Vanille's voice during the battles. It is soooo annoying. Not when shes just talking but during an actual fight. She makes all those little whiny moans and groans and whimpers and its driving me insane. It sucks that i want to keep using her as my medic/ravager. The main problem is my girlfriend who normally screws around on the computer next to me while i play games is getting even more annoyed than me at it. Anyone else find her fighting noises just plain horrible?
Final Fantasy XIII
Game » consists of 17 releases. Released Mar 09, 2010
This entry into the Final Fantasy universe is set in the worlds of Pulse and Cocoon. Players take control of multiple characters who are caught in a war between these worlds.
the reason my girlfriend hates me playing this game
Here's you solution: Lighning/Fang/Hope - it's the best character combination in the game. No Vanille required.
That's a problem with every JRPG. It just feels awkward playing with someone in the room with me when they're practically making 12-year old sex-noises.
the only problem with that is i have a soft spot for sazh. i just like him personally so i want to use him. he is a synergist and that only leaves really vanille with saboteur and medic available. i need a good commando as well so im using lightning. i could probably use fang instead but fuck her. lightning is cooler.
I hate when games put repetitive voice clips in gameplay, it is incredibly annoying. At least sometimes you can turn them off, like DQ8 had a separate voice volume in options. Then just turn it back up when you sense cutscene.
Her talking is pretty bad, but holy hell, what were they doing in the sound booth when they recorded her battle VOs?
It actually sounds like they were just like, "Ok, look. Just go into the booth. Mark is in there already. Just take your clothes off and do what comes naturally."
" @Computerplayer1: lol its pretty weird and it really does make it awkward to play with other people around. my girlfriend doesnt really watch me play games but she doesnt mind when i do as long as we werent using the tv or doing something already. but when i put in this game she gets so annoyed and then she annoys me by sitting there making fun of the game the whole i try to play it. "Easy solution.
Turn to her and say, "Hey...sounds a lot like you."
Problem solved!
" That's a problem with every JRPG. It just feels awkward playing with someone in the room with me when they're practically making 12-year old sex-noises. "Translation: "Derp."
Yes, let's once again boil a single instance of a character some people find annoying into a cancer ravaging an entire genre.
I agree she does make a lot of distressing sexual noises. But I did think the reason would have been you keep asking your girlfriend to dye her hair pink.
My wife hates it when I play this game because of the repetitive music. Actually, all FF games have had this problem.
What they should do is just not have a battle theme. Instead, the area music for wherever you are should just become more upbeat during battles (dynamic music tracks).
Because it makes you a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her voice bothered me too though (in battles) and she always sounded like she was having some weird orgasm or something and it was getting annoying, and embarrassing, so I stopped using her. Lucky for me I could use Lightning + Fang + Hope and change characters as needed because I had reached that part of the game in-which you can do so.
It's actually Vanille's running animation that my wife hates. She told me last night, "I don't know how you can play this game" as she watched Vanille prance through town.
She hasn't heard her speak/moan yet because I use headphones, but there have been times even I'm embarrassed by the noises I'm hearing.
" @Computerplayer1: lol its pretty weird and it really does make it awkward to play with other people around. my girlfriend doesnt really watch me play games but she doesnt mind when i do as long as we werent using the tv or doing something already. but when i put in this game she gets so annoyed and then she annoys me by sitting there making fun of the game the whole i try to play it. "I hate when im trying to play a game and someone makes fun of the dialogue
" The greatest combination is Vanille, Lightning and Fang I've found. "As have I.
Vanille's repetitive grunts and moans are annoying, similar to
- link's shouting in Ocarina of Time
- and everyone in Left 4 Dead yelling "Reloading!"
P.S. I laughed out loud the first time I saw Vanille run! Wahaha!
I was able to avoid using Vanille for pretty much the entire game (except earlier on when you have to use her) and found the best combination to be Fang/Lightning/Hope.
Unfortunately, when you're farming for traps during the Endgame, Vanille is a must because the Death spam (glitch?) makes those battles go by pretty damn fast. Also I accepted the last C'ieth stone mission, so all Adamantoise's were transformed into Long Gui's which are much, much harder. >.<
But that aside, her voice is incredibly annoying and she sounds like she's having a damn orgasm when:
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