Why is there a bow tie wearing giraffe at E3?

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#51 Posted by Olqavtoras (221 posts) -

@i_smell said:

Pod Racer game?

I sure hope so!

#52 Posted by Levio (1784 posts) -

Brings us the giraffe, wipe away the debt.

#53 Posted by thatdutchguy (1271 posts) -

@i_smell said:

Pod Racer game?

:D YESS !

#54 Edited by Cirdain (2996 posts) -
#55 Edited by carlthenimrod (1588 posts) -

It's Sega's new mascot, they need to replace Sonic after all the crappy games.

#56 Edited by SomeJerk (3151 posts) -

Because something stupid.

I own a time machine.

#57 Edited by Butano (1728 posts) -

They're laying down their sides on the .gif pronunciation. Clearly they think it's like giraffix

#58 Edited by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
#59 Edited by 49th (2694 posts) -

Mocap giraffe? The bow tie helps with neck animation.

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#60 Edited by RawknRo11a (553 posts) -

@i_smell said:

Pod Racer game?

oh god! I almost forgot about that! "My podracer runs on eucalyptus!"

#61 Posted by Mendelson9 (402 posts) -

Geoff Keysley was posting a bunch of geraff pictures to people on twitter. Seems like he was hacked but I guess not. #E3Mysteries

#62 Edited by TheHT (10920 posts) -

Because giraffes are baller.

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#63 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4932 posts) -

Because E3 is fucking stupid.

#64 Posted by Max_Cherry (1131 posts) -

Because he wants to look fancy I imagine.

#65 Posted by RazielCuts (2939 posts) -

Because of the new Call of Duty game.

They mocapped a Giraffe you say?

#66 Posted by Barrock (3525 posts) -

Is it's mouth tied closed?

#67 Edited by cloudnineboya (772 posts) -

you're having a giraffe.

#68 Edited by automatontribe (196 posts) -

Awwwww...I can't help but to feel bad for the giraffe.

#69 Edited by CreepyUncleBrad (166 posts) -

Closing ceremony, they are going to make it angry and set it free to help clear out the stragglers.

#70 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

Kentia is nigh.

#71 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -
#72 Edited by OGred (196 posts) -

@barrock said:

Is it's mouth tied closed?

...I think it might be...

either that, or a shadow of a thin branch

EDIT: must be a branch it doesn't go over his mouth

#73 Posted by medacris (645 posts) -

Zoo Tycoon 3. Wishful thinking.

#74 Posted by Brackynews (4046 posts) -

@altairre said:

@video_game_king said:

Because would you rather have a giraffe wandering around E3 in the nude?

I'm having trouble answering that question.

Some questions don't need answers.

But if I had to guess, I'm going with "Chippendales Show".

#75 Edited by MentalDisruption (1618 posts) -

That's the most depressed looking giraffe I have ever seen.

#76 Edited by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

I'll have the giraffe with a side of Doritos.

#77 Edited by selfconfessedcynic (2495 posts) -

God damn it.

#78 Edited by Jazzycola (662 posts) -

Does the Guy's Choice have anything to do with E3? Cause I saw photos of Ben Affleck and Zach Galafinackis(?) with the giraffe in the background so it makes me think it was more for that then E3. Also, Geoff Keighley has a guy's choice entry badge on.

#79 Posted by Giganteus (172 posts) -

Has anyone mentioned yet that this isn't related to E3 and it's actually from the guys choice awards thing on Spike?

#80 Edited by MikeLemmer (534 posts) -

At first I thought it was the new GB E3 banner.

I hope it eats someone's hat on live camera.

EDIT: Dude, is its mouth wired shut? Not cool! You're gonna put it through E3 and not let it eat someone's hair in retaliation?

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#81 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -

The truth is that during the Sony conference it'll be bought up stage and Kaz'll spank the giraffe and out comes the PS4. *The crowd goes wild.

#82 Posted by JamesJeux007 (470 posts) -

Because it's a new generation of consoles. Which means a new generation of BATSHIT CRAZY MARKETING ! This is gonna be great !

#83 Edited by ttocs (762 posts) -

This is horrible. The animal is probably scared shitless and it has wires around it's head. There's really no reason for the animal to even be there. That's just messed up.

#84 Posted by Reisz (1461 posts) -

@ttocs said:

This is horrible. The animal is probably scared shitless and it has wires around it's head. There's really no reason for the animal to even be there. That's just messed up.

My first thought too, what the hell are they doing? I imagine it's just going to be there for like an hour or something right? If they seriously have a Giraffe captive on the show floor for three days the only words that come to mind are "Stress Induced Heart Attack"

#85 Posted by A_E_Martin (162 posts) -

@medacris said:

Zoo Tycoon 3. Wishful thinking.

Your wish has been granted.

#86 Posted by BisonHero (6225 posts) -

@rawknro11a said:

@i_smell said:

Pod Racer game?

oh god! I almost forgot about that! "My podracer runs on eucalyptus!"

That might be the weirdest meme that Jeff has ever spawned. And it's so great.

#87 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
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#88 Posted by SpaceRunaway (845 posts) -

@mikelemmer: I am super bummed out for that giraffe, but there is no way that its mouth is wired shut. Look at how it breaks up on its jawline, it's a shadow.

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