This Game Controls Like Poop

#1 Posted by Shady (503 posts) -

They should've patched in analogue controls because the Six-axis is junk. Otherwise, it's a pretty mellow game.

#2 Posted by egg (1455 posts) -

There's always PSP version

#3 Posted by Dagbiker (6974 posts) -

Are you saying that the game doesn't Flow with you?

#4 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

Are you saying you've controlled poop? And if so, how?

#5 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

Are you saying that the game doesn't Flow with you?

God damn it I came in here to post a similar reply, stealing my thunder.

#6 Posted by StarvingGamer (8156 posts) -

I tried it at my friend's house before I owned a PS3. I found it signifcantly easier to control when I held the controller upside-down and babackwards.

#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@TheHumanDove said:

Are you saying you've controlled poop? And if so, how?

I now wish to become an indie developer who makes a game where you control shit moving through the excretory system. People will call me an artist.

#8 Posted by Seedofpower (3928 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

Are you saying that the game doesn't Flow with you?

#9 Edited by Shady (503 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@TheHumanDove said:

Are you saying you've controlled poop? And if so, how?

I now wish to become an indie developer who makes a game where you control shit moving through the excretory system. People will call me an artist.

Only if it's pixel art. Otherwise, you're a conformist.

#10 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Shady:

I'm gonna make it look like Braid, only with turds.

#11 Posted by Shady (503 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Shady:

I'm gonna make it look like Braid, only with turds.

You better put in that time potion so you can rewind if you crash into a sphincter.

#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Shady:

I will, but it'll be like that one level where the clouds sped up when you screwed with time. So expect an exploded rectum.

#13 Posted by Shady (503 posts) -

Special Thanks to George Lucas

#14 Posted by GunstarRed (5126 posts) -

FlOw controls just fine. I think it would be significantly worse with analogue controls... there is a real ummm flow to the movement using the sixaxis.

The biggest problem with what you said is that you called it a game, when it's barely one step above being an interactive screensaver. (I like FlOw a bunch)

#15 Posted by Hailinel (24426 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@TheHumanDove said:

Are you saying you've controlled poop? And if so, how?

I now wish to become an indie developer who makes a game where you control shit moving through the excretory system. People will call me an artist.

Nintendo beat you to it. There's a microgame like that in WarioWare: Twisted. Fruit goes in, poop comes out.

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#16 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

I got this game on my birthday years ago, I really enjoyed it.

Guys it flOw, not FlOw or flow or Flow!

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