What the POOP?!?!?

#1 Edited by truesakura (9 posts) -

 For those of you who know what I'm talking about---
So, I'm fighting this boss guy. From what I remember about him, he's this really old guy who transforms into this dragon thing with 2 heads on each side of him when you fight him.  I think he talked about him being the Fal'lcie(I think I spelled that wrong)...I might have heard him wrong. Anyway, I can't beat him!!! How do you beat him?! I usually blow up one side of him, then I head to the next side but I end up dying shortly after. 
What I do while in battle(And with who):
Hope is constantly curing Lightning, Snow, and himself.
I'm playing as Light and using magic. (Every once in awhile I'll use a potion)
Snow is just...punching and kicking.
 
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'll try to get a video up of the guy I'm fighting.

#2 Posted by EliasT (672 posts) -

Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face.

#3 Edited by gla55jAw (2682 posts) -
@truesakura said:

"  For those of you who know what I'm talking about---So, I'm fighting this boss guy. From what I remember about him, he's this really old guy who transforms into this dragon thing with 2 heads on each side of him when you fight him.  I think he talked about him being the Fal'lcie(I think I spelled that wrong)...I might have heard him wrong. Anyway, I can't beat him!!! How do you beat him?! I usually blow up one side of him, then I head to the next side but I end up dying shortly after.  What I do while in battle(And with who): Hope is constantly curing Lightning, Snow, and himself. I'm playing as Light and using magic. (Every once in awhile I'll use a potion) Snow is just...punching and kicking.  For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'll try to get a video up of the guy I'm fighting. "

  BOOM! Next time if you need more help give a little more info like what chapter your in. Also Google is your friend. Google "Final Fantasy XIII walkthrough" or "Final Fantasy XIII boss fight guide". 
  
#4 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1521 posts) -
@EliasT said:
" Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face. "
Seek help.
#5 Posted by EliasT (672 posts) -
@SpunkyHePanda said:
" @EliasT said:
" Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face. "
Seek help. "
It was a joke, it doesn't really piss me off that much.
 
There's a thing called sarcasm.
#6 Posted by gla55jAw (2682 posts) -
@EliasT said:
" @SpunkyHePanda said:
" @EliasT said:
" Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face. "
Seek help. "
It was a joke, it doesn't really piss me off that much.  There's a thing called sarcasm. "
Especially since you can't actually shoot him in the face.
#7 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1521 posts) -
@EliasT said:
" @SpunkyHePanda said:
" @EliasT said:
" Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face. "
Seek help. "
It was a joke, it doesn't really piss me off that much.  There's a thing called sarcasm. "
Oh, okay, let me try. 
 
Fucking goddammit, if you sass me again I will slice your hands off with a rusty pipe.
 
Sarcasm accomplished.
#8 Posted by Brodehouse (9370 posts) -

Man, there are people who play RPGs without paying any attention to the story or dialogue.  That terrifies me.

#9 Posted by Catolf (2653 posts) -
@Brodehouse said:
" Man, there are people who play RPGs without paying any attention to the story or dialogue.  That terrifies me. "
#10 Posted by FatalError (173 posts) -
@Catolf said:
" @Brodehouse said:
" Man, there are people who play RPGs without paying any attention to the story or dialogue.  That terrifies me. "
"
Hitching a ride on this quote train.
#11 Posted by TheHT (10269 posts) -
@FatalError said:
" @Catolf said:
" @Brodehouse said:
" Man, there are people who play RPGs without paying any attention to the story or dialogue.  That terrifies me. "
"
Hitching a ride on this quote train. "
Allll aboooardd!
#12 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4655 posts) -
@EliasT said:
" @SpunkyHePanda said:
" @EliasT said:
" Fucking don't ever say 'what the poop' again or I will shoot you in the face. "
Seek help. "
It was a joke, it doesn't really piss me off that much.  There's a thing called sarcasm. "

You baffle me.
#13 Posted by Tsukiyomi (77 posts) -

If Hope is constantly on the heal, chances are that you're underlevelled. Saying that, you will constantly be switching him back to healing anyway (underlevelled or not) because some of Bathandelous' moves can  be devastating and can easily reduce your character's HP to 25% . Otherwise, I can only really offer these 4 tips:
-  If you can survive long enough, have Hope start out as a Synergist and buff all the characters up as much as possible before switching to Diversity or Relentless Assault.
- Destroy Barthandelous' other heads first! This makes the fight much easier.
- Make Snow party leader as he has the most HP and so you're less likely to be wiped by a single attack.
- Don't rush! This was easily the longest boss battle I'd encountered up to that point but desperately trying to stagger him will get you killed! (i.e. if you need to switch back to diversity, DO SO).
Your post is 5 days old now, so chances are that you've already beaten him. But if you haven't, hope this helps. :P

#14 Posted by SPACETURTLE (1622 posts) -

Hihihi! You said poop! x) 
 
You WROTE poop rather.....................
 
*Runs away*

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