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Conker's Bad Fur Day

In Conker's Bad Fur Day Conker must confront the Great Mighty Poo during a boss fight. This awful creature is made 100 percent out of poo and enjoys singing. His song goes like this:

First verse:

Great Mighty Poo:

Ahem-hem. Mi mi mi mi miiiii …

I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I'm going to throw my shit at you.

A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.

How about some scat, you little twat?

Second verse:

Great Mighty Poo:

Do you really think you'll survive in here?

You don't seem to know which creek you're in.

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.

How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

(Have some more caviar!)

Third verse:

Great Mighty Poo:

Now I'm really getting rather mad.

You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag-nut.

When I knock you out with all my bab,

I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Conker: Your butt?

Great Mighty Poo: My butt!

Conker: Your butt?!

Great Mighty Poo: That's right, my butt!

Conker: Err …!

Great Mighty Poo: My butt!

Conker: Agh!

Great Mighty Poo: My Buuuuuuuuutt!

Final quote:

Great Mighty Poo:

Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess! Ah! I'm going! Oh! Ahh! No! Aaaaaaah!

Conker: Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!

Super Meat Boy

Meat Boy encounters a nice, cute piece of poo called Brownie. You get to race him while salt invades the factory you are racing him in. On the 360 version, if you beat him, you win a cute gamer picture of poop (used by Brad Shoemaker). Unfortunately, our little poop hero dies despite Meat Boy trying to save him.

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