Every time that the fish can gets mentioned I'm overcome with a weird mixture of emotions. Part of me is extremely anxious since that thing sounds like it can blow at the drop of a pin, which would cause nothing but hate to be spewed by everyone involved causing any suppressed rage to come to a boiling point (that may or may not result in a cop knife being aggressively used, making "pulling a Brad" a permanent affair)... Yet the other part of me is morbidly excited to see a fateful twitter message on a Monday night/Tuesday morning and being able to witness the exact moment in which these four men's lives fall to pieces.
It's just a matter of time until this all comes to fruition (y'know, unless they actually get rid of the can at some point--but where's the fun in that?), so how long do you think it will be until someone fiddles with the can just a little too much causing the gaseous plague, known as "fermented fish," to be unleashed? Weeks? Months? ...Years?
How long do you give the fermented fish can?
I want a picture of the can. I'm glad it has become the stupid timebomb of the the bombcast, but it has only been featured in audio so far. Unless I missed the picture/video...
They should go outside and play catch with it. That would be good.
I say they need to make a video of them dropping it off a building on a sidewalk or finding some creative way to blow it up...
" I hope it's soon, and that it happens while recording a video, or doing the Bombcast. "This.
But in all seriousness I think that I'll last a while. I'm sure "Fermented Fish Inc." knows how to ferment their fish. That is unless people start actively tampering with it.
" I say they need to make a video of them dropping it off a building on a sidewalk or finding some creative way to blow it up... "Oh god... one can only hope.
I always figured that in some random Bombcast, Ryan will make a comment to Jeff about messing with the can and before he can even finish his sentence, a slight *pop* then just dead air mixed with the sounds of leaking gas, gaging, and cursing.
They should blow it up with one of those giant bombs they have hidden away, and record the event for all to see.
If that can goes off, say goodbye to whatever you were wearing that day. And maybe your hair. And facial hair. And floor. And furniture touched by that vile, corrupted dead fish-juice. I've opened a can like that once, and the spray was two feet high, if it was an inch! Holy hell, that is some amazingly nasty business!
Like people have mentioned, you can't really put into words how horrible that stuff smells. You may think "Oh, I've probably smelled worse". You are wrong. Search for surstromming on youtube for reactions.
" Like people have mentioned, you can't really put into words how horrible that stuff smells. You may think "Oh, I've probably smelled worse". You are wrong. Search for surstromming on youtube for reactions. "Really? Damn weaklings..
It doesn't smell that bad and it only just tastes like salt. This shit is way overrated.
If there was only a way to confirm the status of the can. I would like to know what it looks like at this point.
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