In Liberty City, nobody's perfect. Indeed, it's the deeply flawed, self-aware nature of Niko Bellic that makes him such a compellingly tragic figure. For Niko's juiced-up lunatic buddy Brucie Kibbutz, though, it's his apparent obliviousness to his own shortcomings that makes him so awesome, and a guy we most definitely would like to party with.

Even if Brucie didn't have ready access to helicopters, fast cars, hot, perpetually pissed-off broads, and the classiest auto garage in Broker, his steroid-fueled enthusiasm could shake us out of the dourest of genocide-induced moods. Whenever we couldn't come up with anything to do on a Friday night, we'd just call up Brucie, knowing that we'd end up competing in some sketchy-ass illegal street race, lifting weights, injecting ourselves full of bull shark testosterone, and generally keeping it dangerously alpha.

John Vignocchi is a game designer/producer most known for his work on the NBA Ballers franchise.

This dude's crazy. Partying with this guy would lead to one of those seat-of-your-pants nights where you're never sure if you're going to meet a bunch a sexy ladies, punch walls until you're sure that there aren't any demons hiding inside them, or both.

This guy rolls around in an armored vehicle, complete with a monkey and a working soda machine. Nothing pulls chicks quite like a monkey and a working soda machine.

Haggard, Sweetwater, and the Sarge hate authority and love monster trucks, long walks through foreign countries, and stealing truckloads of gold.

These Left 4 Dead survivors always know where the pills are kept.