the sharks in this game are THICK

#1 Posted by floofmania (51 posts) -

they're not even really that big, I'd estimate about 6-8 feet long.

but man they are girthy as hell.

#2 Posted by Sanity (1890 posts) -

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

#3 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1379 posts) -

Mmmmm, all that meat for delicious shark-fin soup.

#4 Posted by Sackmanjones (4650 posts) -

If its possible to make an entire topic on shark girth, it'll happen on Giantbomb.com, a video game website.

#5 Posted by believer258 (11566 posts) -

So they're like... chode sharks?

#6 Posted by psylah (2161 posts) -

They have nice asses and thighs?

#7 Posted by RenMcKormack (1071 posts) -

thicker than a Snickers?

#8 Posted by Blastroid (257 posts) -

There is a pill for that

#9 Posted by Demoskinos (14523 posts) -

Its all about the girth baby.

#10 Posted by Grilledcheez (3942 posts) -

MMM DEM THIGHS

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#11 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4328 posts) -

@believer258 said:

So they're like... chode sharks?

@Demoskinos said:

Its all about the girth baby.

#12 Posted by mordukai (7129 posts) -

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

#13 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4328 posts) -

@mordukai said:

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

Mmm, yeah they are.

#14 Posted by Xeirus (1292 posts) -

It's not the length or the girth, it's all about the motion in the ocean

#15 Posted by TheHBK (5458 posts) -

Thick is just how fat girls describe themselves to try to make it seem like they are special.

#16 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4577 posts) -

@Grilledcheez said:

MMM DEM THIGHS

google images never disappoints

#17 Posted by Gladiator_Games (443 posts) -

Good thing theyre not Hammer Heads...;)

#18 Posted by Village_Guy (2484 posts) -

Thick sharks, eh.

#19 Posted by Jimbo (9769 posts) -

@mordukai said:

@dudy80 said:

Thats cus there all bull sharks.

Correct. Bull Sharks are heavier and thicker then most warm water sharks.

That's Bull Shark and you know it.

#20 Posted by Fallen189 (4931 posts) -

What have you done

#21 Posted by MeAuntieNora (449 posts) -

Yeah, they strike a pretty damn imposing profile when you see them off in the distance, or when one seems to spawn right on top of you after a dive in a clear area and you're suffocating already.

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