Buy this game or I will puppy your family and friends

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#1 Edited by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

EYE is on Daily Deal for like $3, that's basically a song.

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

Fuck all of you buy it.

#2 Posted by AlexW00d (6236 posts) -

I second this notion. Mostly cos I have just bought it.

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#3 Posted by Gargantuan (1882 posts) -

You should consider a career in marketing.

#4 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2720 posts) -

No.

#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I should use that as the name of a list of mine. I need more games for it, but still, good name for a list.

#6 Posted by MiniPato (2732 posts) -

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

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#7 Posted by Ghostiet (5250 posts) -
@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

What if someone gives it to me? Is that legit?
#8 Edited by CL60 (16906 posts) -

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

#9 Posted by Beforet (2916 posts) -

I don't want to buy games that I'm never going to play. I'll pass this time around.

#10 Posted by MiniPato (2732 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

What if someone gives it to me? Is that legit?

Then that person will suffer.

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#11 Posted by Sogeman (867 posts) -

nope

#12 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5254 posts) -

Fuck you, I will buy it right now.

Okay bought. Goddamnit, before this Steam thing, I had a paltry six games installed from my list of 149. Now that Steam is making me reinstall shit, and games are so cheap, the installed number jumped up to forty. I love it!

#13 Posted by ssj4raditz (1125 posts) -

Luckily, I'm a friendless orphan.

#14 Edited by Jeust (10550 posts) -

@MiniPato said:

@Ghostiet said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

What if someone gives it to me? Is that legit?

Then that person will suffer.

#15 Posted by Winternet (8014 posts) -

Please, oh please, murder my family and friends.

#16 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

You can't tell me what to do! I'm telling my mommy on you!

#17 Posted by DeF (4859 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish: Seriously though, that Quick Look earlier this year with Dave didn't really sell me on the game. Can you make a more eloquent case for it? 'Cause it really is dirt cheap but money is REALLY tight right now so I'd need a good reason.

#18 Posted by ZagZagovich (758 posts) -

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

#19 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

I intend to!

#20 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

Done, are we bros?

#21 Posted by MikkaQ (10283 posts) -

At that price, yeah it's worth it. But the game's not... that great. It's kinda fun to play for a while to gawk at how crazy people are for even trying to make this kind of game these days, but it gets dull as hell after a while.

#22 Posted by Enigma777 (6071 posts) -

I'd rather stuff a mid-sized guitar up my asshole!

#23 Posted by Jeffsekai (7027 posts) -

Is it playable now?

#24 Posted by Animasta (14673 posts) -

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

#25 Posted by Jeffsekai (7027 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

It doesn't count if you only played 5 games.

#26 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

Man, i can't even buy The Binding of Fuckin' ISAAC. I can't buy it right now, so please don't murder my family. BUUUUUUUUUUT if you want to gift to me i will glad accept it. No? Seriously? Oh, ok then.

#27 Posted by Animasta (14673 posts) -

@Jeffsekai said:

@Animasta said:

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

It doesn't count if you only played 5 games.

I played like 20 games actually

#28 Posted by supermike6 (3557 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

That's probably the most accurate description of E.Y.E that I've ever heard.

#29 Posted by Animasta (14673 posts) -

and instead of murder your family and friends, you really should have put "I will murder your mentor"

#30 Posted by Doctorchimp (4074 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

EYE is on Daily Deal for like $3, that's basically a song.

This game is somehow Dark Souls and Deus Ex at the same time and I still don't understand why I like it but it is the best thing ever.

Fuck all of you buy it.

No fuck off....

I fucking bought that shit.

#31 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

Then do it!

#32 Posted by zaglis (909 posts) -
@Animasta said:

@ZagZagovich said:

@MiniPato said:

If you buy this game, I will murder your family and friends.

I second this notion. It's one of the worst games I've ever spent money on. It's fun for a quick laugh but playing it was painful.

fuck you this game is amazing

it is the 5th best game I played all year, in fact

Agreed. Fuck that ungrateful little shit. E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy is easily my  ''What the fuck'' game of the year. Only game that stands out from your generic Enemy Shooter 2011: Press X to win, the DLC edition.
#33 Posted by amomjc (977 posts) -

Judging from the Quick Look and what else i've seen of it on twitch.tv, it's not even worth my $3.

#34 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Three dollars? It's like I'm losing money by not buying it!*

*Not the first nor last time I'll use this phrase in reference to a Steam sale.

#35 Posted by Clinkz (1118 posts) -

Crap version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Sign me up! *Sarcasm self-test complete*

#36 Posted by Christoffer (1798 posts) -

I tried to buy this game but my credit card didn't work, so I said 'screw it', does that count?

#37 Posted by LaszloKovacs (1142 posts) -

Is it any less unplayably broken/obtuse than the last time I saw it? No?

... Well, it was nice knowing everybody, I guess.

#38 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

@CL60 said:

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

What's your Steam ID, I'll buy you it.

#39 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

@TheMustacheHero said:

@CL60 said:

I can't, I only have 2.14 in my paypal.

What's your Steam ID, I'll buy you it.

For reals?!!?

Hybrid737

#40 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11625 posts) -

@LaszloKovacs said:

Is it any less unplayably broken/obtuse than the last time I saw it? No?

... Well, it was nice knowing everybody, I guess.

I can confirm that the answer is still no. And that I still have no idea what is going on other than the part where I shoot dudes.

#41 Posted by Animasta (14673 posts) -

@Clinkz said:

Crap version of Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Sign me up! *Sarcasm self-test complete*

this game is better than deus ex and it is also cheaper

#42 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7077 posts) -

@Enigma777 said:

I'd rather stuff a mid-sized guitar up my asshole!

I'd pay $3 to watch that.

#43 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

#44 Posted by slyspider (1205 posts) -

i want to but im holding out for other games

:(

#45 Posted by supermike6 (3557 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU YOU FILTHY MAN.

#46 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4395 posts) -

@supermike6 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

I don't have the money : ( please don't hurt me!

I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU YOU FILTHY MAN.

...will you buy me a copy too?

Will anyone buy me a copy? (I just want to see if this works...)

#47 Posted by onimonkii (2434 posts) -

it's short but it's worth the $3, i already owned it from before the deal and i thought it was great. the co-op is really chaotic and broken with more than 2 people, i think it allows up to 16.

really i'm just glad the holiday achievement got me to reinstall it.

#48 Edited by ZagZagovich (758 posts) -

@zaglis:

But it is a generic press left mouse to win shooter. Even worse it's a mutli-player game that pretends to be an RPG even though it's just spawning dudes on a multi-player map. It's deceitful, badly made and has some of the most poorly translated incomprehensible text that I've seen since the pirated russian translations of PS2 games. Plus the fake warhammer 40k designs really wasted the cyberpunk aesthetic the game was going for. Pan-Dual nature of the puppet master my ass.

Edit: You know what? For 1.5$ that it costs here I'm willing to buy it for the first person who wants it. I don't have much funds on my cast right now but I can afford a copy.

#49 Posted by IkariNoTekken (990 posts) -

Don't worry I'm getting it. A long with Railworks 3 and AvP...not joking.

#50 Posted by President_Barackbar (3455 posts) -

@ZagZagovich said:

Edit: You know what? For 1.5$ that it costs here I'm willing to buy it for the first person who wants it. I don't have much funds on my cast right now but I can afford a copy.

I'm never one to turn down a free game and even I don't want it, that should speak to how little I think of this game.

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