Brad Shoemaker Sideburns Club

Because Sideburns are the Man.

Those burns throw dark. But you're in luck, so does giant bomb dot com!

Awesome.

what was the name of his barbershop?

...wow...those are some real burns.

"what was the name of his barbershop?
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yeah that was pretty much the inspiration for this thread, but i was hoping people would grow some burns or at least post a pic of some. btw i apologize if this pic has already been posted, but it dosent look like it worked when i replied to myself.

Brad is so awesome

"what was the name of his barbershop?
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He has better sideburns than Joe Mauer (baseball player).

"Doc_Zaius said:

"what was the name of his barbershop?
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Original Palace Barber Shop
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I'm totally working on some sideburns, but they totally suck. :(

Dam Brad's got them lookin gooooooooooood.

His burns are ok i suppose. I might have to shave and submit. Mutton Chops ftw.

Those sideburns, they could have their own podcast,

I attempted to achieve the shoemaker greatness but i had a problem making them even. I was going back and forth shaving each one until i thought it was even and it never was and eventually they were gone. *sigh* I will report back with attempt #2 in a few days.

Sideburns are a weak ass substitute for a beard. Just grow a beard. Not a cop out like sideburns.

I'll have you know I'm passionate about facial hair. Wait, that came out wrong...

I'd eat them burns for breakfast.

"VilhelmNielsen said:

"I'm totally working on some sideburns, but they totally suck. :("

Well now that have viewed Brad Shomaker, you'll constantly be comparing yourself to his burns. 

Therefore, you will NEVER have good sideburns.

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Mine are thin..... : '''' (

i wish i could grow thick ones like shoemaker

yessss yessss grow them burns GROW A BURNS ARMY!!!!!!!!

Wait till I find Elvis, he's burns are going to rule!

Guys with irregular sideburns make me think there is something wrong with them.  When I see a dude with chops or long sideburns down to their cheek bones, I wonder if their head is working correctly.  No offense to Brad, but I totally don't see sideburns as that cool of a thing. 

what is the difference between mutton chops and sideburns

"Guys with irregular sideburns make me think there is something wrong with them.  When I see a dude with chops or long sideburns down to their cheek bones, I wonder if their head is working correctly.  No offense to Brad, but I totally don't see sideburns as that cool of a thing. "

"Doc_Zaius said:

"what was the name of his barbershop?
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Original Palace Barber Shop
"

I could only wish to have burns like that some day.

Those are some pretty awesome sideburns...

i have real sideburns dont play with matches kids.....TeeHee

sideburns are a bitch to shave even, truly a bitch...

I've been working on sideburns for 16 years, but they're still in the works. I should start getting peach fuzz anytime!

And Brad hasn't posted on this thread yet?

I think we can all agree, the sideburns are the life and soul of giant bomb.

"And Brad hasn't posted on this thread yet?"

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"And Brad hasn't posted on this thread yet?"

Sorry, busy manscaping the 'burns. These things don't shape themselves."

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"And Brad hasn't posted on this thread yet?"

Sorry, busy manscaping the 'burns. These things don't shape themselves."

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"And Brad hasn't posted on this thread yet?"

Sorry, busy manscaping the 'burns. These things don't shape themselves."

I went for the full beard, but Brad's burns are simply amazing.

I added the sideburns and voice to Brad's Wiki the other day. Check it out

"I went for the full beard, but Brad's burns are simply amazing."

I had some side of face hugging side burns, that turned into a face hugging beard. i like it better than the sideburns, "even" isn't an issue.

Props to Shoemaker.

His burns are to a Disneyworld hedge as mine are to the deepest darkest corner of an unpillaged rainforest.

My side burns are short :(