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    Fable II

    Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Oct 21, 2008

    An action-oriented role-playing game set 500 years after the original Fable, this sequel starts players out in the role of a street urchin destined for greatness.

    100 things you have learned while playing Fable II

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    #1  Edited By daniel_beck_90


    1-you can always work even when Shops are closed and the lights are out

    2- you can earn 1000 golds by pouring a single glass of beer

    3- you can seduce a girl by farting

    4- there are lots of carriages around the but there is no single horse to be found

    5-  all of your wives die after divorcing you  

    6- Hammer is a tiny girl

    7-you can get taller even when you are old  

    8- pistols , rifles and crossbows have unlimited ammo  

    9- most of the people in sound and look exactly alike

    10- you can change the ’s Economy single-handedly  

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    #2  Edited By suneku

    11. STDs are A-OK

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    #3  Edited By Snail

    12- If you change the date of your Xbox on your dashboard you'll get the profits you would have gotten in that amount of time.

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    #4  Edited By stucket

    13.Hollowmen can walk around headless

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    #5  Edited By CharleyTony

    14 - closing your xbox 360 right after making one of the final 3 choices and getting the specific achievement will bring you back to a moment just before when you reboot and reload your game, making the other choices open for you (repeat 3 times to get all the achievements)

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    #6  Edited By Demilich

    Are we going to do one of these goddamn threads for every game?

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    #7  Edited By Snail
    Demilich said:
    "Are we going to do one of these goddamn threads for every game?"
    Perhaps.
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    #8  Edited By daniel_beck_90
    Demilich said:
    "Are we going to do one of these goddamn threads for every game?"
    only games that have some humorous or unusual contents  !!!
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    #9  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    16- you dig earth just to find a condom beneath , and then you use it to prevent disease   

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    #10  Edited By Dark_Shadow
    daniel_beck_90 said:
    "16- you dig earth just to find a condom beneath , and then you use it to prevent disease   "
    Hahah, its true! xD
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    17. You can't kill children, but everything else can die.

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    #12  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    18. Never get famous, you'll get annoying people following you around all day asking for your autograph.
    19. Pirate ships are psychic.
    20. You cannot die, you only get knocked over, to jump back up stronger than ever.

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    #13  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    21- Kiss my ass expression is the best of all

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    #14  Edited By alexl86

    22- No matter how many people you kill, you'll always be forgiven if you kill some more.

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    #15  Edited By Vinchenzo

    23. Pregnancy takes one night from conception to birth.

    24. You can be wealthier than a businessman just by chopping wood for an hour.

    25. You can rent out a house, then run in and disturb the residents whenever you wish.

    26. Furniture can be carried on long journeys.

    27. A world is a linear path on which we all follow to our imminent destinations.

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    #16  Edited By Bennyishere

    28. Dogs can live really long.

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    #17  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    29- your character always sound the same no matter he is a teen or middle age   !!!

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    #18  Edited By Bennyishere

    30. Gargoyles are really rude.

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    #19  Edited By Milkman

    31. The golden trail of light is always right.

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    #20  Edited By Bonesofwar

    32- Fable 1 is superior to Fable 2.

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    #21  Edited By Snail
    Bonesofwar said:
    "32- Fable 1 is superior to Fable 2."

    Leave.
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    #22  Edited By CoD4Life

    33- Theres a bandit or ninja hobbe around every corner and in every tree.

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    #23  Edited By Cogito

    34- If it exists there is..... oh wait wrong list

    here we go

    34- Eating healthy foods makes god like you better and therefore gives you a halo

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    #24  Edited By Prime20

    35. Orgies = achievements.

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    #25  Edited By Shadow

    36. If you raise two families in the same town but on opposite sides of a talking door, they will never find out about each otehr.

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    #26  Edited By CleverLoginName

    37. Drinking 5 beers is as evil as murder.

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    38. You can kill all the people you like, as long as you pay the fine.

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    #28  Edited By AspiringAndy

    39. Every action has a consequence.

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    #29  Edited By MonkeyInOhio

    40.  Your husband will stay married to you even ater you get a sex change.

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    #30  Edited By raidingkvatch

    41. Dogs are better than metal detectors

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    #31  Edited By Ryan_

    42. castles aren't as extravagant as they seem on the outside

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    #32  Edited By raidingkvatch

    43. The only part of a book you need to read is the blurb

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    #33  Edited By kush

    44. Abortions don't exist.

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    #34  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    45.people have nothing to do and as long as you entertain them, they stand still and admire you forever

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    #35  Edited By Kratos81
    Snail said:
    "Bonesofwar said:
    "32- Fable 1 is superior to Fable 2."

    Leave."
    Do you post on theses  forums just to be a douche bag?  You are always the first to be a dick. Are you such a loser in real life,that you have to act tough on video game forums to feel like a man?
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    #36  Edited By papercut

    46. you need to keep buying potions but your dog can conserve all it needs from one bottle

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    #37  Edited By kush

    47. There is only one dog in the entire world.

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    #38  Edited By tineyoghurt

    48. Lettuce makes you thinner.

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    #39  Edited By Psynapse

    49. Prostitutes are real, and after contracting STD's, you don't give it to your wife.

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    #40  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    50- if you ask the other NPCs  to follow you , they 'd do so restlessly  and stick with you forever

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    #41  Edited By Jayge_

    51. I can fuck EVERYBODY.

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    #42  Edited By 8th_pacifist
    AspiringAndy said:
    "39. Every action has a consequence."
    52. But none of those consequences actually matter.
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    #43  Edited By dprabon
    53. Friday night is poker night

    54. You can belly flop 500 feet and not feel a thing.

    55. Children never grow up

    56. Adults sprout out of the ground

    57. No matter how much wheel of fate you play, you can redress your sins by eating enough cucumbers
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    #44  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess

    58. If you evil enough you will grow Humongous horns and your skin will turn gray.

    59.People run away from you and beg you not to kill them if you are scary enough.

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    #45  Edited By SolidestChimp

    60. You can murder and steal what you want but if you get caught you better dance a lot and  then every1 will love you ;)

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    #46  Edited By Seraphim2150

    61. You can only kill people if you actively say you want to

    (edited as i didn't see the second page.)

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    #47  Edited By Azteck

    62. Your dog cannot die, but you still give it health potions to ease the pain in your heart from seeing it limp around.

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    #48  Edited By aceedkins
    @Cogito said:
    " 34- If it exists there is..... oh wait wrong listhere we go34- Eating healthy foods makes god like you better and therefore gives you a halo "
    Am I the only one who chuckled at this?
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    #49  Edited By Carlos1408

    63. You can summon the elements of the world through magic, and I'm surprised no one has said this yet

    64. You can slap someone to death

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    #50  Edited By FatalError

    65. Eating any meat makes you a corrupt person.

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