Marriage question-

#1 Posted by BoG (5187 posts) -

Ok, I must know: Can you change your spouse's clothing? All the ladies in this game wear the same thing, ugly dresses. If I can't change that, then I'll at least marry one whose dress I can tolerate.

#2 Edited by Vecta (167 posts) -

Not that I know off, you could always find yourself a  whore, they dont wear those huge dresses.

#3 Edited by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's.

#4 Posted by AimingWandersly (179 posts) -
Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?
#5 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -
AimingWandersly said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
Damn i wondered where i left that!!!!
(:P)
#6 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
AimingWandersly said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
preferable with you back hand 
#7 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

On Topic: No, I'm pretty sure you can't change your wife's clothes =(

#8 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -
ZombieHunter said:
"AimingWandersly said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
preferable with you back hand 
"
wouldn't that make him a pimp though?
#9 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
Gunner said:
"ZombieHunter said:
"AimingWandersly said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
preferable with you back hand 
"
wouldn't that make him a pimp though?"
It depends if hes getting money out of it :P 
#10 Posted by AimingWandersly (179 posts) -
ZombieHunter said:
"Gunner said:
"ZombieHunter said:
"AimingWandersly said:
"Coltonio7 said:
"...whores are good.

EDIT: But wear a condom because they probably have hella STD's."
condoms are for pussies. that's how i got kids. by the by, should i think my wife is cheating on me if i FIND a condom in the bookcase of our house?"
yes and you need to teach that whore what for :P 
preferable with you back hand 
"
wouldn't that make him a pimp though?"
It depends if hes getting money out of it :P "
ahhh well, i was cheating on her anyways. that and i have two other wives, all three are in bowerstone! in yo face!
#11 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -
AimingWandersly said:
condoms are for pussies.
Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies.
#12 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

Where is a good region with cheap houses

I have my bitch and my 9 year old daughter in the Gypsy camps.

#13 Posted by Milkman (16681 posts) -
Absurd said:
"AimingWandersly said:
condoms are for pussies.
Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies."
LMAO! If this site allowed you to have signatures, then this would be mine.
#14 Edited by pause422 (6179 posts) -
Absurd said:
"AimingWandersly said:
condoms are for pussies.
Why, Yes my friend, Condoms ARE for pussies."
Such an obvious observation from that first statement, but damn I'm glad you pointed it out..that was great lol
#15 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -

So I heard Fable II is pretty good.

#16 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

My mom told me that whores keep mushrooms under their pants and that makes me scared.

#17 Posted by JohnDudebro (924 posts) -

I bought my wife the "tart" outfit and gave it to her, expecting she would put it on. No such luck.

Is it wrong to want my wife to dress like a whore?
#18 Posted by Giantkitty (808 posts) -

>Ok, I must know: Can you change your spouse's clothing? All the ladies in this game wear the same thing, ugly dresses. If I can't >change that, then I'll at least marry one whose dress I can tolerate.

I can imagine the conversation:
 "Honey I do love you, but all you do is wear that ugly dress, I don't want to be seeing that when I come home from murdering the townspeople"
"I can't help it, I was programmed that way!" (runs off in tears)
Ad in newspaper: SWM seeking female : only requirement is a non-ugly dress.

>condoms are for pussies.
well, duh - unless you're talking about man on man action

#19 Posted by BoG (5187 posts) -

Well Giantkitty, it would be funny if she didn't have anything to say about what I wear sometimes. In the beginning, I was dressed in ranger gear, and she told me to change.

#20 Posted by Oedipus (72 posts) -

Is it gay if you marry another dude in the game?

#21 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

wait you can marry and have babies in this game!? :0

#22 Posted by pause422 (6179 posts) -

well yes, but thats why gay marriages are completely allowed.

#23 Posted by Snail (8595 posts) -
Oedipus said:
"Is it gay if you marry another dude in the game?"
What is it with you and homosexuality?
#24 Posted by Oedipus (72 posts) -

You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you.

#25 Posted by Snail (8595 posts) -
Oedipus said:
"You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you."

Answering a sarcastic remark with a stupid remark only proves you stupid.
#26 Posted by AimingWandersly (179 posts) -
Snail said:
"Oedipus said:
"You'll understand when you're older. The great questions of the universe will then make sense to you."

Answering a sarcastic remark with a stupid remark only proves you stupid."
i'm sorry, but am i the only one who finds it funny because the dude's name is oedipus? i can't think that's an accident that he asked that question. frickin funny.

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