About the Cube(Spoilers)

#1 Posted by tankintheair315 (351 posts) -

So I wasn't able to get down the first line of text between the two of you, but this is what the cube says the first time you meet.

The first line says something about it being your guide and calling you hexahedron. the rest is word for word

so this is just a routine procedure but i do need someone here just in case something goes wrong

if something does go wrong you are going to have to clean up the mess

hey wait a minute can you even understand what i am saying and what is wrong with your head

oh well you are here now might as well do this thing prepare to have your mind blown

This is where you are first spun

all right welcome to the club enjoy your free hat

i kind of thought maybe this would not work because of your weird head but everything looks aok from over here

thanks for the hand you can go home now it was very nice to meet you

Then you make it blow up. Which I didn't want to do because he seemed like a cool dude.

#2 Posted by Sgtpierceface (661 posts) -

This is such a bizarre game.

#3 Edited by Barrabas (326 posts) -

Yeah, almost none of the dialog from characters is anything serious. I remember one of the first things I did after learning the alphabet was going to the other town and translating what one of the guys with the fez had to say. I figured he also has a fez so maybe he has something revelatory to say about the world. He made fun of the shape of my head.

#4 Posted by tankintheair315 (351 posts) -

@Barrabas: Yeah apparently you have a f'ed up head. I thought it would be all cryptic but they talk super casual. Its kinda funny.

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