The Official Ubisoft E3 2013 Thread

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Winning Banner by boocreepyfootdoctor

You can't not like Hacksaw Jim Duggan. "Girl Wood" was one of the best/dumbest things about Ubisoft's E3 conference last year. And there's something hilarious about a guy whose gimmick is starting USA chants being the banner for a French company. For all of these reasons, @boocreepyfootdoctor has won the 2013 Ubisoft banner contest!

The Official E3 2013 Ubisoft Press Conference Discussion

It's officially E3 time, duders! If you haven't experienced the insanity of E3 before, the show starts off with press conferences from each of the three console makers as well as a few of the largest publishers in the industry. These presentations are prime real estate for game announcements, debut trailers, live gameplay demonstrations, and meme origins.

In an attempt to keep the E3 shenanigans organized, the mods institute these official discussion threads for each conference so that everybody has a go-to place to discuss them before, during, and after the show.

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#2 Edited by Marino (5569 posts) -

Thread will be opened and stickied after EA.

#3 Posted by Sweep (9770 posts) -

Mod thread!

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#4 Edited by MattyFTM (14652 posts) -

If you suffer from photosensitive epilepsy, don't view Sweep's post above. Don't say I didn't warn you.

#5 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (7067 posts) -

Also, if you want to avoid the herps, stay away from Sweepy altogether. That dude's a VD minefield.

Video games, folks!

#6 Edited by Chaser324 (7263 posts) -

Aisha is back, so it's appropriate that we would have "girl wood" represented in the banner.

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#7 Posted by MattyFTM (14652 posts) -

You would be the one to know about that from personal experiences, @sparky_buzzsaw

#8 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (7067 posts) -

Ahem, yes, well... how about that new, uh, Battle Arena Toshinden, huh?

#9 Edited by MattyFTM (14652 posts) -

I'm bummed that you guys didn't turn this into a crazy, multi-page mod thread filled with insanity. Do I have to single handedly bring insanity to the mod team? I was at work, dammit. I couldn't be here to do it all myself.

#10 Edited by masterpaperlink (1918 posts) -

Chances of some beyond good and evil??

#11 Posted by Winternet (8264 posts) -

This is going to be the most amazing Press Conference. I can feel it. Don't disappoint me Ubisoft. Bring in the weird and the awkwardness.

#12 Edited by DemiGodRaven (294 posts) -

I really, really hope they continue the trend of Ubisoft press conferences being fucking nuts.

#13 Edited by BeachThunder (13352 posts) -

I honestly have no interest in Ubisoft franchises. I will still watch anyway. I suppose there's always going to be more Watch Dogs.

#14 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4215 posts) -

Fucking dammit, bring Rainbow 6 back!. And FarCry 4 would be pretty good, actually.

#15 Edited by Baillie (4598 posts) -

Is this going to be shown on GiantBomb?

#16 Posted by Winternet (8264 posts) -

I mean, BGE 2 would be amazing to see, but I just ask for Ubisoft to be Ubisoft and bring us the radiculous.

#17 Posted by GunstarRed (5905 posts) -

I can't wait to see what they're gonna do with next gen graphics and the Rabbids franchise. All those minigames are gonna blow us all away.

#18 Edited by jimmyfenix (3941 posts) -

@baillie said:

Is this going to be shown on GiantBomb?

YES!! Keep an eye at the top of the page duder

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#20 Posted by Jimbo (10280 posts) -

I have girl wood and crossbone for Black Flag. Keeping the faith.

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#22 Posted by ThePickle (4274 posts) -

Ubisoft saw this level of cringe and said "we can top it."

#23 Edited by MedalOfMode (314 posts) -

I like it! Maybe POP?

#24 Posted by Chibithor (584 posts) -

Microsoft was ok, EA was great, can Ubisoft be amazing?!

#25 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

Oh boy, music games!

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#27 Edited by Coafi (1519 posts) -

NOOOOO! Why is she here again?! Dammit Ubisoft, what's wrong with you?!

#28 Posted by Aegon (6777 posts) -

Oh no Aisha, you're not gonna wear that the whole time are you?

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#30 Posted by masterpaperlink (1918 posts) -

its not awkward enough

#31 Edited by Winternet (8264 posts) -

#girlwood CONFIRMED!

#32 Posted by Zacagawea (1665 posts) -

@chibithor: Well, that really depends on what you mean by amazing. Amazingor amazing? Because it'll probably be amazing.

#33 Edited by DemiGodRaven (294 posts) -

I have a jerry cantrell pick from one of their shows in my wallet. I feel so close to the stage right now.

#34 Edited by Yummylee (23648 posts) -

Oh... no.

#35 Edited by BeachThunder (13352 posts) -

This is almost unbearable :(

#36 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

I don't like her, just because her jokes are not funny. I wouldn't mind her, if she didn't try to be so funny.

#37 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1105 posts) -

Can't wait for that worst of E3 2013 video!

#38 Posted by Capum15 (5156 posts) -
#39 Posted by Jimbo (10280 posts) -

Bigger than all other Splinters Cell!

#40 Posted by BeachThunder (13352 posts) -

Can't wait for that worst of E3 2013 video!

You're watching it right now.

#41 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

#42 Posted by Yummylee (23648 posts) -

You can't stop the blacklist grenade

#44 Edited by Chibithor (584 posts) -

@zacagawea: Aisha's certainly doing her best to earn those italics. Now, if they could just get Mr. Caffeine...

#45 Posted by Winternet (8264 posts) -

I knew you wouldn't let me down Ubisoft. I knew it!

#46 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -




#47 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1105 posts) -

@mrsignerman44 said:

Can't wait for that worst of E3 2013 video!

You're watching it right now.

But it's always funnier cut up and out of context/

#48 Edited by Aegon (6777 posts) -

That girl has huge boobs.

#49 Posted by Yummylee (23648 posts) -

Jesus, that's a lot of... jiggle.

#50 Edited by Jimbo (10280 posts) -

Wouldn't be a Ubisoft conference without gratuitous tits.

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