My college professor was telling me about a study showing that humans had slightly longer thumbs than we had 100 years ago, I haven't seen that study, but I guess it makes sence. That's a good thing for tommorows humans to have, eh?
 
 What do the next stage of EVOLVED HUMANS need? What is the next feature humans need to evolve? My idea is bug repellent. I think human sweat needs to be a natural pest repellent. In the forest behind my cousins house the other day (a short-cut to the Wal-Mart), and I was obviously bombarded by mosquitoes. How great would it be if we never had to worry about that? Of course, a short-cut would simply be to remove all forests from the planet... that would work for me, too.

The ability to see everything in stereoscopic 3D.

Getting rid of pinky toes. They are too small and their nails become annoying as a result.

To not be idiots.

Photosynthesis, make it happen

" Photosynthesis, make it happen "

" @Dejkrigeren said:

" Photosynthesis, make it happen "

That'd be sweet dude, but I'm not giving up my oreo's for sunlight. Sorry, but it ain't gonna happen! "

" To not be idiots. "

for one our brain working 200milisekunds faster and that we can use 20% of our brain instead of 15%

 Integrated technology.
  
I think with tech advancing as rapidly as it is, "evolution" will become obsolete. Transhumanism FTW!!

If only any of this was actually possible.

" The ability to see everything in stereoscopic 3D. "

"  Integrated technology.  I think with tech advancing as rapidly as it is, "evolution" will become obsolete. Transhumanism FTW!! "

"  Integrated technology.  I think with tech advancing as rapidly as it is, "evolution" will become obsolete. Transhumanism FTW!! "

" Getting rid of pinky toes. They are too small and their nails become annoying as a result. "

I need gills.

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for one our brain working 200milisekunds faster and that we can use 20% of our brain instead of 15%

"

" What if sunlight was oreo flavoured? "

telepathy

" If only any of this was actually possible. "

telekhinesis(i'm sure i spelled wrong...)

" The sheer stupidity in this thread is palpable.
 
@TooWalrus:
@biospank:
@Phished0ne:
@cstrang:   Open a fucking book. "

Maybe a 3rd boob? The dude that said gills stole my suggestion.

" @ChristOnIce said:

" The sheer stupidity in this thread is palpable.
 
@TooWalrus:
@biospank:
@Phished0ne:
@cstrang:   Open a fucking book. "

someone needs to evolve a sense of humor "

" Laser vision! I don't care if it's tech assisted or evolutionary. Just give me frickin' laser vision. "

" Maybe a 3rd boob? The dude that said gills stole my suggestion. "

" @ChristOnIce said:

" The sheer stupidity in this thread is palpable.
 
@TooWalrus:
@biospank:
@Phished0ne:
@cstrang:   Open a fucking book. "

someone needs to evolve a sense of humor "

smaller dick, mine is just way too big.

Well if were going micro-evolution(which it would have to be) then I would want better sight. 

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" If only any of this was actually possible. "

It will be.  I think we have prob seen the last of natural human evolution.  We just created the first synthetic life.  Might be a few things like umm longer thumbs, but I think anything major will come threw genetic engineering.  Givens for this...Long term of course.  Increased life span, prob near infinite.  Energy consumption threw other means then "Food"  IE heat, or sunlight.  Increased brain power.  Also possible mixing of genetic animal traits for adaptation to other planets, which would result in a splitting of the human race far beyond skin color.  A lower gravity planet with a thick atmosphere could allow for genetic engineering for wings, thus in a way actually creating angels.  Also note that if we continue to evolve and learn total control of the universe, thus in effect creating/making our selves gods, that would pretty much prove that a god or gods exist.  If one does not already, it could become self-fulfilling.  So if that can be accepted as true, you have to accept that one does exist or is more likely then not, to exist.  "

" The ability to see everything in stereoscopic 3D. "

The ability to intake carbohydrates without having your pancreas freak out and shit a ton of insulin would be nice.

Longer thumbs, eh? Well, since evolution is already going that route, how about we spice things up a bit? Longer necks! Giraffe evolution here we come!

A little off topic, but reading this makes me wish they made another Evolution game.

wings or the capability to use the force

Telepathy.  Get some Newtypes up in here.

HDMI Ports.

common sense

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Photosynthesis

Photosynthesis, make it happen "

"To not be idiots. "

dedicated severs.

" Bigger tits. "

A second dick.

Except for people who win darwin awards, natural selection isn't really working for the human race in the first world at least. If we are evolving it's more by accident.