1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw 
 
P.S I have 1000 posts!

2) The Kings are based off someone they know nothing about.

" 1) Having 100 speech don't mean shit against a deathclaw  "

4. Sending ghouls to space is a ton of fun.

5) Hardcore from the start on the very first playthrough is not recommended for a reason.

6) confirmed bachelor means gay 
(oddly enough i really didn't know that when i took the perk but it explains a lot about my uncle Rodger)

7) The Great Khans are idiots.

8) The developer console is your only friend in the wasteland.

9. Nuclear bombs destroyed all ladders in Las Vegas and the Mojave area. 

12) Getting lost in the dam is easy.

13) People are an important part of this balanced breakfast.

14) You will find more bugs than actually bugs in the wasteland.

16) How to lose friends and alienate people: help out Cass.

17) Never assume that you will be ready to take on Deathclaws ... even if you are lvl 20

18) When Lily or the dog decide to randomly kill everyone in town, people will inexplicably forget that you're companions with them so just sit back and watch.

18) sleeping heals crippled limbs

19.) all it takes to take over new vegas (and the surround areas) is open a door and shoot an old guy

20) Stealing without getting caught is easy when moving owned items to a more secluded location is not considered a crime 
 
21) The biggest console is not always the most important console 
 
22) Fantastic is not so fantastic

23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

 24. Crazy ranting hobos occasionally speak the truth.    

 25. Wind Brahmin are grossly overpriced    

26) Walking across the entire game while over cumbered is not something to be proud of.

27) Don't drink the toilet water

28) Fisto has been programmed for my pleasure.

29) Beware of the battle cattle. 

30) If you're lucky enough you can perform successful brain surgery.

31) Surgery might cost you an arm and a leg.  Literally, bro.

" 23. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter "

#33 Casino pit bosses are psychic and good runners. 
#34 Marvin gaye was wrong - there are lots of mountains, valleys, rivers and invisible walls to keep you away from where ever. .

#35 Being sacrificed by a Vault might not be as fun as driving a race car, but it's just as important.

#36 Spiked knuckles to the chest are deadlier than 9mm in the face.

#37 
Stealth Boy doesn't mean a shit to Boomers' Artillery 

#38 
Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly

39) Felicia Day knows that you're only using her as a pack mule.

" #38 Nobody knows how to say "Caesar" correctly "

Yes, in proper Latin Cs are pronounced like a hard K.
 
40) Nightkin seem to have an affinity for women's clothing and names.

41) Benny is a dick
42) C-4 is the best way to make people disappear.
43) Cazadores will gang-rape you.
44) Deathclaws are best viewed through a sniper scope.
45) Vaults produce homicidal behaviour.
46) Attaching a live human brain will make anything intelligent..including dogs.
47) In New Vegas, everyone requires telescopic vision to communicate.

42) Children are invincible.

#43 sometimes that hardest targets in the world to hit, are the ons inches in front of you. 

44)The Anti-Materiel rifle that blows your head while in a tank,5 kilometres away,can barely scratch Legate Lanius.

45)Always count on TNT.

46.  Matthew Perry is good at aiming head shots.

 #48 Naming/gold plating a weapon makes it magically unable to accept weapon mods

49: Cazadores are just as bad as Deathclaws.
50: Even a female Brotherhood Scribe, who loves to punch stuff, wants to wear a dress.
51: In the fallout universe, they found a way to use sunlight as a laser weapon.
52: Even in New Vegas, Radscorpions are still a pain in the ass.
53: Even Ghouls believe in Scientology.

54. Important story elements are best resumed with still images.

55. Deathclaws can't see you when you stand on rocks.