Is Emily hot?

#1 Edited by RedEyesBlueBunny (1025 posts) -

i've been questioning this in my head for a while now. i think she is supposed to be very modestly attractive lady which should always be a plus, but the graphics just aren't that good and i'm normally not into blonde girls, so that doesn't seem right at all. i think York would answer yes to this question if he had to be completely honest, but would avoid answering the question directly in a real situation. but what do you think, Zach?  

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#2 Posted by Porcelain_Snake (193 posts) -

no idea who the hell that is, but if her eyes werent off she'd be a nice looking lady. granted i like redheads. pasty ,freckly redheads. mmm

#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (14801 posts) -

Her low-poly body is smokin'!

#4 Posted by JJWeatherman (14801 posts) -
@Porcelain_Snake said:
" no idea who the hell that is, but if her eyes werent off she'd be a nice looking lady. granted i like redheads. pasty ,freckly redheads. mmm "
Then it's Fiona Freckles for you.
#5 Posted by CitizenKane (10752 posts) -

Sure, I'd take a whack at it.

#6 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -

No video game character is hot. Period.

#7 Posted by Metal_Mills (3397 posts) -

She looks like Naomi Watts.

#8 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1025 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:
" No video game character is hot. Period. "
ya, i used to try and tell myself that too
#9 Posted by JJWeatherman (14801 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:
" No video game character is hot. Period. "
Lara Croft says: "F you buddy!"
#10 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2693 posts) -

I'd go for her.

#11 Posted by oldschool (7641 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:
" No video game character is hot. Period. "
If you are lonely enough in your parent's basement, I beg to differ  :/
#12 Posted by Ramyun (695 posts) -

Yes. Zach, I think we should stop staring at her.

#13 Posted by Joeasis (81 posts) -

Yes, I was going to say that she looks like Naomi Watts, but someone beat me to it.

#14 Posted by zyn (2765 posts) -
#15 Posted by LordAndrew (14588 posts) -

Dude, yes.

#16 Posted by Ghostiet (5708 posts) -

Emily Wyatt = Naomi Watts = hot

Dude, yes.

#17 Posted by nyuckelhead (169 posts) -

OMG dude yeah! I think about her when I'm bangin my girlfriend... hahahha yeah right!
 
but seriously if I was going to do that it would definitely be her.

#18 Posted by GeekDown (1173 posts) -

For a video game character I guess she's pretty hot.

#19 Posted by Organicalistic_ (3092 posts) -

SHE IS PIXELS, MAN

#20 Posted by Bennyishere (1746 posts) -

I love the way she fills her outfit. And looking like Naomi Watts is definitely a plus. She's hot.

#21 Posted by LordAndrew (14588 posts) -
@organicalistic_ said:
" SHE IS PIXELS, MAN "
CHECK OUT THOSE HOT PIXELS
#22 Posted by TheHT (12567 posts) -
@nyuckelhead said:
" OMG dude yeah! I think about her when I'm bangin my girlfriend... hahahha yeah right!
 
but seriously if I was going to do that it would definitely be her.
"
bro, bro, bro, did you see those polygons? fapfapfapfapfapfap
#23 Posted by ryanwho (12012 posts) -

The women you masturbate to are every bit as fake and uninterested in you sexually as any given bundle of pixels.

#24 Posted by armaan8014 (5864 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @AlwaysAngry said:
" No video game character is hot. Period. "
Lara Croft says: "F you buddy!" "
lol
 
@Porcelain_Snake said:
" no idea who the hell that is, but if her eyes werent off she'd be a nice looking lady. granted i like redheads. pasty ,freckly redheads. mmm "

You should be arrested, sir.
#25 Posted by themightymonarch (49 posts) -

Emily is okay. For me, Diane is the best looking girl in the game. She's the best kind of redhead, the daywalker kind.

#26 Posted by Porcelain_Snake (193 posts) -
@armaan8014: c'mon man. wheres your ginger love?
#27 Edited by Hourai (2738 posts) -

Yes. I dream about her back. Her beautiful back.

#28 Posted by ryanwho (12012 posts) -

Top ten videogame soft focus back of all time.

#29 Posted by Elazul (1345 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" The women you masturbate to are every bit as fake and uninterested in you sexually as any given bundle of pixels. "
This is by far the most solid argument that could possibly be made relating to this issue. Not to mention that every digitized photo is made up of pixels, including that rather lovely one of Naomi Watts.
#30 Posted by Nasar7 (3001 posts) -
@themightymonarch said:
" Emily is okay. For me, Diane is the best looking girl in the game. She's the best kind of redhead, the daywalker kind. "
Unless she changes outfit/appearance later in the game, I don't find Diane attractive at all. I think Emily is supposed to be the cute girl-next-door type.
#31 Posted by armaan8014 (5864 posts) -
@Porcelain_Snake: I was referring to this line:
 
 @Porcelain_Snake said
" no idea who the hell that is, but if her eyes werent off she'd be a nice looking lady.
Dude!
#32 Posted by Toxin066 (3393 posts) -

I love a woman in uniform. Heck yes she's hot.

#33 Posted by Yummylee (23506 posts) -

 
Her and Silent Hill's Cybil gettin it AWWN! That's what I'd like to see.


 
#34 Posted by Porcelain_Snake (193 posts) -
@armaan8014: nope sorry i dont know her. guess im just not fly enough.
#35 Posted by armaan8014 (5864 posts) -
@Porcelain_Snake:  Aren't you watching the ER? She's in Deadly Premonition.
#36 Posted by Porcelain_Snake (193 posts) -
@armaan8014: nah, just dont have the bandwidth sorry
#37 Posted by Kombat (2291 posts) -

Sure.  Doesn't make Deadly Premonition a good game though.

#38 Posted by armaan8014 (5864 posts) -
@Porcelain_Snake: oh... That's sad :(
#39 Posted by Porcelain_Snake (193 posts) -
@armaan8014: if only giant bomb mailed out vhs tapes to its members, then i could watch it
#40 Edited by armaan8014 (5864 posts) -

    Here's some Diane for you guys 
#41 Posted by TorgoGrooves89 (336 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
"The women you masturbate to are every bit as fake and uninterested in you sexually as any given bundle of pixels. "

This is very true. But i still thinks she's hot.
#42 Posted by NinjaTard (175 posts) -

She's not a bad looking lady but agree with the earlier post about redheads.
 
As for the "game characters aren't hot" dispute, I say they most certainly can be. It's no different than thinking Black Canary is hot in my "Birds of Prey" comics or really that much different than thinking a picture of a hot girl is hot since you don't know how much photoshop or altering that photo had. Likely lots of the celebrities we think are hot are actually just clever uses of makeup and CGI to look that way. At least video game girls are honest, they look the same 24 hours a day no matter when you turn them on (that's not some kind of lame ass pun, FYI).

#43 Posted by Elazul (1345 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
"  
Her and Silent Hill's Cybil gettin it AWWN! That's what I'd like to see.


"
Awww, yeah. There's nothin' hotter than a tough lady cop in a pair of skintight leather trousers.
#44 Posted by blue_crow (30 posts) -

I think Thomas is more my type.

#45 Posted by TwoLines (3143 posts) -
@TorgoGrooves89 said:
" @ryanwho said:
"The women you masturbate to are every bit as fake and uninterested in you sexually as any given bundle of pixels. "
This is very true. But i still thinks she's hot. "
I think he's saying she IS attractive, cause it doesn't matter that she's made from pixels, cause any other photo of a naked woman in the internet is also made from pixels.
So the fact she's virtual has nothing to do with her attractiveness.
#46 Posted by Hot_Karl (3321 posts) -

She's not hot, she's BEAUTIFUL. For a video game character, at least.

#47 Posted by Trilogy (2732 posts) -
@armaan8014 said:
"
    Here's some Diane for you guys 
"
I think she looks like a... well... I THINK IT'S A TRAP!
#48 Posted by ch3burashka (5600 posts) -
@Metal_Mills: Emily WATT.
 
She would be very hot indeed had she not been missing a couple of thousand of polygons.
#49 Posted by HariHazler (17 posts) -
@nyuckelhead: Be careful, you could cut yourself on those sharp edges lol.
#50 Posted by ViciousAnchovy (829 posts) -

I think she is.

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