How do you have sex.

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#2 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -
You put on your robe and wizard hat.
#3 Posted by Subway (971 posts) -

http://www.sexetc.org/

#4 Posted by chililili (1328 posts) -

*sigh* I do not know whether to walk away from this thread or add it to favorites.

#5 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

Anyway, there is a book in the bookstore that teaches you the expression for sexual enticing, I think. You also get a "seduce" emoticon from a ghost in a certain quest. One of those should work (I did both and it worked for me).

#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

You don't, everyone around you does while you get drunk and bitter.

#7 Posted by Jeffsekai (7025 posts) -
Jayge said:
"
You put on your robe and wizard hat.
"
You sir, win something.
#8 Posted by shadows_kill (3165 posts) -

try talking to her maybe she will like you more and then...

#9 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

This is the best thread title in the history of the internet.

#10 Posted by shadows_kill (3165 posts) -
Arkthemaniac said:
"This is the best thread title in the history of the internet."
i already took a pic of it on my cell and sent it to a friend

sry tc :P
#11 Edited by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -
Tarsier said:
"The instruction manual says to get your wife to follow you to a bed, and then you press A on the bed. When I press A on the bed with my wife following me it only asks me how long I want to sleep for. Very frustrating."
This may be a game breaker for me.
#12 Posted by roofy (1005 posts) -
kmdrkul said:
"Tarsier said:
"The instruction manual says to get your wife to follow you to a bed, and then you press A on the bed. When I press A on the bed with my wife following me it only asks me how long I want to sleep for. Very frustrating."
This may be a game breaker for me."
lmao some things you will only hear on the internet
#13 Edited by Shawn (3825 posts) -

Step 1: Eject disc tray (no pun intended)
Step 2: Insert Mass Effect
Step 3: Talk to Liara
Step 4: Fap

It's the only sex worth calling sex

#14 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

Make sure the controller is on vibrate or it totally won't work.

And make sure you have a staff equipped.

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