fuck that guy that gave this a 3, i loved it. Its a 5/5 man. Good/entertaining trolls are refreshing =) 
Also fuck that guy for stealing my thing. haha

Hot damn! Someone get this man a lab coat, because he just scienced all over our faces!

Funny, funny shit.

@Mesoian said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

@SecondPersonShooter: 3/10. Had to read to the end to figure out if it was an actual troll.

I consider that a 10/10. Also, really? This is the least-subtle troll I have ever tried to do

You underestimate how truly dumb people can be. In this day and age, it's quite difficult to filter the true retardations from people trolling

I didn't even really consider this trolling, I was trying to be satirical. Actually I was trying to write a legitimate analysis of why I thought Eternal Sonata was a bad game and then realized I was too lazy and typed up a bunch of shit I thought was funny.

Can't tell if he's seriously trying to make a point or just trolling....

It's terrifying how many people didn't get the joke. Especially after the people who DID get it made it clear that it's a joke.

We need to bring back those "reading is FUN-damental" ads.

@punpun: Autism is has to do with stunted social skills. You're thinking of retardation. Good job.

@Juicebox: Pretty sure he was kidding about marijuana. At least, that's the impression I got when he directly followed his statements about marijuana with cocaine being safe.

Edit: I don't see how so many people failed to grasp that he was trolling. I know it's not immediately obvious, but when some makes the acknowledgement that they're talking about a subjective matter as fact, they're most likely trolling. Also, did anyone read the part where he said he was too busy reading Natural Bodybuilding to watch the cutscenes? Dead give away.

@Mesoian said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

@SecondPersonShooter: 3/10. Had to read to the end to figure out if it was an actual troll.

I consider that a 10/10. Also, really? This is the least-subtle troll I have ever tried to do

You underestimate how truly dumb people can be. In this day and age, it's quite difficult to filter the true retardations from people trolling

Yeah you're right, the internet used to be so much smarter, what happened? jeez

@Mesoian said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

@SecondPersonShooter: 3/10. Had to read to the end to figure out if it was an actual troll.

I consider that a 10/10. Also, really? This is the least-subtle troll I have ever tried to do

You underestimate how truly dumb people can be. In this day and age, it's quite difficult to filter the true retardations from people trolling

Yeah you're right, the internet used to be so much smarter, what happened? jeez

@ViciousAnchovy said:

@punpun: Autism is has to do with stunted social skills. You're thinking of retardation. Good job.

@Juicebox: Pretty sure he was kidding about marijuana. At least, that's the impression I got when he directly followed his statements about marijuana with cocaine being safe.

Edit: I don't see how so many people failed to grasp that he was trolling. I know it's not immediately obvious, but when some makes the acknowledgement that they're talking about a subjective matter as fact, they're most likely trolling. Also, did anyone read the part where he said he was too busy reading Natural Bodybuilding to watch the cutscenes? Dead give away.

For the record I may or may not have been under the influence of marijuana while writing this piece.

@nail1080 said:

@Mesoian said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

@SecondPersonShooter: 3/10. Had to read to the end to figure out if it was an actual troll.

I consider that a 10/10. Also, really? This is the least-subtle troll I have ever tried to do

You underestimate how truly dumb people can be. In this day and age, it's quite difficult to filter the true retardations from people trolling

Yeah you're right, the internet used to be so much smarter, what happened? jeez

I think we all got older and the newer, meme-centric kids of the internet moved in to dominate. Unless you are telling a joke that has been repeated an infinite amount of times on the internet, it will be lost.

This shit's pretty funny, keep it up.

Edit: Figures Halinel comes in to imply this game is any good. No one say, "Anime is for jerks" guys!

You fight Chopin at the end of the game. That automatically makes it the BEST game ever.

@SecondPersonShooter said:

Yeah, I took that header from Linkin Park. They're kind of my favorite band, much better than anything Frederic Chopin ever composed.

Linkin Park is your favourite band? OK, your opinions are invalid forever now.

Yes, all of this is true.

Thought this was serious because the subtitles at the bottom of the first picture are just awful writing, but no man could like Linkin Park and Giant Bomb unironically.

@ShadowVirus said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

Yeah, I took that header from Linkin Park. They're kind of my favorite band, much better than anything Frederic Chopin ever composed.

Linkin Park is your favourite band? OK, your opinions are invalid forever now.

Okay, really now. It's a joke post, as people have been saying for most of this thread.

@ShadowVirus said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

Yeah, I took that header from Linkin Park. They're kind of my favorite band, much better than anything Frederic Chopin ever composed.

Linkin Park is your favourite band? OK, your opinions are invalid forever now.

I said "pretty much" my favorite band.

My actual favorite band is Nickelback.

@SecondPersonShooter: Nickleback? Pshaw. John Mayer fo' lyfe yo.

I didn't like Eternal Sonata. At all. BUT, if you think it is the worst game ever made then you clearly have not played enough bad games.

I congratulate myself on making it far enough into that blog to know without a shadow of a doubt that it was satire.

@Brendan said:

I congratulate myself on making it far enough into that blog to know without a shadow of a doubt that it was satire.

...it was.

...fuck.

Well...yeah, fuck.

@SecondPersonShooter said:

This game glorifies the use of the documented #1 cause of death among young teens.

I was having a hard time reading it up this point. Then my mind was just destroyed. I don't understand anything anymore.

@EmuLeader said:

@SecondPersonShooter said:

This game glorifies the use of the documented #1 cause of death among young teens.

I was having a hard time reading it up this point. Then my mind was just destroyed. I don't understand anything anymore.

You just need to learn to accept scientific facts. The research is out there, you can't deny it.

People still aren't getting it... man, I love this thread.

@ShaggE: That's really why I keep bumping it. Even though I came out about it being a joke forever ago people continue to take it seriously, and it entertains me to no end.

@SecondPersonShooter: I was annoyed at first, but now I'm just reveling in it. I'm proud of you, son.

Just came across this.. Awesome post - didn't get a troll vibe whatsoever. Nothing wrong with Linkin Park to my ear. It's great for weaving through mild traffic at 77mph..

Well, the worst game I played this generation was Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter. You can't argue with me about that, as what I say is fact, irrefutable fact. Man, the stink of sheer boredom from that still haunts me. I am going to go and listen to Chopin to get that thought out of my head.

Tastes differ. I own over 70 PS3 games and consider Eternal Sonata as one of my favourites.

The replies in this thread confuse me greatly. How anyone would think this was serious after the Floral Powder picture/paragraph is beyond me.

Exit.

I can't believe this thread is still going. I didn't think anyone even cared about Eternal Sonata but me.

It just never ends...

Okay so your dissing Eternal Sonata? Hahahahaha! Nice try but you are sooo off on the game. I bet that this game could powen your ass any day! You think that the only games that people play out there are MW3, Block ops, Halo, etc..

There are other gamer types and lots of people don't just like those games, Eternal Sonata is an awesome game and Fredrick Chopin is a way better songwriter/composer than Linkin Park.

Lets see you make it universal, Linkin Park is just one of the many bands out there in the world. Drugs will kill you anyways, lets see. I'll go take some Mineral Powder, turn into a zombie, AND EAT YOUR FACE OFF! How would you like that?!?! I'm pretty sure you wouldn't, so if I were you, I would go with the Floral Powder, because I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life eating all of my loved ones just to eventually get my head blown off.

So like, are you one of those 35 year old guys still living at home, in mommy and daddy's basement?Your just another cocky ass mother fucker who thinks "she" can make fun of a game just because you don't like it when most people most likely do.

Someone just fucking lock this thread already.

@Droughtvirus6 said:

Okay so your dissing Eternal Sonata? Hahahahaha! Nice try but you are sooo off on the game. I bet that this game could powen your ass any day! You think that the only games that people play out there are MW3, Block ops, Halo, etc..

There are other gamer types and lots of people don't just like those games, Eternal Sonata is an awesome game and Fredrick Chopin is a way better songwriter/composer than Linkin Park.

Lets see you make it universal, Linkin Park is just one of the many bands out there in the world. Drugs will kill you anyways, lets see. I'll go take some Mineral Powder, turn into a zombie, AND EAT YOUR FACE OFF! How would you like that?!?! I'm pretty sure you wouldn't, so if I were you, I would go with the Floral Powder, because I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life eating all of my loved ones just to eventually get my head blown off.

So like, are you one of those 35 year old guys still living at home, in mommy and daddy's basement?Your just another cocky ass mother fucker who thinks "she" can make fun of a game just because you don't like it when most people most likely do.

Did you really make a profile here just to post this? Like, honestly, this is the most confusing thing I have ever read. Seek medical help. And a grammar teacher

PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD. IT HAS RUINED MY FRIDAY EVENING.

@VoshiNova said:

PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD. IT HAS RUINED MY FRIDAY EVENING.

It's all your fault for attempting sarcasm on the internet. Your troll was so good that people thought you were being serious.

The part about Chopin is what really makes me think this is trolling....

@Snowwika said:

The part about Chopin is what really makes me think this is trolling....

You don't fucking say?

@Juicebox said:

Stopped reading when u demonized Marijuana. Grow up kiddo.

WHOOSH

Rarafighthepowah

I'm ashamed that it took me till I got to the part where you wrote that Marijuana is the #1 killer of teens before I started questioning whether you were completely serious.

anyways, well done. that was pretty funny

Good idea, however I'd say rather iffy execution.

Keep it up.

Ugh, People like you are what make me lose my faith in humanity these days... I mean really.

You are a worthless, sexist, pig. Video games were not just made for uncultured, male, fanboys who enjoy spending their time shooting things. You are a disgrace to the video gaming population and I really wish that you didn't give us gamers such a bad name. I don't know if anyone has informed you, but many females like video games too and the game developers understand this. Just because it isn't one of your stupid FPS games does not make it the worst game in existance. Oh, and another thing... Yes, you seem to have an ok taste in music (Maybe), but there are some of us who enjoy Frederic's works. Back to characters... Not all female video game characters are meant to be your sexy fantasies. Polka is only 14 and isn't meant to be a sex toy, unlike many you may have seen. And with the floral powder, there are many herbal remedies that are not drugs, and if that is where your mind goes when you think of plants, then there is something wrong with you and that is not the game's fault. This game was obviously too intense you uncultured fools with no intelligence. If you didn't like this game, kindly don't play it and leave it to those who have the culture and IQ to enjoy it.

Oh good...

Oh. This thing's back.

At least the combat was good in Star Ocean. Eternal Sonata is a pretty but slow ass boring slog.

I mean, it's not the worst game ever but it's not good