No achievement for getting laid?

#1 Posted by Muze (183 posts) -

My impression was that getting laid was life's greatest achievement, and yet it's not an achievement in Fable II. WHAT GIVES?!





(Yes, I'm joking)

#2 Posted by Willy105 (4690 posts) -

It's not something that's supposed to be hard to do.

In fact, it's something you should avoid before getting married.

#3 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -

No, being in a threesome is life's greatest achievement. Which, coincidentally, there IS an achievement for in Fable 2.

#4 Posted by Gary_Jinfield (84 posts) -

Aren't there also achievements for orgies?

Fable 2 expects you to set your goals a bit higher if you hope to achieve achievements.:P

#5 Posted by macandcheese (223 posts) -

Yeah no achievement for getting laid but ironically one of things guys try to avoid is an achievement. Having a baby... maybe they mixed the two up.

#6 Posted by MattyFTM (14386 posts) -
macandcheese said:
"Yeah no achievement for getting laid but ironically one of things guys try to avoid is an achievement. Having a baby... maybe they mixed the two up."
Well, the two are very closely linked, so I could understand the confusion.
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#7 Posted by PitifullPete (145 posts) -

I think lives greatest achievement is killing all 100 doves in GTAIV. Getting laid, lol.

#8 Posted by Muze (183 posts) -
PitifullPete said:
"I think lives greatest achievement is killing all 100 doves in GTAIV. Getting laid, lol."
Nah, I doubt that.
Guy: Hey, bro! I just killed a 100 doves!
Other Guy: Uhhh....cool?

Guy: Hey, bro! I totally just hooked up with this hot chick!
Other Guy: SWEET DUDE!
#9 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -
PitifullPete said:
"I think lives greatest achievement is killing all 100 doves in GTAIV. Getting laid, lol."
Where are these doves?
#10 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

This entire thread could easily be replaced with frat boys going ''EYOO!' and giving each other high fives.

#11 Posted by PitifullPete (145 posts) -

Aren't pigeons and doves the same thing?

In other news, Muze didn't get it.
#12 Edited by diz (918 posts) -

Doves are not pigeons.

The achievements for getting laid are STDs and children, in both Fable 2 and in reality.

And its 200 flying rats in GTA4.

Aside from that, this thread's OK; carry on...
#13 Posted by Lifestrike (482 posts) -

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