100+ Things You Have Learned Playing Fallout: New Vegas

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#1 Posted by Tearhead (2428 posts) -

1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw 
 
P.S I have 1000 posts!

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#2 Edited by Interfect (1002 posts) -

2) The Kings are based off someone they know nothing about.

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#3 Edited by Tennmuerti (9024 posts) -
@Tearhead said:

" 1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw  "

3) I am going to replay Fallout 2, so that I can have a talking Deathclaw as a companion.
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#4 Posted by Skytylz (4126 posts) -

4. Sending ghouls to space is a ton of fun.

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#5 Posted by Cwaff (1317 posts) -

5) Hardcore from the start on the very first playthrough is not recommended for a reason.

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#6 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -

6) confirmed bachelor means gay 
(oddly enough i really didn't know that when i took the perk but it explains a lot about my uncle Rodger)

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#7 Edited by Superharman (94 posts) -

7) The Great Khans are idiots.

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#8 Posted by ExportA (25 posts) -

8) The developer console is your only friend in the wasteland.

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#9 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -

9. Nuclear bombs destroyed all ladders in Las Vegas and the Mojave area. 

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#10 Edited by ExportA (25 posts) -
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@odintal: 
There is at least on functional ladder in NV. It leads to to the roof of the Hoover Dam visitors center.
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#11 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -
@ExportA: that one only survived because it was made of twinkies and cockroaches. 
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#12 Posted by Seedofpower (4052 posts) -

12) Getting lost in the dam is easy.

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#13 Posted by bwmcmaste (919 posts) -

13) People are an important part of this balanced breakfast.

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#14 Posted by FritzDude (2316 posts) -

14) You will find more bugs than actually bugs in the wasteland.

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#15 Posted by Dustpan (1781 posts) -

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#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -
@JustTheDoctor: 
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15) Don't trust people sending you into gecko infested valleys to save their girlfriend.
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#17 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

16) How to lose friends and alienate people: help out Cass.

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#18 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

17) Never assume that you will be ready to take on Deathclaws ... even if you are lvl 20

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#19 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

18) When Lily or the dog decide to randomly kill everyone in town, people will inexplicably forget that you're companions with them so just sit back and watch.

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#20 Posted by solidwolf52 (365 posts) -

18) sleeping heals crippled limbs

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#21 Posted by CoheedFavorHouse (753 posts) -

19.) all it takes to take over new vegas (and the surround areas) is open a door and shoot an old guy

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#22 Edited by Galiant (2234 posts) -

20) Stealing without getting caught is easy when moving owned items to a more secluded location is not considered a crime 
 
21) The biggest console is not always the most important console 
 
22) Fantastic is not so fantastic

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#23 Edited by TheSeductiveMoose (3629 posts) -

23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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#24 Posted by Vandal (106 posts) -

 24. Crazy ranting hobos occasionally speak the truth.    

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#25 Posted by Vandal (106 posts) -

 25. Wind Brahmin are grossly overpriced    

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#26 Edited by ch13696 (4760 posts) -

26) Walking across the entire game while over cumbered is not something to be proud of.

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#27 Posted by ch13696 (4760 posts) -

27) Don't drink the toilet water

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#28 Posted by Tearhead (2428 posts) -

28) Fisto has been programmed for my pleasure.

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#29 Posted by jorbear (2570 posts) -

29) Beware of the battle cattle. 

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#30 Posted by CenturionCajun (1573 posts) -

30) If you're lucky enough you can perform successful brain surgery.

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#31 Edited by rjayb89 (7810 posts) -

31) Surgery might cost you an arm and a leg.  Literally, bro.

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#32 Posted by ThatFrood (3468 posts) -
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@TheSeductiveMoose said:
" 23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter "
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#33 Posted by Mrnitropb (2131 posts) -

#33 Casino pit bosses are psychic and good runners. 
#34 Marvin gaye was wrong - there are lots of mountains, valleys, rivers and invisible walls to keep you away from where ever. .

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#34 Posted by Turambar (7962 posts) -

#35 Being sacrificed by a Vault might not be as fun as driving a race car, but it's just as important.

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#35 Edited by Verit (111 posts) -

#36 Spiked knuckles to the chest are deadlier than 9mm in the face.

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#36 Posted by nohthink (1369 posts) -

#37 
Stealth Boy doesn't mean a shit to Boomers' Artillery 

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#37 Posted by nohthink (1369 posts) -

#38 
Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly

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#38 Edited by jim_dandy (885 posts) -

39) Felicia Day knows that you're only using her as a pack mule.

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#39 Posted by Aronman789 (2737 posts) -
@nohthink said:
" #38 Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly "
"Kaisar" as the legion call him is the roman way of saying it
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#40 Posted by CenturionCajun (1573 posts) -

Yes, in proper Latin Cs are pronounced like a hard K.
 
40) Nightkin seem to have an affinity for women's clothing and names.

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#41 Posted by selbie (2360 posts) -

41) Benny is a dick
42) C-4 is the best way to make people disappear.
43) Cazadores will gang-rape you.
44) Deathclaws are best viewed through a sniper scope.
45) Vaults produce homicidal behaviour.
46) Attaching a live human brain will make anything intelligent..including dogs.
47) In New Vegas, everyone requires telescopic vision to communicate.

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#42 Posted by Dustpan (1781 posts) -

42) Children are invincible.

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#43 Posted by Mrnitropb (2131 posts) -

#43 sometimes that hardest targets in the world to hit, are the ons inches in front of you. 

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#44 Posted by FirePrince (1791 posts) -

44)The Anti-Materiel rifle that blows your head while in a tank,5 kilometres away,can barely scratch Legate Lanius.

45)Always count on TNT.

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#45 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

46.  Matthew Perry is good at aiming head shots.

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#46 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2730 posts) -

47. Having sex with Benny causes him to fall from the ceiling.
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#47 Posted by NuclearKnight (37 posts) -

 #48 Naming/gold plating a weapon makes it magically unable to accept weapon mods

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#48 Edited by metalsnakezero (2768 posts) -

49: Cazadores are just as bad as Deathclaws.
50: Even a female Brotherhood Scribe, who loves to punch stuff, wants to wear a dress.
51: In the fallout universe, they found a way to use sunlight as a laser weapon.
52: Even in New Vegas, Radscorpions are still a pain in the ass.
53: Even Ghouls believe in Scientology.

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#49 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

54. Important story elements are best resumed with still images.

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#50 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

55. Deathclaws can't see you when you stand on rocks.

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