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    Fable II

    Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Oct 21, 2008

    An action-oriented role-playing game set 500 years after the original Fable, this sequel starts players out in the role of a street urchin destined for greatness.

    Marriage question-

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    #1  Edited By BoG

    Ok, I must know: Can you change your spouse's clothing? All the ladies in this game wear the same thing, ugly dresses. If I can't change that, then I'll at least marry one whose dress I can tolerate.

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    #2  Edited By Vecta

    Not that I know off, you could always find yourself a  whore, they dont wear those huge dresses.

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    #3  Edited By Coltonio7

    ...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's.

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    #4  Edited By AimingWandersly
    Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?
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    #5  Edited By OmegaPirate
    AimingWandersly said:
    "Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
    Damn i wondered where i left that!!!!
    (:P)
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    #6  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    AimingWandersly said:
    "Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
    yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
    preferable with you back hand 
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    #7  Edited By Coltonio7

    On Topic: No, I'm pretty sure you can't change your wife's clothes =(

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    #8  Edited By Gunner
    ZombieHunter said:
    "AimingWandersly said:
    "Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
    yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
    preferable with you back hand 
    "
    wouldn't that make him a pimp though?
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    #9  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    Gunner said:
    "ZombieHunter said:
    "AimingWandersly said:
    "Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
    yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
    preferable with you back hand 
    "
    wouldn't that make him a pimp though?"
    It depends if hes getting money out of it :P 
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    #10  Edited By AimingWandersly
    ZombieHunter said:
    "Gunner said:
    "ZombieHunter said:
    "AimingWandersly said:
    "Coltonio7 said:
    "...whores are good.

    EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
    condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
    yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
    preferable with you back hand 
    "
    wouldn't that make him a pimp though?"
    It depends if hes getting money out of it :P "
    ahhh well, i was cheating on her anyways. that and i have two other wives, all three are in bowerstone! in yo face!
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    #11  Edited By Absurd
    AimingWandersly said:
    condoms are for pussies.
    Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies.
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    #12  Edited By Cube

    Where is a good region with cheap houses

    I have my bitch and my 9 year old daughter in the Gypsy camps.

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    #13  Edited By Milkman
    Absurd said:
    "AimingWandersly said:
    condoms are for pussies.
    Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies."
    LMAO! If this site allowed you to have signatures, then this would be mine.
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    #14  Edited By pause422
    Absurd said:
    "AimingWandersly said:
    condoms are for pussies.
    Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies."
    Such an obvious observation from that first statement, but damn I'm glad you pointed it out..that was great lol
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    #15  Edited By Shawn

    So I heard Fable II is pretty good.

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    #16  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    My mom told me that whores keep mushrooms under their pants and that makes me scared.

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    #17  Edited By JohnDudebro

    I bought my wife the "tart" outfit and gave it to her, expecting she would put it on. No such luck.

    Is it wrong to want my wife to dress like a whore?
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    #18  Edited By Giantkitty

    >Ok, I must know: Can you change your spouse's clothing? All the ladies in this game wear the same thing, ugly dresses. If I can't >change that, then I'll at least marry one whose dress I can tolerate.

    I can imagine the conversation:
     "Honey I do love you, but all you do is wear that ugly dress, I don't want to be seeing that when I come home from murdering the townspeople"
    "I can't help it, I was programmed that way!" (runs off in tears)
    Ad in newspaper: SWM seeking female : only requirement is a non-ugly dress.

    >condoms are for pussies.
    well, duh - unless you're talking about man on man action

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    #19  Edited By BoG

    Well Giantkitty, it would be funny if she didn't have anything to say about what I wear sometimes. In the beginning, I was dressed in ranger gear, and she told me to change.

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    #20  Edited By oedipus

    Is it gay if you marry another dude in the game?

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    #21  Edited By clubsandwich

    wait you can marry and have babies in this game!? :0

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    #22  Edited By pause422

    well yes, but thats why gay marriages are completely allowed.

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    #23  Edited By Snail
    Oedipus said:
    "Is it gay if you marry another dude in the game?"
    What is it with you and homosexuality?
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    #24  Edited By oedipus

    You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you.

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    #25  Edited By Snail
    Oedipus said:
    "You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you."

    Answering a sarcastic remark with a stupid remark only proves you stupid.
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    #26  Edited By AimingWandersly
    Snail said:
    "Oedipus said:
    "You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you."

    Answering a sarcastic remark with a stupid remark only proves you stupid."
    i'm sorry, but am i the only one who finds it funny because the dude's name is oedipus? i can't think that's an accident that he asked that question. frickin funny.

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