Favorite Bombcast Quote

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#201  Edited By Oni

The techno bit in the Tokyo bombcast cracked me up. "It's a little bit different!"

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#202  Edited By bwooduhs

I loved the intro to the PAX edition of the Bombcast.

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#203  Edited By jakob187

"If you walk into a game-specific retailer and they don't have a copy of Gears of War 2 on-hand for you to purchase, punch that dood in the face."

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jakob187 said:
""If you walk into a game-specific retailer and they don't have a copy of Gears of War 2 on-hand for you to purchase, punch that dood in the face.""
Yea. That was hilarious.
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#205  Edited By Lava

Excellent one by Jeff:
"I donated my status to get the vote out!"
"...SHUT UP!"

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#206  Edited By sionweeks

I'm back on this page again after this weeks BC. THREE make it in this time!

Vinny: Mmmhmmmm feels so good mmhmmm...
Jeff:  This podcast is OVER!!

And!

Jeff: Ahhhhh I SCRAMBLED em' till they're Dryyyyyyyy. I don't like WET EGGS!!!

ALSO!

Vinny: Nope!  He's just walking away into the sunset. End of Street Fighter II, Ryu ending, just walking off. Really bad animation.
Jeff: Yeah and then, Marcus Phoenix Dragon Punching a waterfall...

I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENING TO US EPIC!

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#207  Edited By Win

"UGH, IT TASTES LIKE GENOCIDE" - Jeff eating the weird Swedish candy thing.

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#208  Edited By jangofett88

Ryan: But you still have to have some sort of subtitle.
Brad: Yeah they should have put something.
Ryan: The lack of a subtitle...3 stars. I'm calling it.
Vinny: The subtitle is 2. Resistance colon 2
Jeff: Yeah. Resistance: Too. T-O-O.
Ryan: That would be better. Just call it Resistance: As Well.
Jeff: Resistance Too: On the Move.
Brad: Look who's resisting now.

     -11/4/08 1:17:20

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#210  Edited By heavymtlhead

I dont remember which one this was from but when they were talking about voice recognition and were remembering Brain Age.
Ryan: "FUCKING BLUE! C'MON!"

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#211  Edited By Death_Burnout

As a die-hard Bombcast fan i could go on for ages with good quotes, but here are just some of my fave's, i cant refer them to their episode number cus that'd take a while.

Jeff: "i Like Cakes! cupcakes, poundcakes, whatever."

Ryan
: "Midway takes duty, to rock that booty"

Ryan: "Move ya! with an exclamation point...with steve lavers..."
Jeff: "Steve Lavers would you please stop smoking la la?"

Jeff: "Mad Viscus!"

Ryan rapping the Redline slogan with Jeff Beatboxing: "Feel the freak, feel the freeze, watch the fat drop off with ease!"

Ryan: "Ugh its like...ground up pills..." (Arrow Pointing Down)

Ryan: "its the Goddamn..fu...BOMB!"

Jeff: "Drink a can and FEEL YO SELF!"

Jeff: "...Im busy doing lines in the bathroom!...GRRRR"

Ryan: "DJ Ungel Vral wassup?"
Jeff: "We are in da mix over here ya!"

Terribly sorry for such a long post. Theres too many to list and it seems that Ryan really has said some of the most memorable ones, such as everyones favourite, Hold on to your fuckin hats, and the recent newcomer, Kentucky Fried Fuckin Chicken! :P

Not to say Vinny and Brad havent said anything memorable, because they sure have! and i could...just could of added the old GS favourite "one color throw ups...two color throw ups...wheat pasting!"

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#212  Edited By GiantBombchu

the entire conversation where they imitated Marcus Pheonix was pretty damn funny:

"Just imagine him... cookin' eggs"

"AHHHH I SCRAMBLED EM TILL THEY'RE DRY!!!! I DONT LIKE WET EGGS!!!"

"AWWWW COME ONN!!!"
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#213  Edited By jangofett88

Ryan: I'M THIRTY. AUUGHHHH!!!!!!
Vinny: Is this candy sugar-free?
Ryan: Here kids have this apple!
Jeff: I put a RAAAAZOR in it!

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#214  Edited By daniel_beck_90

the latest Giant BombCast was so funny .  specially at one point the crew were talking about  use of the word  Mother fucker  ; then Jeff said that GTA: San Andreas was full strong language and finished his statement with the  funniest  Mother fucker I have ever heard in my entire life  !!!

Jeff you are so awesome

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#215  Edited By MetalGearSunny

This is my fav. GB moment.

  
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#216  Edited By regularassmilk

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING-PAX 08

This podcast is OVER!

You know whats good? Milk. Regular Ass milk.

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#217  Edited By lamegame621

"That is fucking filthy"
                          -Ryan talking about COD5 being released on Veterans day, calling it a " grandpa killing simulator" Lol.

I also like the alliteration in Ryan Davis saying "great goddamn game."
regularassmilk said:

You know whats good? Milk. Regular Ass milk."
Excellent quote by Jeff!
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#218  Edited By Rorschach

Talking about wrestling games:

Jeff: "I'll see you in....hell"
Ryan: "Oh No!"
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#219  Edited By StaticFalconar

This town was built on Coconuts, Coconuts are worth more than human life!!!!

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#220  Edited By chunky_lover53

when Jeff was talking about Tom Nook in the new animal crossing ans uses the phrase "b*tch betta have ma money"

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#221  Edited By Doogie2K

@Metal_Gear_Sunny: Epic.  That is exactly what I was looking for.

"SWEDISH HATE CRIMES!"

Yeeeeeeah...

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#222  Edited By Nobler
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"Ryan: So thats why you're computer was so buggy.
Jeff: This podcast is over!
Ryan: You're right, can't start a show with a show stopper.

"
This. I keep quoting "THIS PODCAST IS OVER!" really often.
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#223  Edited By AZ123

Which Bombcast is the quote "hold on to your fuckin hats ladies and gentlemen ___ is still a threat" from? I really want to listen to it.

My favorite quote was when Jeff told me in my email to "Stick a shotgun into an anthill and pull the trigger."

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#224  Edited By jangofett88

When they were talking about Burger King air dropping whoppers into amazon villages and whatnot.

Jeff: It's like when the pilgrims brought disease into the U.S. and killed off all the indians.
Ryan: I've got these blankets full of Polio.
Jeff: Here's some blankets with Polio and a Big Mac. Which one's gonna kill you faster?
Brad: Apparently there's a forthcoming documentary.
Ryan: That is awesful.

12-2-08 44:29

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#225  Edited By coakroach

'This whole situations gone southcock!'
Either that or Brad's siren noise

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#226  Edited By Superchris129

"...and Marcus Fenix never runs out of that time-rewinding potion!" -Ryan Davis

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#227  Edited By Chummy8

This situation's all southcock.

I find myself saying this to my friends and family who have no idea what I'm talking about.

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#228  Edited By bartholomew999

Jeff with "In stores now."

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#229  Edited By DK

Vinny:

"B-Y-O-Tube"
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#230  Edited By regularassmilk

You know whats really good?
Milk.
Just some regular ass milk!

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#231  Edited By squirtle_squad

back in the day when they were still at gamespot jeff said "AAGHHH SONY'S SO EVIL, ITS LIKE NO!!" then in a cool voice "ubisoft is so evil"
i still laugh about that to this day and its been a long ass time

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#232  Edited By jangofett88

Ryan: I'm working on getting the exclusive...
Jeff: The X-clusive.
Ryan: I'm working on getting the X-clusive on what the X stands for in HAWX. So stay tuned to giantbomb.com for...
Jeff: For the sex-clusive.
Ryan: For this Tom Clancy HAWX-clusive.
Jeff: It stands for High Altitude Warfare Xcelent!

4-8-08  32:04

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#233  Edited By mutdlegend

"its a turban you racist bastard" last week i lol'd

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#234  Edited By Kazona

I don't know how to spell it, but in last week's Podcat:

Ryan: "Congratulations to you and the yupers"

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#235  Edited By Butters

Brad: Speaking of the internet have you guys seen those pictures circulating of dinosaurs humping cars?

*Stunned Silence*

I laughed for the next 10 minutes.

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#236  Edited By Navster

I liked a quote from a recent episode that went something like this:

Brad: I want to pinch asses and philander.
Jeff: How is that different from now?

I chuckled quite a bit from this because Jeff responded with what seemed like a hint of fear in his voice.

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#237  Edited By Deathawk

An oldie but a goodie: "i made my level sound like quarters dropping into a phone"-Jeff on Bangai-O's unique level creation tool.

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#238  Edited By Deathawk

On the new one:

Ryan: Bob writes in and says "I've had a whopper in London and a Whopper in Miami"
Jeff: Word! What is this like a rap song?

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#239  Edited By MacGyver

this delicious Swedish candy GEUNGALBRALBRAL

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#240  Edited By Jared
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"I have quite a few favorites actually.. One that comes to mind was the exchange between Alex, Ryan, and Jeff one time during the intro.  It was Alex's first time in the actual Giant Bomb offices:

Ryan: "You're here, this is your first time here in the Giant Bomb offices."
Alex: "I am in...."
Jeff:  "THE BOMB SHELTER!!"
Ryan: "We don't call it that!"
Jeff: "We don't call it that!"
Alex: "But you just did."
Ryan: "No, we don't"
Jeff: "We don't."
Alex: "But you just did."
"
LOL! I remember that one, good stuff.
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#241  Edited By Kajaah117
About Japanese toilet seats.

Jeff: "It's about being sanitary."
Vinny: "It's your home toilet! How dirty is your home toilet? Wash it mother f**ker!"

Hemp milk discussion.

Jeff: "If you can't drink real milk then fine, but there ain't nothin' wrong with milk!"
Ryan: "Oh there's plenty wrong with milk."
Jeff: "Like what?"
Ryan: "It goes bad really fast."
Jeff: "DRINK MORE MILK!!! The answer to that is drink more milk!"
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#242  Edited By Wrect

"I was not going to reload for Cherry." - Vinnny

"Dude, yes." - Jeff

"Professional Rock-Bandist?" - Vinny

"I am still wearing short pants." - Ryan

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#243  Edited By Lieutenant

Vinny said some random word incorrectly a couple podcasts ago and it killed me when Ryan started mocking him for it.

I'm easily amused. =/

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#244  Edited By Lieutenant
Butters said:
"Brad: Speaking of the internet have you guys seen those pictures circulating of dinosaurs humping cars?

*Stunned Silence*

I laughed for the next 10 minutes."
Haha, forgot about that one. Marcus' dry eggs was great too
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#245  Edited By jangofett88
Kajaah117 said:
"About Japanese toilet seats.

Jeff: "It's about being sanitary."
Vinny: "It's your home toilet! How dirty is your home toilet? Wash it mother f**ker!"

And When they were talking about the remote control:

Ryan: Fine. Command Center!
Jeff: Yes!
Ryan: You're toilet seat N.O.R.A.D.
Jeff: YES!
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#246  Edited By Gnat

Jeff: and then majesco or somebody's like 'well i guess we could do it', yea i guess you COULD

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#247  Edited By Wrect

"Does it taste like golf?" - Jeff

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#248  Edited By Kajaah117
Lieutenant said:
"Vinny said some random word incorrectly a couple podcasts ago and it killed me when Ryan started mocking him for it.

I'm easily amused. =/"
You mean when he mispronounced "Luigi?" He used the short "g" sound.
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#249  Edited By NickM

Vinny: I've heard that sound before and things have gone horribly wrong

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#250  Edited By Wrect

I'm going to botch this one, but Ryan once said something like....

"Doesn't that just sound like a big, frothy glass of awesome?"

...or something like that.