#1 Edited by gakon (1952 posts) -

Friends,

Last year I created Taswell Ipsum to honor Ryan Davis following his untimely passing. You can use it for fun and profit in your wireframes, prototypes, wireframes, whatever. Your clients won’t know what to think when you deliver designs rife with cursing and video game references.

I had only promoted it on Twitter and forgot to show on the forums, so here it is now for your pleasure. Here’s the raw list of quotes. If you have a great one to submit, PM me, come at me on Twitter, or if you want to be extra cool, submit a pull request to the GitHub repo.

Enjoy!

#2 Edited by wrecks (2318 posts) -

Haha. My clients would not understand, but its still really cool!

#3 Posted by CaptMeatstick (6 posts) -

That is awesome, nice work.

#4 Posted by ShaggE (6698 posts) -

This is the best thing. Man, I wish I had a need for some lorem ipsum paragraphs.

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#5 Posted by Krevee (52 posts) -

This is fantastic, I need to make more websites so I can use the Taswell Ipsum on them.

#6 Posted by Itwongo (1245 posts) -

Will use!

#7 Posted by Brackynews (4094 posts) -

Lovely duder.

#8 Posted by dudeglove (8265 posts) -

As an editor by trade, I fully approve of this.

#9 Posted by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

Wow.

It's the Giant Barmcast! My dick doesn't have tits. I've got a salty mustache. John McTiernan, master of modern fucking action movies. The man made Predator, god dammit! If you're gonna sit there and tell me Renny Harlin made a better movie than him, you are all assholes and I don't want to work with you anymore! At first I cringe, but I want more. Seattle is actually Spanish for "taco." Blocked.

Thank you.

#10 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11381 posts) -

THESE ARE SHEETS FOR FUCKING IN. YO THOSE ARE FUCKING DOUBLE-UNDERLINE SICK. Let me put my hot blade inside you.

Sooooooo good.

Thank you, kind sir.

#11 Edited by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

@gakon: If you could make a work safe (or just a little bit safer) version, we will use this in our company.

Oh, wait, I didn't see the Git stuff. Maybe I could do this myself.

#12 Posted by gakon (1952 posts) -

@fattony12000 said:

@gakon: If you could make a work safe (or just a little bit safer) version, we will use this in our company.

Oh, wait, I didn't see the Git stuff. Maybe I could do this myself.

I'll add that in today, I have a day off anyway. The quotes are actually already loosely grouped into explicit and non-explicit, I just never implemented that option. It's also a matter of what qualifies as explicit. Is innuendo as bad as straight cursing?

#13 Posted by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

@gakon:

Words such as fuck and shit are the NSFW bits. The majority of the innuendo on display here is just fine and, in fact, to be encouraged.

#14 Posted by gakon (1952 posts) -

@fattony12000 said:

@gakon:

Words such as fuck and shit are the NSFW bits. The majority of the innuendo on display here is just fine and, in fact, to be encouraged.

I added the filtering feature and it's on the live site now. I ended up filtering innuendo into the explicit section so as many people can use it as possible. There are still more plain quotes than explicit ones so you you don't need to worry about too much repetition. Also I've found myself listening to old podcasts a lot recently so I'm trying to add as many new quotes as I can.

#15 Posted by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

@gakon: Awesome. You're awesome.

#16 Posted by Stete (748 posts) -

This is just too awesome! Now I'm actually looking forward going to work on Monday so I can use this, thanx!

#17 Edited by TruthTellah (9470 posts) -

Being in the tub with someone else's poop, there are few things that are just as sheer terrible. I was dressed up like a pizza delivery guy; brought this F-bomb instead. So you want a Hot Pocket with more pocket and less hot, is that what you're saying? The Kool-Aid Man never had a flamethrower. I'm an old man. I like turns. At first I cringe, but I want more. Let's play some meat! Too much in your wet diaper? Let me put my hot blade inside you.

#18 Edited by Narx (176 posts) -

Nice way to honor him and make my clients go whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Thanks duder!

#19 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

How weird is the existence of the Christmas tree farmer? I'm just gonna say it, if you get shit on a carrot, you just throw it away. Don't even try to salvage that carrot. This is the result of trying to touch butts. I'm gonna no scope these crops.

#20 Posted by HatKing (6108 posts) -

Well, I am an abject porn monster.