6.51 Scepticism is not irrefutable, but palpably senseless, if it would doubt where a question cannot be asked. For doubt can only exist where there is a question; a question only where there is an answer, and this only where something can be said.

67. When a hobbe falls on a hill the wrong way gravity no longer exists.

68. Innkeepers don't care WHO pays for a bed, as long as someone is sleeping in it.

69. Parasites: a trolls only weakness.

70. A season can last over 300 days.

71. Rent is payed in 5 minute increments.

72. A shiney suit of armour yildes the same amount of protection as knickers.

Can't believe this hasn't been said, but: 
 
73. Killing things leaves behind shiny orbs of light

" Snail said:

"Bonesofwar said:

"32- Fable 1 is superior to Fable 2."

Leave."

Do you post on theses  forums just to be a douche bag?  You are always the first to be a dick. Are you such a loser in real life,that you have to act tough on video game forums to feel like a man? "

74. Your family disappears when you change sex.

75. Most grown men in Albion need a book to teach them how to lure women to bed.

76. The 50 silver key chest is awaste of time. Like you just paid 100,000 grand for the castle! And you no wait i dont spoil things.

77. The long forgotten cove of eternity is just down the road and take a left from where you live.

78. If you do something bad, just tell the police you are going to do community service. When they arrest you for not doing your community service, just tell them you will do more community service. 
 
79. Fable 2 is...no wait i'll finish this comment after i get 5 star woodcutting

80. Being a hero is totally determined by your bloodline

81. Having two wives for the same name increases the chance of you not saying the wrong name while having sex with one of them.