Favorite Bombcast Quote

"The Rapier bit was so freaking funny.

Also, the darth vader "Itsaa me" thing was funny

And finally the "Hold on your fucking hats gentlemen"

The E3 one "SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE" (puppy), also "_______ is still a threat"

and anything relating to Yung Cliff

There was a recent one where Jeff, like a pothead, was talking about a concert and the "vibe." I laughed. Hard.

Oh when the dude sends in about his sister putting cheese on a poptart- pretty weird if you ask me. "IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE RIGHT MICHAEL!"

Ryan: "We don't react to the name Big Boss."
Jeff: "Big Boss. It was given to him... by the government! They were thinking, well we could call you The Boss, but that would be confusing. How about Big Boss?"

On the very first podcast: The Arrow Pointing Down podcast beta:

Ryan: "Yeah, that's just grape soda."
Jeff: "ALRIGHT!"

I just about cried I laughed so hard. lol

Never seen one.

Ryan: "LFG The MOON"

more safari less track

when Ryan is talkin about dat he hopes J Allard will come out on stage and the microsoft press conferance and he says "im gna say i will literally shit my pants" and then goes " and i wont deny it" dat was so funny i was on a bus wen i heard it and burst out laughing...ppl gave me strange looks.

which epsiode was the hold on to your effing hats from?

"Young Cliff"

anytime Vinny talks about Dragon Ball Z

Just listened to the first ever podcast, and the quotes in that one remain my favorites. I almost wish you guys could have an off-topic podcast.
The whole conversation about Gatorade Tiger from the original Arrow Pointing Down Beta was hilarious.

Ryan: "This is drink is for whatever occasion you feel the need to do a crazy uppercut with your hand while wearing a baseball cap. That's a lot of things. Why limit it to golf?"
Jeff: 8 or 9 times a day I'm doing that.
Ryan: Ugh, Tuna Sandwich! Ugh, Nachos! Ughhh, UPS Guy!

Ryan: The top part of the bottle is completely smooth and rounded.
Jeff: Just like Tiger Woods...

And the best part...
Ryan: Why not go for it and get the bottle that kinda looks like a penis.
Jeff: Just like Tiger Woods.....I don't know what that means.

Giant Bomb (dot) com: Send us pictures of your sister.

This is an easy one.....

"TASTE....THAT....NUT!"  Ryan Davis

Ryan: "My sister takes the non-frosted strawberry poptarts-"

Jeff: "I bet she does!"

Oh, I got one, see if I can get this right- probably my favorite actually

Ryan: Harry Kar writes in and asks...

Jeff: That's weird

Ryan: Hm?

Jeff: Hairy car.... driving down the street

Ryan: Oh his job is weird too, we'll talk about that later

Jeff: Does he.. shave cars?

Ryan: That would be pretty weird..... for a guy named Hairy Car

I really loved this last podcast talking about sponsors that were shady and saying how they had complete control.  Ryan goes "and I would say GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!"

Any time they talked about J Allard....made me laugh.  and of course the "Hold on to your f-ing hats gentlemen"

Brad - "If he comes out in a hoodie in a blazer, i will jump out of my seat and cheer"
Ryan - "I will shit my pants"

"I have quite a few favorites actually.. One that comes to mind was the exchange between Alex, Ryan, and Jeff one time during the intro.  It was Alex's first time in the actual Giant Bomb offices:

Ryan: "You're here, this is your first time here in the Giant Bomb offices."
Alex: "I am in...."
Jeff:  "THE BOMB SHELTER!!"
Ryan: "We don't call it that!"
Jeff: "We don't call it that!"
Alex: "But you just did."
Ryan: "No, we don't"
Jeff: "We don't."
Alex: "But you just did."
"

My favorite bit I can remember recently was Jeff going on with faux NPD discussions.

First of all, I love reading all of these and remembering all the great moments of this show.  It's awesome.  :P

I have a few.  Here's one I loved just because of how dead-pan is was:  (and I might not get people right, but I think it was Jeff and Ryan.  Can't remember who said what.  >_<)

Jeff:  "So, we picked up this stuff at a...a local retailer.  I'll only say that much, I don't think we can say the name of it on the air because of legal..."
Ryan:  "Oh, you mean the Best Buy?"
[Pause]
Jeff:  "Yes."

I cracked up so hard when that happened.  XD

Let's see...I love it whenever someone pitches a ridiculous game concept, and then they say, "So, look for that this fall!  You heard it here first."  :P

Jeff = "dont be a dick" to those who want to curse like crazy.

"Cobra is the greatest movie ever made"

I'm gonna fly the flag for "Fly That Flag."

"If this game were a tree it would be a pretty kick ass tree"

"Well thats just stupid Jeff!" Ryan davis will say this when jeff has a totally illogical idea, such as buying an actual Street fighter 4 cabinet

when they were talking about no more heroes and jeff screamed out "FUCKFACE"

I loved when Jeff and Ryan were talking about having "MMO guy" as a character in Street Fighter, and how he'd walk around with his computer desk and sweat all over everybody.

I still laugh at the "OH THAT DOG IS SOOO CUUUTE"

"...I mean what? Is LEGO Batman gonna get his back broke?" 

I'll just add that one to the list.  All the other ones were great, too.  Also, the bit with them referring to the fact that all the energy drinks they've been drinking just taste like Squirt.

Ryan talking about tasting the nut in his drink... Can't remember the exact words but there seemed to be a bit un-comfortableness from he and Jeff after he said that...

Jeff.... "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

that might have been a dream though

I liked on the last podcast when Ryan I think asked Brad if the queue was sexy in his dreams.

" I would not ehsitate to bash in zombie-Vinny's skull with this mircophone" and Vinny's soft chuckle is always good. Also I like the way Ryan says "sir"

During the Snakecast, when they're all talking about Solidus being at the wedding laughing without a face.

Alex Navarro- I don't like nuts
Jeff Gerstmann- Thats not what I heard
classic lol

"Alex Navarro- I don't like nuts
Jeff Gerstmann- Thats not what I heard
classic lol
"

"When Brad was like "Turn your damn ringer off" or something like that.
"

"What's up with Vinny?"

"I don't have clamidia anymore." -Ryan
Bombcast 05-06-2008

Ryan: "If you had one of those coming up your pipe that would be no good"
Jeff: "I think you are eating marshmellows incorrectly sir."
Ryan: "Or maybe you are?"
Jeff: "Jerk"
Bombcast 03-18-2008
That was them answering my question about cereal milkshakes.

I liked the awkward silence in last week's Bombcast.

"Reynolds said:

"What's the ______ is not a threat thing about, anyway?

www.stillathreat.com

Well, it's not about that, but it's awesome no?
"