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    The 2011 Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) took place at the Los Angeles Convention Center in Los Angeles, California on June 7-9.

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    #1  Edited By ashenn

    All the information you need is here.


    As you can see it such a scary world of depravity that we should save the wonderful team from having to endure it.

    You can tell that this  article knows what its talking about because of the chart, and i just wanted people to know the real E3.



    (:P)
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    #2  Edited By ch13696

    Yes... yes. Those half-naked chics will most certainly turn my kids gay.

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    #4  Edited By Yanngc33

    Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.


    Also did you check out the author?

    Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism. 


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    SURELY, that site is a piss-take?

    I had a quick flick through one or two articles, and it's just brimming with irony.

    Awful stuff, either way.

    Edit: Couldn't actually click on the E3 link, after seeing that, it's patently obvious.
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    #6  Edited By penguindust

    Ha-ha, that was pretty funny.  I think more games need "homogay sodomy" in them to hold my depraved attention.  Goodness knows when I'm not randomly raping booth babes, I'm raping random street utilities.  If only there was more homogay sodomy in games to keep me away from all that raping.  

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    #7  Edited By Jothel

    i think the rape chart pretty much confirms that it cannot be real

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    #8  Edited By Generiko
    @Yanngc33 said:
    " Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.

    Also did you check out the author?

    Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism. 


    "
    What is wrong with the author? He sounds like a good ,straight, young man who hates terrorists.
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    #9  Edited By MysteriousBob
    @ch13696 said:
    " Yes... yes. Those half-naked chics will most certainly turn my kids gay. "
    Haven't you seen that latest study by Fox? Being interested in women is a sure sign of being gay!
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    #10  Edited By PizzaSauce

    'even the building e3 takes place in looks like a large stubby penis'

    Awesome, may make this site my homepage

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    #11  Edited By Random88

    I Laughed when I saw the "Un-reported" Rape chart.  If it was unreported how can you chart the data.  Also "Man-Fire Hydrant"

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    #12  Edited By Vexxan

    Among the most stupid articles I've ever read.

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    #13  Edited By Lemoncookie01

    Man on fire hydrant made me laugh

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    #14  Edited By wealllikepie

    MAN-FIRE HYDRANT
    OH SHIT THE END OF THE WORLD IS UPON US!!!!

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    #15  Edited By Yanngc33
    @Generiko said:
    " @Yanngc33 said:
    " Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.

    Also did you check out the author?

    Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism. 


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    What is wrong with the author? He sounds like a good ,straight, young man who hates terrorists. "
    He is an american hero good sir
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    #17  Edited By Random88

    I think this whole site is a joke.  Look at the related articles

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    #18  Edited By ch13696
    @MysteriousBob said:

    " @ch13696 said:

    " Yes... yes. Those half-naked chics will most certainly turn my kids gay. "
    Haven't you seen that latest study by Fox? Being interested in women is a sure sign of being gay! "
    Link, or it's f... who am I kidding? It's FOX.

    EDIT: This explains a lot...


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    #19  Edited By ch13696
    @Lemoncookie01 said:
    " Man on fire hydrant made me laugh

    "
    That one instance must've been that one time that the cops caught me man-handling myself next to the fire hydrant.
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    #20  Edited By natetodamax

    Joke website

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    #21  Edited By MysteriousBob
    @ch13696 said:
    " @MysteriousBob said:

    " @ch13696 said:

    " Yes... yes. Those half-naked chics will most certainly turn my kids gay. "
    Haven't you seen that latest study by Fox? Being interested in women is a sure sign of being gay! "
    Link, or it's f... who am I kidding? It's FOX.

    EDIT: This explains a lot...


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    Dude, its a satirical site. As was my comment. I'm British, I've never seen Fox News in my life outside of Charlie Brooker videos.
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    #22  Edited By MikkaQ

    Stay away from downtown during E3. It could get... smoggy!



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    #23  Edited By ajamafalous

    He could've trolled a lot more people by making the satire less obvious.

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    #24  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Just so everyone's clear on this ChristWire is a joke website and a damn good one, that article really made me laugh.

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    #26  Edited By SeriouslyNow

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    Women shouldn’t talk about football. You should stick to your homogay feminist agenda and leave the football talk to the men.


     This is the who supposedly wrote that article responding to a commenter.  He is supposedly a Republican US Senator.
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    #28  Edited By ashenn

    I thought this would raise some smiles across the GiantBomb community, reading some of the other articles makes me laugh so hard especially being from England and their massive prejudice against us. 

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    #29  Edited By Dany

    you know, reporting news from a joke website leads to third of the comments thinking its real, a third speculating its fake and a third knowing its fake or actually using google to check it out

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    #30  Edited By ShaggE

    Christwire is hilarious. I love that they're about 800% (yes, I *can* beat 100%, Mr. Gerstmann!) more blatant than The Onion, yet the word "christ" makes it seem legitimate in so many people's eyes. 

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    #31  Edited By mpgeist

    There's no way that can be real.  Then again, I remember trolling a Flat Earth Society website that was completely serious.

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    #32  Edited By leebmx

    Loving the angry posts underneath from people who think this is real.

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    #33  Edited By opp

    Dude thank you so much for showing me that website. I laughed so hard reading that article.
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    #34  Edited By Trebz

    I knew this had to be satire or the work of someone suffering from serious paranoia.


    The fact that all comments that are in on the joke got rated down and all the angry comments were rated up is kind of sad and kind of funny.
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    #35  Edited By Red

    I like how it isn't just gay, it's homogay.

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    #36  Edited By Subjugation

    I laughed so much.

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    #37  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Ashenn said:
    " All the information you need is here.

    As you can see it such a scary world of depravity that we should save the wonderful team from having to endure it.

    You can tell that this  article knows what its talking about because of the chart, and i just wanted people to know the real E3.



    (:P)
    "
    You do know its a fake Christan website right? 
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    #38  Edited By MariachiMacabre

    This reminds me a lot of that Landover Baptist Church forum, in that they both seem to be fake. Oh man, the Landover forums was hilarious. Especially the one about Fallout 3. Good times.

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    #39  Edited By Aaron_G

    It's about time someone disclosed the "actual" events that take place at E3. 

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    #40  Edited By craigbo180
    @Yanngc33 said:
    " Oh my well by golly I will cancel my subscription at this website and join the Lord's websites.

    Also did you check out the author?

    Alex K. Keating is a political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington. His likes include Fox News, Sarah Palin, and exposing Communism. 


    "
    That's the same interests that I have.
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    #41  Edited By TorMasturba

    Absolutely hilarious from start to finish, the question is: Is this site pro-Christain or faux-Christain? ha ha.

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    #42  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    Hey guys I think this is a joke website lololololololol.

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    #43  Edited By NegativeCero

    Okay, good. I honestly couldn't tell whether it was a joke judging from the article. Although the man-fire hydrant rape had me leaning towards fake. I'd like to see the crazy pro-Christian website that it is parodying.

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    #44  Edited By cornbredx

    I have a hard time believing this site is for real... but then again there are weird people out there.

    No matter what people believe though, it's pretty irresponsible what some people are doing on this site. If you don't agree, don't go there. Of course you do have the right to discuss that with them, but the terms "nazi" and other words being used on the comments for their post to describe your distaste for their "belief" (as odd a belief as it appears to be- and hard to believe) is a tad much.

    I don't defend their belief at all, but at the same time people need to not be hypocrites themselves. The fact of the matter is, as long as they aren't hurting anyone (which they aren't, they're just spreading strange lies) then they can say what they want. No one has the right to condemn them for believing in such hateful things. If they are for real, from their perspective what you and I believe is strange and offensive as well.

    I completely find everything they say idiotic, but at the same time I believe they have the right to believe what they want (even if it seems extremely odd and medieval in a way- again really hard to believe this is real). I think it would be more responsible to not give them any attention.

    Just my opinion though.

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    #45  Edited By ryanwho

    The best part of christwire are the dumbasses who don't see that its obvious satire.

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    #46  Edited By sameeeeam
    @CornBREDX said:

    " I have a hard time believing this site is for real... but then again there are weird people out there.No matter what people believe though, it's pretty irresponsible what some people are doing on this site. If you don't agree, don't go there. Of course you do have the right to discuss that with them, but the terms "nazi" and other words being used on the comments for their post to describe your distaste for their "belief" (as odd a belief as it appears to be- and hard to believe) is a tad much.I don't defend their belief at all, but at the same time people need to not be hypocrites themselves. The fact of the matter is, as long as they aren't hurting anyone (which they aren't, they're just spreading strange lies) then they can say what they want. No one has the right to condemn them for believing in such hateful things. If they are for real, from their perspective what you and I believe is strange and offensive as well.I completely find everything they say idiotic, but at the same time I believe they have the right to believe what they want (even if it seems extremely odd and medieval in a way- again really hard to believe this is real). I think it would be more responsible to not give them any attention.Just my opinion though. "

    It is a satirical site.
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    #47  Edited By PopUp

    Why is everyone taking this seriously?

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    #48  Edited By DonutFever
    @Underachiever007 said:
    " @CornBREDX said:

    " I have a hard time believing this site is for real... but then again there are weird people out there.No matter what people believe though, it's pretty irresponsible what some people are doing on this site. If you don't agree, don't go there. Of course you do have the right to discuss that with them, but the terms "nazi" and other words being used on the comments for their post to describe your distaste for their "belief" (as odd a belief as it appears to be- and hard to believe) is a tad much.I don't defend their belief at all, but at the same time people need to not be hypocrites themselves. The fact of the matter is, as long as they aren't hurting anyone (which they aren't, they're just spreading strange lies) then they can say what they want. No one has the right to condemn them for believing in such hateful things. If they are for real, from their perspective what you and I believe is strange and offensive as well.I completely find everything they say idiotic, but at the same time I believe they have the right to believe what they want (even if it seems extremely odd and medieval in a way- again really hard to believe this is real). I think it would be more responsible to not give them any attention.Just my opinion though. "

    It is a satirical site. "
     

    Who woulda thunk it?
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    #49  Edited By cornbredx
    @Underachiever007: Ya I saw that after I posted... my comments still stand though. People shouldn't make comments about stuff they don't agree with in the fashion you see in those comments.

    You shouldn't fight hate with hate; at least that's what I think.

    Anyway, ya that was funny in that odd- "im not sure this is for real"- way. While "homogay" is funny (once) they use it too often. But im not here to critique their writing. =P

    Thanks though for spreading the word of the satire. You know what they say, if you don't get the satire the jokes on you.  =)
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    #50  Edited By Azteck
     
    Won't somebody please think of the children?!

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