How to End the Universe Using Final Fantasy V

#1 Posted by ZombiePie (5556 posts) -
Note: In an attempt to explore my gaming past I'm examining some curious things in older games that I overlooked when I was younger.

How to End the Universe Using Final Fantasy V
1) Get any version of Final Fantasy V

2) Gain acess to Faris, who is a female cross-dressing pirate captain

3) Gain acess to the pirate class/job

4) Turn Faris the pirate captain into a ninja

5) Wait 3-5 minutes for the universe to realize what you have done

6) Watch as your copy of Final Fantasy V turns into a blackhole

7) Sit a feel silly as you die and kill the entire human race....

(There are other ways to end the universe such as deviding π by zero, having Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Bruce Lee fight, but they aren't gaming related)
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#2 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

On the subject of Final Fantasy V, my friend lent me the game for PSOne. I tried playing it on my PS3, but whenever I tried to save, the game would freeze. Needless to say, I gave it back to him.

#3 Edited by ZombiePie (5556 posts) -
AndrewGaspar said:
"On the subject of Final Fantasy V, my friend lent me the game for PSOne. I tried playing it on my PS3, but whenever I tried to save, the game would freeze. Needless to say, I gave it back to him."

Scrap that, Sony's compatibility list says that the  game will hang when you reach the first save point (firmware 1.6 possibly resolves issue but is inconsistent)
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#4 Posted by Sander (407 posts) -

Breaking news: 2 yrs later and the game will allow to get past the first save point...but will lock up at the 2nd save point. At this rate, we'll be able to complete the game in 600yrs. 
I loved Final Fantasy II(IV) and III(VI) so I was kinda looking forward to this though I know time has been unkind. I'd even forgotten I had this Final Fantasy Anthology.

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