another year.

#17 Posted by ztiworoh (692 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Is it too much to ask for a Dwarves of July t-shirt to get made?

#18 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1317 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Dwarf of July is better. NO SALE.

#19 Posted by SomeJerk (2095 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

$35 to show my appreciation for people creating content I really like doesn't feel like much, but I hope it gets you beer, scotch, blow and hookers, whatever you use for pleasure and relaxation I hope I contribute the slightest to it because you deserve it.
 
Especially Alex and Patrick.

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#21 Posted by Jack268 (3386 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I was going to let my subscription run out here, but now that this Dave thing is multi-part, you have forced my hand. I can't miss out on Dave content. God damn it.

#22 Posted by Ravenlight (7098 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Dave playing DF sealed the deal for me. Godspeed, sir!

#23 Posted by el_stork (42 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I've been lurking here for almost a year and this promotion finally convinced me to upgrade. I love the podcast and the quick looks and I'm looking forward to digging into even more glorious content. I'm off to watch Brad be broken now, Peace.

P.S. Please Please Please have another endurance run, I know you all probably hate doing it but everyone loves them.

#24 Posted by GeneralDAS (48 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Again, this isn't really a deal so much as it is another option for people who don't want to pay for a t-shirt with their membership...

#25 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4055 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I have to cancel my membership, just can't afford it any more.

#26 Posted by Cincaid (2878 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@el_stork said:

I've been lurking here for almost a year and this promotion finally convinced me to upgrade. I love the podcast and the quick looks and I'm looking forward to digging into even more glorious content. I'm off to watch Brad be broken now, Peace.

P.S. Please Please Please have another endurance run, I know you all probably hate doing it but everyone loves them.

Oh boy, do you have a lot of Premium content to go through! Happy for your sake. ^^

#27 Posted by bloodsoul5 (168 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

A new VJ endurance run would have the subscriptions rolling in... just sayin.

#28 Posted by el_stork (42 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@Cincaid: Any suggestions?

#29 Posted by GoldSoundz (56 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Added another year to my subscription, and I felt justified in my purchase and soon as I submitted my payment info. Thanks for the round of applause, guys, and keep up the good work.

#30 Posted by Nadafinga (833 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I told the wife I would let my membership run out in September...but how can I resist? Sure, I have two newborns at home who need diapers, but whatever. They'll still shit whether there's something there or not.

They'll be fiiiiine.

Honey? Where are you going?

#31 Posted by CrashTanuki (249 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Down with Ryan! Up with Dwarf of July!

#32 Posted by ZeroSignal (42 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Just bought a couple of them! Probably need to do something about my membership addiction though. Will there even be an internet in 2020?

#33 Posted by Humanity (4276 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I'd love to get one but you still apparently can't use PayPal which is what I'm forced to use at the moment for online transactions

#34 Posted by icytower38 (382 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

He used a rock & roll racing reference, Jeff you are the man

#35 Posted by drew327 (507 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

The "Back to Giantbomb.com" link on the page where you sign up, sends you to whiskeymedia.com just FYI

#36 Posted by Cincaid (2878 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@el_stork: Random PC Game, Load Our Last Save, and whenever they have their "old game" marathons are definitely sticking out for me. I'm sure you'll find more! :)

#37 Posted by Daveyo520 (6548 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Yay Dwarves!

#38 Posted by ajamafalous (10617 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Dwarf of July is way better.

#39 Posted by Feikken (217 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I came here for the Everquest

#40 Posted by Murdoc_ (116 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Bought it this morning, don't need a discount. You guys rock. Does that tip thing still work with the extra $15? the image has an x on it.

#41 Posted by el_stork (42 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@Cincaid: Thanks I'll check them out.

#42 Posted by Maajin (868 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I could read you talking about stupid stuff all day, Jeff! I'll try to finally upgrade my monthly plan to an annual one.

#43 Posted by Blind_Evil (295 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I think I'm already paid up til 2014, due to prior sales and a lack of willpower.

#44 Posted by Cheesebob (1029 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I just did it. That thing at the end was hilarious.

#45 Posted by Daveyo520 (6548 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

@GunslingerPanda: You don't need to cancel, you just need to not renew.

#46 Posted by AlexW00d (5434 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Pretty nice of you guys to celebrate my Father's Birthday.

#47 Posted by Tearhead (1855 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago
#48 Posted by Trilogy (2194 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Ryan is just upset because of his Dwarf heritage. Think about it.

#49 Posted by Knigge (162 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

I love that I have a 15 buck coupon for shirts that are never in stock.

When's THAT getting remedied?

#50 Edited by Lunar_Aura (2780 posts) - 10 months, 25 days ago

Can existing members get this deal to get an additional year?

EDIT: I'm not literate. Leave me alone.

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