So I have been going back to games I've missed over the past few months since I'm done with school. Just finished Beyond earlier, so I'm late to the party.
I didn't mind the story as much as I thought I would, but good god, what the hell was up with this game trying to hook Jodie up with Ryan on more than one occasion? Like, after the mission with the Dragon's Hideout, when Ryan professed his love for her right after they almost died and could possibly die from the cold. Not the best timing, but okay. He feels like he has to say something in case they do die, but he says it in such a pathetic, juvenile way. "I luv u. U luv me 2, lol?" No means no, David Cage
Then he kind of brings it up again at the DPA lobby and by that point I'm just like, "Good grief, dude. Get a life." Now I know how my college freshman crush felt when I kept on professing my love for her because I was too immature to understand that constant erections towards a girl does not equate genuine feelings for someone.
So cool. He redeems himself toward the end, but considering he manipulated Jodie into killing multiple (possibly innocent) men and forcing her to experience something horrific that she will never forget (Salim), "her not wanting to kill him" is kind of being generous.
I don't know. I suppose people have different opinions, but falling in love with Ryan just felt completely inappropriate after what had happened between him and Jodie after her CIA mission. Also, it led to her on the run, being hunted down by multiple people trying to kill her. Then homelessness and near-suicide. Those are kind of serious. It's not exactly like he stood her up on a date or whatever. "I saved yr life. U have sex w/ me now?"
I chose "Beyond" at the end because I looked at Ryan curled up in ball saying how much he loved Jodie, and I was like, "Nope, gonna die now, I guess!" I didn't even know if there was any other options. I'd rather die (literally) than have to interact with Ryan once more.
I never want to hate on David Cage too much -- he does do certain stuff right -- but he can't do romance for shit. I refused to do anything really for the dinner date, out of spite. Okay, the asshole who seemed bitter when I graduated into the CIA and was a total dick when he came to get me to join the agency when I was a teenager (A TEENAGER!) is now in love with me? Sure, a few years supposedly passed and stuff probably happened in those few years, but SHOW ME!
And how fucking old is Ryan anyway, 30's? I know Jodie was probably in her early 20's by the last half of the game, but Ryan met her when she was a whiny child who didn't want to leave Cole or Nathan. Fucking gross, Ryan. "She was an obnoxious teenage brat when I first met her and I am her superior in the CIA, but for some reason (a reason the game doesn't feel like explaining because it's not like it's important or anything), I feel like I am in love with her."
Why don't you get in your Camaro and cruise for high school girls while you're at it, you fucking one-eyed perv.
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