EYE is on Daily Deal for like $3, that's basically a song.

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

Fuck all of you buy it.

I second this notion. Mostly cos I have just bought it.

You should consider a career in marketing.

No.

I should use that as the name of a list of mine. I need more games for it, but still, good name for a list.

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

I don't want to buy games that I'm never going to play. I'll pass this time around.

@Ghostiet said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

What if someone gives it to me? Is that legit?

Then that person will suffer.

nope

Fuck you, I will buy it right now.

Okay bought. Goddamnit, before this Steam thing, I had a paltry six games installed from my list of 149. Now that Steam is making me reinstall shit, and games are so cheap, the installed number jumped up to forty. I love it!

Luckily, I'm a friendless orphan.

@MiniPato said:

@Ghostiet said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

What if someone gives it to me? Is that legit?

Then that person will suffer.

Please, oh please, murder my family and friends.

You can't tell me what to do! I'm telling my mommy on you!

@LordXavierBritish: Seriously though, that Quick Look earlier this year with Dave didn't really sell me on the game. Can you make a more eloquent case for it? 'Cause it really is dirt cheap but money is REALLY tight right now so I'd need a good reason.

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

I intend to!

Done, are we bros?

At that price, yeah it's worth it. But the game's not... that great. It's kinda fun to play for a while to gawk at how crazy people are for even trying to make this kind of game these days, but it gets dull as hell after a while.

I'd rather stuff a mid-sized guitar up my asshole!

Is it playable now?

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

@Animasta said:

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

It doesn't count if you only played 5 games.

Man, i can't even buy The Binding of Fuckin' ISAAC. I can't buy it right now, so please don't murder my family. BUUUUUUUUUUT if you want to gift to me i will glad accept it. No? Seriously? Oh, ok then.

@Jeffsekai said:

@Animasta said:

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

It doesn't count if you only played 5 games.

I played like 20 games actually

@LordXavierBritish said:

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

That's probably the most accurate description of E.Y.E that I've ever heard.

and instead of murder your family and friends, you really should have put "I will murder your mentor"

@LordXavierBritish said:

EYE is on Daily Deal for like $3, that's basically a song.

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

Fuck all of you buy it.

No fuck off....

I fucking bought that shit.

Then do it!

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

Judging from the Quick Look and what else i've seen of it on twitch.tv, it's not even worth my $3.

Three dollars? It's like I'm losing money by not buying it!*

*Not the first nor last time I'll use this phrase in reference to a Steam sale.

Crap version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Sign me up! *Sarcasm self-test complete*

I tried to buy this game but my credit card didn't work, so I said 'screw it', does that count?

Is it any less unplayably broken/obtuse than the last time I saw it? No?

... Well, it was nice knowing everybody, I guess.

@CL60 said:

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

What's your Steam ID, I'll buy you it.

@TheMustacheHero said:

@CL60 said:

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

What's your Steam ID, I'll buy you it.

For reals?!!?

Hybrid737

@LaszloKovacs said:

Is it any less unplayably broken/obtuse than the last time I saw it? No?

... Well, it was nice knowing everybody, I guess.

I can confirm that the answer is still no. And that I still have no idea what is going on other than the part where I shoot dudes.

@Clinkz said:

Crap version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Sign me up! *Sarcasm self-test complete*

this game is better than deus ex and it is also cheaper

@Enigma777 said:

I'd rather stuff a mid-sized guitar up my asshole!

I'd pay $3 to watch that.

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

i want to but im holding out for other games

:(

@Cloudenvy said:

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU YOU FILTHY MAN.

@supermike6 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU YOU FILTHY MAN.

...will you buy me a copy too?

Will anyone buy me a copy? (I just want to see if this works...)

it's short but it's worth the $3, i already owned it from before the deal and i thought it was great. the co-op is really chaotic and broken with more than 2 people, i think it allows up to 16.

really i'm just glad the holiday achievement got me to reinstall it.

@zaglis:

But it is a generic press left mouse to win shooter. Even worse it's a mutli-player game that pretends to be an RPG even though it's just spawning dudes on a multi-player map. It's deceitful, badly made and has some of the most poorly translated incomprehensible text that I've seen since the pirated russian translations of PS2 games. Plus the fake warhammer 40k designs really wasted the cyberpunk aesthetic the game was going for. Pan-Dual nature of the puppet master my ass.

Edit: You know what? For 1.5$ that it costs here I'm willing to buy it for the first person who wants it. I don't have much funds on my cast right now but I can afford a copy.

Don't worry I'm getting it. A long with Railworks 3 and AvP...not joking.

@ZagZagovich said:

Edit: You know what? For 1.5$ that it costs here I'm willing to buy it for the first person who wants it. I don't have much funds on my cast right now but I can afford a copy.

I'm never one to turn down a free game and even I don't want it, that should speak to how little I think of this game.