100+ Things You Have Learned Playing Fallout: New Vegas

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#1 Posted by Tearhead (2161 posts) -

1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw 
 
P.S I have 1000 posts!

#2 Edited by Interfect (979 posts) -

2) The Kings are based off someone they know nothing about.

#3 Edited by Tennmuerti (8073 posts) -
@Tearhead said:

" 1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw  "

3) I am going to replay Fallout 2, so that I can have a talking Deathclaw as a companion.
#4 Posted by Skytylz (4031 posts) -

4. Sending ghouls to space is a ton of fun.

#5 Posted by Cwaff (1260 posts) -

5) Hardcore from the start on the very first playthrough is not recommended for a reason.

#6 Posted by odintal (1095 posts) -

6) confirmed bachelor means gay 
(oddly enough i really didn't know that when i took the perk but it explains a lot about my uncle Rodger)

#7 Edited by Superharman (61 posts) -

7) The Great Khans are idiots.

#8 Posted by ExportA (24 posts) -

8) The developer console is your only friend in the wasteland.

#9 Posted by odintal (1095 posts) -

9. Nuclear bombs destroyed all ladders in Las Vegas and the Mojave area. 

#10 Edited by ExportA (24 posts) -
@odintal: 
There is at least on functional ladder in NV. It leads to to the roof of the Hoover Dam visitors center.
#11 Posted by odintal (1095 posts) -
@ExportA: that one only survived because it was made of twinkies and cockroaches. 
#12 Posted by Seedofpower (3928 posts) -

12) Getting lost in the dam is easy.

#13 Posted by bwmcmaste (838 posts) -

13) People are an important part of this balanced breakfast.

#14 Posted by FritzDude (2262 posts) -

14) You will find more bugs than actually bugs in the wasteland.

#15 Posted by Dustpan (1694 posts) -

#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@JustTheDoctor: 

15) Don't trust people sending you into gecko infested valleys to save their girlfriend.
#17 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

16) How to lose friends and alienate people: help out Cass.

#18 Posted by Aetheldod (3552 posts) -

17) Never assume that you will be ready to take on Deathclaws ... even if you are lvl 20

#19 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

18) When Lily or the dog decide to randomly kill everyone in town, people will inexplicably forget that you're companions with them so just sit back and watch.

#20 Posted by solidwolf52 (300 posts) -

18) sleeping heals crippled limbs

#21 Posted by CoheedFavorHouse (670 posts) -

19.) all it takes to take over new vegas (and the surround areas) is open a door and shoot an old guy

#22 Edited by Galiant (2193 posts) -

20) Stealing without getting caught is easy when moving owned items to a more secluded location is not considered a crime 
 
21) The biggest console is not always the most important console 
 
22) Fantastic is not so fantastic

#23 Edited by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -

23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

#24 Posted by Vandal (96 posts) -

 24. Crazy ranting hobos occasionally speak the truth.    

#25 Posted by Vandal (96 posts) -

 25. Wind Brahmin are grossly overpriced    

#26 Edited by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

26) Walking across the entire game while over cumbered is not something to be proud of.

#27 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

27) Don't drink the toilet water

#28 Posted by Tearhead (2161 posts) -

28) Fisto has been programmed for my pleasure.

#29 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -

29) Beware of the battle cattle. 

#30 Posted by CenturionCajun (1461 posts) -

30) If you're lucky enough you can perform successful brain surgery.

#31 Edited by rjayb89 (7720 posts) -

31) Surgery might cost you an arm and a leg.  Literally, bro.

#32 Posted by ThatFrood (3375 posts) -
#32
@TheSeductiveMoose said:
" 23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter "
#33 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

#33 Casino pit bosses are psychic and good runners. 
#34 Marvin gaye was wrong - there are lots of mountains, valleys, rivers and invisible walls to keep you away from where ever. .

#34 Posted by Turambar (6738 posts) -

#35 Being sacrificed by a Vault might not be as fun as driving a race car, but it's just as important.

#35 Edited by Verit (105 posts) -

#36 Spiked knuckles to the chest are deadlier than 9mm in the face.

#36 Posted by nohthink (1223 posts) -

#37 
Stealth Boy doesn't mean a shit to Boomers' Artillery 

#37 Posted by nohthink (1223 posts) -

#38 
Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly

#38 Edited by jim_dandy (891 posts) -

39) Felicia Day knows that you're only using her as a pack mule.

#39 Posted by Aronman789 (2676 posts) -
@nohthink said:
" #38 Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly "
"Kaisar" as the legion call him is the roman way of saying it
#40 Posted by CenturionCajun (1461 posts) -

Yes, in proper Latin Cs are pronounced like a hard K.
 
40) Nightkin seem to have an affinity for women's clothing and names.

#41 Posted by selbie (1884 posts) -

41) Benny is a dick
42) C-4 is the best way to make people disappear.
43) Cazadores will gang-rape you.
44) Deathclaws are best viewed through a sniper scope.
45) Vaults produce homicidal behaviour.
46) Attaching a live human brain will make anything intelligent..including dogs.
47) In New Vegas, everyone requires telescopic vision to communicate.

#42 Posted by Dustpan (1694 posts) -

42) Children are invincible.

#43 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

#43 sometimes that hardest targets in the world to hit, are the ons inches in front of you. 

#44 Posted by FirePrince (1763 posts) -

44)The Anti-Materiel rifle that blows your head while in a tank,5 kilometres away,can barely scratch Legate Lanius.

45)Always count on TNT.

#45 Posted by Hailinel (24405 posts) -

46.  Matthew Perry is good at aiming head shots.

#46 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2712 posts) -

47. Having sex with Benny causes him to fall from the ceiling.
#47 Posted by NuclearKnight (34 posts) -

 #48 Naming/gold plating a weapon makes it magically unable to accept weapon mods

#48 Edited by metalsnakezero (2290 posts) -

49: Cazadores are just as bad as Deathclaws.
50: Even a female Brotherhood Scribe, who loves to punch stuff, wants to wear a dress.
51: In the fallout universe, they found a way to use sunlight as a laser weapon.
52: Even in New Vegas, Radscorpions are still a pain in the ass.
53: Even Ghouls believe in Scientology.

#49 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

54. Important story elements are best resumed with still images.

#50 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

55. Deathclaws can't see you when you stand on rocks.

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