So I wasn't able to get down the first line of text between the two of you, but this is what the cube says the first time you meet.
The first line says something about it being your guide and calling you hexahedron. the rest is word for word
so this is just a routine procedure but i do need someone here just in case something goes wrong
if something does go wrong you are going to have to clean up the mess
hey wait a minute can you even understand what i am saying and what is wrong with your head
oh well you are here now might as well do this thing prepare to have your mind blown
This is where you are first spun
all right welcome to the club enjoy your free hat
i kind of thought maybe this would not work because of your weird head but everything looks aok from over here
thanks for the hand you can go home now it was very nice to meet you
Then you make it blow up. Which I didn't want to do because he seemed like a cool dude.