the sharks in this game are THICK

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#1 Posted by floofmania (53 posts) -

they're not even really that big, I'd estimate about 6-8 feet long.

but man they are girthy as hell.

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#2 Posted by Sanity (2167 posts) -

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

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#3 Posted by Ghost_Cat (2086 posts) -

Mmmmm, all that meat for delicious shark-fin soup.

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#4 Posted by Sackmanjones (5589 posts) -

If its possible to make an entire topic on shark girth, it'll happen on Giantbomb.com, a video game website.

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#5 Posted by Justin258 (14974 posts) -

So they're like... chode sharks?

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#6 Posted by psylah (2317 posts) -

They have nice asses and thighs?

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#7 Posted by RenMcKormack (1089 posts) -

thicker than a Snickers?

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#8 Posted by Blastroid (289 posts) -

There is a pill for that

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#9 Posted by Demoskinos (17401 posts) -

Its all about the girth baby.

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#10 Posted by Grilledcheez (4069 posts) -

MMM DEM THIGHS

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#11 Posted by colourful_hippie (5781 posts) -

@believer258 said:

So they're like... chode sharks?

@Demoskinos said:

Its all about the girth baby.

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#12 Posted by mordukai (8514 posts) -

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

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#13 Posted by colourful_hippie (5781 posts) -

@mordukai said:

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

Mmm, yeah they are.

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#14 Posted by Xeirus (1706 posts) -

It's not the length or the girth, it's all about the motion in the ocean

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#15 Posted by TheHBK (5670 posts) -

Thick is just how fat girls describe themselves to try to make it seem like they are special.

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#16 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

@Grilledcheez said:

MMM DEM THIGHS

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#17 Posted by Gladiator_Games (542 posts) -

Good thing theyre not Hammer Heads...;)

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#18 Posted by Firepaw (3094 posts) -

Thick sharks, eh.

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#19 Posted by Jimbo (10472 posts) -

@mordukai said:

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

That's Bull Shark and you know it.

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#20 Posted by Fallen189 (5453 posts) -

What have you done

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#21 Posted by MeAuntieNora (1163 posts) -

Yeah, they strike a pretty damn imposing profile when you see them off in the distance, or when one seems to spawn right on top of you after a dive in a clear area and you're suffocating already.

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