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    Final Fantasy XIII

    Game » consists of 17 releases. Released Mar 09, 2010

    This entry into the Final Fantasy universe is set in the worlds of Pulse and Cocoon. Players take control of multiple characters who are caught in a war between these worlds.

    the reason my girlfriend hates me playing this game

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    #1  Edited By tunaburn

    Vanille's voice during the battles. It is soooo annoying. Not when shes just talking but during an actual fight. She makes all those little whiny moans and groans and whimpers and its driving me insane. It sucks that i want to keep using her as my medic/ravager. The main problem is my girlfriend who normally screws around on the computer next to me while i play games is getting even more annoyed than me at it. Anyone else find her fighting noises just plain horrible?

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    #2  Edited By ApertureSilence

    Here's you solution: Lighning/Fang/Hope - it's the best character combination in the game. No Vanille required.

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    #3  Edited By thebatmobile

    That's a problem with every JRPG. It just feels awkward playing with someone in the room with me when they're practically making 12-year old sex-noises.

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    #4  Edited By tunaburn
    @MurderByDeath: the only problem with that is i have a soft spot for sazh. i just like him personally so i want to use him. he is a synergist and that only leaves really  vanille with saboteur and medic available. i need a good commando as well so im using lightning. i could probably use fang instead but fuck her. lightning is cooler.
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    #5  Edited By tunaburn
    @thebatmobile said:
    " That's a problem with every JRPG. It just feels awkward playing with someone in the room with me when they're practically making 12-year old sex-noises. "
    hahahahaaa i know, i feel so awkward sometimes when anyones in the room with me.
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    #6  Edited By Meowayne
    @tunaburn said:

    the reason my girlfriend hates me playing this game

     Vanille's voice during the battles.
    Same here.
    Good thing nobody's forcing you to use Vanille from ch 11 onwards. Fang/(Lightning/Snow)/Hope ftw.
     

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    #7  Edited By tunaburn
    @Meowayne:  ill use this statement again :  
    the only problem with that is i have a soft spot for sazh. i just like him personally so i want to use him. he is a synergist and that only leaves really  vanille with saboteur and medic available. i need a good commando as well so im using lightning. i could probably use fang instead but fuck her. lightning is cooler.
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    #8  Edited By Xanth93
    @MurderByDeath said:
    " Here's you solution: Lighning/Fang/Hope - it's the best character combination in the game. No Vanille required. "
    This.
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    I hate when games put repetitive voice clips in gameplay, it is incredibly annoying. At least sometimes you can turn them off, like DQ8 had a separate voice volume in options. Then just turn it back up when you sense cutscene.

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    #10  Edited By Computerplayer1

    Her talking is pretty bad, but holy hell, what were they doing in the sound booth when they recorded her battle VOs?
     
    It actually sounds like they were just like, "Ok, look. Just go into the booth. Mark is in there already. Just take your clothes off and do what comes naturally."

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    #11  Edited By tunaburn
    @Computerplayer1:  lol its pretty weird and it really does make it awkward to play with other people around. my girlfriend doesnt really watch me play games but she doesnt mind when i do as long as we werent using the tv or doing something already. but when i put in this game she gets so annoyed and then she annoys me by sitting there making fun of the game the whole i try to play it.
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    #12  Edited By Computerplayer1
    @tunaburn said:
    " @Computerplayer1:  lol its pretty weird and it really does make it awkward to play with other people around. my girlfriend doesnt really watch me play games but she doesnt mind when i do as long as we werent using the tv or doing something already. but when i put in this game she gets so annoyed and then she annoys me by sitting there making fun of the game the whole i try to play it. "
    Easy solution.
     
    Turn to her and say, "Hey...sounds a lot like you."
     
    Problem solved!
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    #13  Edited By Hailinel
    @thebatmobile said:
    " That's a problem with every JRPG. It just feels awkward playing with someone in the room with me when they're practically making 12-year old sex-noises. "
    Translation:  "Derp."
     
    Yes, let's once again boil a single instance of a character some people find annoying into a cancer ravaging an entire genre.
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    #14  Edited By tunaburn
    @Computerplayer1:  i have actually in all honesty used that joke on her. to which she replied "well not anymore." and now we have not had relations in days. i shall not say that to her again.
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    #15  Edited By Animasta

    honestly I just use Lightning or Sazh, and then Fang and Vanille. two sab's really can take down someone really quickly.
     
    or sometimes I'll do two SYN, Lightning sazh and hope.
     
    Snow sucks though

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    #16  Edited By WalkerTR77

    I agree she does make a lot of distressing sexual noises. But I did think the reason would have been you keep asking your girlfriend to dye her hair pink.
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    #17  Edited By calum_s_gunn

    AMEN

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    #18  Edited By Void_Wizard

    This is like the best thread ever. I always lol when Vanille moans during battle.

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    #19  Edited By tenfour

    My wife hates it when I play this game because of the repetitive music.  Actually, all FF games have had this problem. 
     
    What they should do is just not have a battle theme. Instead, the area music for wherever you are should just become more upbeat during battles (dynamic music tracks).

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    #20  Edited By EpicSteve

    I can't stand how Japanese characters emote.

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    #21  Edited By rjayb89

    Vanille looks annoying and I haven't even played my copy yet.

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    #22  Edited By ArchScabby

    Because it makes you a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    @tunaburn: Vanille was my favourite character and I used her for much of the game (that I played - I got to chapter 9 or something). 
     
    Her voice bothered me too though (in battles) and she always sounded like she was having some weird orgasm or something and it was getting annoying, and embarrassing, so I stopped using her. Lucky for me I could use Lightning + Fang + Hope and change characters as needed because I had reached that part of the game in-which you can do so.
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    #24  Edited By LiquidPrince

    I like her voice, but I guess that's just me.

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    #25  Edited By FatalError

    Her voice never bothered me.
     
    Also why not just wear headphones when you play?

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    #26  Edited By uniform
    @EpicSteve said:
    " I can't stand how Japanese characters emote. "
    It doesn't seem to bother me unless they're speaking English. Even then, it's kind of humorous. I like to imagine Vanille is autistic.
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    #27  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    Your girlfriend is just jealous of vanille.

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    #28  Edited By Brad
    @MurderByDeath said:
    " Here's you solution: Lighning/Fang/Hope - it's the best character combination in the game. "
     
    Swap in Snow for Fang as needed, but yeah, pretty much this.
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    #29  Edited By nobull6

    It's actually Vanille's running animation that my wife hates. She told me last night, "I don't know how you can play this game" as she watched Vanille prance through town.  
     
    She hasn't heard her speak/moan yet because I use headphones, but there have been times even I'm embarrassed by the noises I'm hearing.

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    #30  Edited By unclejohnny79
    @tunaburn said:
    " @Computerplayer1:  lol its pretty weird and it really does make it awkward to play with other people around. my girlfriend doesnt really watch me play games but she doesnt mind when i do as long as we werent using the tv or doing something already. but when i put in this game she gets so annoyed and then she annoys me by sitting there making fun of the game the whole i try to play it. "
    I hate when im trying to play a game and someone makes fun of the dialogue
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    #31  Edited By Ironknight

    I had a Fang/Lighting/Sahz combo most of the game

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    #32  Edited By gla55jAw

    I rocked Snow/Lightning/Hope for the end. I swapped Sahz with Snow for a little while when he was the only one with Haste. Post game I had to swap Snow for Fang for certain missions.

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    #33  Edited By elko84

    vanille is hot

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    #34  Edited By Clinkz

    I like vanille.  I use her, Lightning, and Sazh.

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    #35  Edited By LiquidPrince

    The greatest combination is Vanille, Lightning and Fang I've found.

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    #36  Edited By Catolf

    Still using Hope/Light/Fang, so far the best combination for me.
     
    I may swap in sahz cause his haste is a must.
     
    but as far as Vanille goes i like her and her voice, i thought it was cute, maybe it's just me, people who like Vanille seem to be in minority.

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    #37  Edited By FatalError
    @LiquidPrince said:
    " The greatest combination is Vanille, Lightning and Fang I've found. "
    As have I.
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    #38  Edited By tuque

    Vanille's repetitive grunts and moans are annoying, similar to

    • link's shouting in Ocarina of Time 
    • and everyone in Left 4 Dead yelling "Reloading!" 
     And just like those games, while it's annoying, it doesn't ruin the game. 
     
    P.S. I laughed out loud the first time I saw Vanille run! Wahaha!
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    #39  Edited By Cwaff

    For the same reason my dad wondered what I was doing.

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    #40  Edited By TheHBK

    Your girlfriend screws around on the computer next to you?  She sounds like a keeper. 
    Anyway, I thought you were gonna say that she hates it because that game sucks ass.
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    #41  Edited By Tsukiyomi

     I was able to avoid using Vanille for pretty much the entire game (except earlier on when you have to use her) and found the best combination to be Fang/Lightning/Hope.
    Unfortunately, when you're farming for traps during the Endgame, Vanille is a must because the Death spam (glitch?) makes those battles go by pretty damn fast. Also I accepted the last C'ieth stone mission, so all Adamantoise's were transformed into Long Gui's which are much, much harder. >.<
    But that aside, her voice is incredibly annoying and she sounds like she's having a damn orgasm when:

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    #42  Edited By Dragon4234

    Adds character to the battles. I like to spam Snow's ultimate Commando move to hear "THE HEROES ALWAYS WIN!!111".

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    #43  Edited By pyroisgod

    I'm still early on in the game but I don't find Vanille too annoying. I don't have to worry about people hearing her either. I have my trusty Tritton headset on whenever I play it.

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